Misfortune Cookies


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Misfortune Cookies


Black by popular demand and ready to dish out brutal truths, dark prophecies and completely unhelpful advice.

You’ve served your guests a delicious three course dinner, the cheese is warming, the coffee is brewing – time to blindside everyone with a few brutal truthbombs.

Misfortune Cookies are a hilariously spiteful way to end your meal. As black as the humour inside them, these tasty after-dinner treats are modelled on traditional Chinese fortune cookies – only Misfortune Cookies come bearing nothing but bad news, dark prophecies and barefaced insults.

A bitter pill to swallow, if they weren’t so damned scoffable, each delightfully dark cookie is individually wrapped with its own monster motif on the front. Don’t say we didn’t warn you…

The Lowdown:

  • Black fortune cookies bearing messages of ill will
  • Dark prophecies, brutally honest, mercilessly funny
  • Great Dinner Party Present
  • Fully Edible


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Delivery and Woldwide Shipping

Service Estimated Delivery Price
Standard Delivery 3-5 days £3.99
Express Delivery 1-2 days £4.99
Next Day Delivery
(Excluding Saturday. Order before 1pm)
1 day £9.99
Saturday Delivery
(Order before 1pm Friday)

Service Weight Price
Economy Shipping

Registered Shipping
0.0kg - 0.1kg £3.99

Economy Shipping

Registered Shipping
0.11kg - 0.3kg £4.99

Economy Shipping

Registered Shipping
0.31kg - 0.5kg £5.99

Economy Shipping

Registered Shipping
0.51kg - 0.7kg £6.99

Economy Shipping

Registered Shipping
0.71kg - 1.0kg £8.99

Economy Shipping

Registered Shipping
1.0kg - 1.5kg £11.99

Economy Shipping

Registered Shipping
1.51kg - 2.0kg £17.99


Delivery Time
Europe: 5-10 days
Rest of World: 7-14 days

Worldwide Shipping
Economy Shipping is sent via an untracked service. If you wish to track your order, please select the Registered Shipping service.

Import Duties
All orders are shipped from our headquarters in the UK. You will therefore be responsible for any import duties which may be applied to orders shipped outside the EU.

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