Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter
Forget strafing your Siciliana with an unwieldy knife. The Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter serves up slices with military precision.
Amazon has its flying delivery drones. Google has its unmanned cars. It’s only a matter of time before pizza delivers itself. Until then, here’s a great way to serve up a slice of homemade perfection with a high tech twist.
The Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter works just like your regular slicers, only this natty gizmo comes with a Class II laser sight. Mounted on top like a rugged piece of ex-military hardware, it’s the ultimate way to ensuring arrow-straight slices and perfectly even portions – pretty handy when the whole family is watching.
When you’re ready to roll, just switch on the laser and the Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter will project a perfectly straight red line across your pizza. Then it’s all down to your steady hand.
Oh sure, we know what you’re thinking. We’d love it if the laser actually cut the pizza. Who wouldn’t? But we’re reliably informed this is the stuff of James Bond’s cheese dreams. Something about needing a much bigger power source and a gun license. We weren’t listening - too busy carving Roman roads in our Quattro Stagioni.
- Laser-guided pizza cutter
- Removable Class II laser pointer and torch
- Zinc alloy with stainless steel blade
- Not suitable for dishwashers
- Length: approximately 21.6cm (8.5")
- Height without scope attached: 12.7cm (5")
- Requires: 2 x AAA batteries (included)
Delivery and Woldwide Shipping
Europe: 5-10 days
Rest of World: 7-14 days
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All orders are shipped from our headquarters in the UK. You will therefore be responsible for any import duties which may be applied to orders shipped outside the EU.