The Motion Picture Toilet Award
“The nominations for the best bathroom ‘motion’ picture are…” This majestic waste-worshipping statuette is all set to clean up at the Golden Throne Awards.
Let’s face it, a loo brush isn’t something you’d normally want to make a big Busby Berkeley song and dance about but that might change once you clap eyes on this prestigious privvy prize. Designed to resemble the iconic movie gong (albeit clutching a toilet seat rather than a crusader’s sword), the Academy Award of Merde will make short work of any Meryl Streak, Al Poocino or Skidmark Hamill. It's an award-rimming performance.
But unlike most shadow-seeking dunny dredgers, the Toilet Award can be left proudly on display - a fitting reminder that life is like a box of chocolates… until of course, it’s gone with the wind.
You can’t polish a turd but you can certainly add some timeless Hollywood glamour to your throne room or Oscar Party with this magnificent novelty lavatory loofah. "And the winner is… Forrest Dump!”
- Novelty toilet scrubber designed to resemble everyone's favourite golden uncle
- Made from ABS plastic
- Dimensions: 38 x 11 x 11 cm (14.96" x 4.33" x 4.33")
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