The 'Big Boy' Candle


NEW

£29.99

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The 'Big Boy' Candle


NEW

£29.99

Ladies and gentlemen… Please be upstanding for the Big Boy Candle. Fourteen titter-tastic inches of delightfully naughty priapic waxy wonder

We all know when it comes to matters of manhood, size doesn’t matter – it ain’t what you do, it’s the way that you do it – but with the larger than life penis candle you get plenty of bang for your well-endowed buck. 

For a start, this isn't any cheesy old novelty chopper; made from high quality natural and non-toxic materials, each foot-and-a-bit long shlong is hand poured and hand finished. And once sparked into life, can keep going for a mightily impressive ninety hours, straight. It even comes in a gift box, to save blushes… well yours at least, we can’t vouch for the recipient.

So, if you’re looking for a Valentine’s Day gift that’s close to the bone, a cheeky hen night novelty for a tipsy bride-to-be, or a saucy present that’ll raise a smile (and possibly more), this magic-looking johnson is guaranteed to be a ding dong hit. We’re cock sure of it.

The Lowdown

  • Uniquely designed novelty candle
  • Perfume free (you can just imagine...)
  • Hand poured and hand finished
  • Made from high quality natural, non-toxic materials
  • Burns for up to 90 hours
  • Comes in a gift box

Product Specs

  • Measures 35.3 cm x 14.2 cm x 12.5 cm (13.9" x 5.59" x 4.92")
  • Shipping weight:  1.6 kg / 3 lbs. 8.4 oz.

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