Star Wars Force Paint
Bring balance to the bedroom, cause a great disturbance in the porch and boost your WiFi with Star Wars Force Paint.
Here at The Fowndry, we don’t just scan the Earth for amazing oddities and remarkable stuff – we look to the stars too. And, as luck would have it, one of our shopping probes has just returned from a galaxy far, far away with exciting news for all DIYers.
No longer the preserve of those bickering Sith and Jedi, The Force is now available in a tin. Available in all Force colours, slap a coat of Star Wars Force Paint on any surface of your home, space station or rebel base. Enjoy a boost to your telekinetic abilities, commune with the dead, wield a big glowstick or have confusing feelings about your siblings. The possibilities are limitless!
Not gifted with a natural connection to The Force? Us too. Worse luck. But don’t lose hope. While you practice moving paperclips with your mindfingers, Force Paint is also hard at work boosting your WiFi signal because it magically turns each surface into a WiFi amplifying antenna; so you can connect up every room with a broadcast-strength signal without resorting to expensive gadgets and gizmos.
The product is a collaboration between international paint manufacturer Pigments of Your Imagination™ and the Magrody Institute of Programmable Intelligence; understandably they are keeping pretty schtum about the science but basically the pigment coats the surface with a layer of microscopic midichlorian nanocapacitors, which resonate when a signal is detected. The particles instantly ‘align’ in a way that augments the signal’s transmission strength considerably - like a million voices crying out if you will.
We’re told that many Bothans died to bring us this, so grab your tin today - while stocks last!
• All-purpose paint for the home, space station or hidden rebel base
• Available in Light or Dark (we don’t take sides)
• Boosts innate telekinetic abilities and WiFi
• Effects may vary
• 2.5 litres of Rebel Alliance Senate Approved emulsion paint
Instructions for Use
• Stir contents thoroughly using innate telekinetic abilities or a stick
• Ensure surfaces to be painted are clean and free of fear, doubt or anger
• Apply evenly using a Tatooine Trading Co. Bantha hair brush or roller
• Allow 12 Parsecs to dry
Delivery and Woldwide Shipping
Europe: 5-10 days
Rest of World: 7-14 days
Economy Shipping is sent via an untracked service. If you wish to track your order, please select the Registered Shipping service.
All orders are shipped from our headquarters in the UK. You will therefore be responsible for any import duties which may be applied to orders shipped outside the EU.