Forget drinking your favourite spirits, inhale them instead with Vaportini, the revolutionary alcohol vapouriser.
Love to drink but can’t stand wet lips? Tired of thinking up new smalltalk for the bathroom attendant? Worried your booze intake is wreaking havoc on your abs?
Then you’re clearly not drunk enough. But don’t worry, we have a solution. Take a deep breath… and that’s it. Because with Vaportini it’s all about delivering a warm burst of booze directly to your lungs.
Yes, lungs. Forget sipping your favourite spirits, with this diabolically clever device you can imbibe them as a satisfyingly smooth vapour – sticking two fingers up to your boring old digestive system. And the effects?
Almost instant. So you don’t have to wait thirty minutes to realise you’ve had twelve too many. In fact, with Vaportini you can actually moderate your intake minute by minute, millilitre by millilitre. Believe it or not, it’s the sensible choice.
So how is it done? Simply warm your spirit in the spectacularly elegant Vaportini Globe and inhale the vapour through a straw like some louche Galactic Emperor from the future. All you need to provide is your tipple of choice. The rest is provided (including envious looks).
- Inhale your favourite spirits as a vapour
- Vapour is absorbed directly into the bloodstream
- Effect of alcohol is almost instant – intake is easier to moderate
- No calories, no carbs
- The alcohol consumed through a Vaportini will be detected by a blood alcohol test
- Effects generally last for 20-40 minutes per use
- Kit includes: glass globe, glass straw, metal ring, funnel, candle, engraved glass
- Safe when used responsibly
- Drink responsibly: recommended weekly limits for alcohol: men = 21 units; women = 14 units
Instructions For Use:
- 1. Place the supplied candle in the pint glass and light it
- 2. Place the metal Vaportini ring on the top of the glass
- 3. Use the supplied funnel to add around 40ml of your favourite spirit to the globe (NB: don't force the funnel into the globe)
- 4. Place the Vaportini globe on top of the metal ring, opening facing up
- 5. Allow spirit to heat for 4-5 minutes - a clear vapour will begin to appear
- 6. Insert a small straw into the opening of the globe, keeping it above the liquid
- 7. Inhale deeply, hold for a few seconds and exhale
- 8. Only the alcohol vapours should be consumed
- 9. Enjoy responsibly
- Dimensions 11.8 cm x 11.8 cm x 18.2 cm
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