F**king Tea is the no-nonsense collection for any brew-loving potty mouth, that’ll calm your nerves, sooth your stress and send you the f**k to sleep.
Two things we Brits love: 1) Having a nice cup of tea. 2) Using language so ripe it’ll stain your teeth. So imagine our grinning faces when we discovered both of these things in, not one, but three tidy bundles.
F**king Tea is the answer to everything. Tough day at work? F**king Tea. Dumped on your birthday? F**king Tea. Prince Philip to welcome the Martian ambassador? F**king all the F**king Tea.
How can F**king Tea do all this? Because it comes in three perfectly pitched, high quality hand-blended varieties, designed to soothe any level of het up arsew*nkery.
Created by top brewing boffins , Shut the F**k Up Tea is designed to stick a sock in any gobsh*te. Calm the F**k Down Tea will placate even the most uppity b*st*rd. And Go the F**k to Sleep Tea will knock seven shades out of the biggest sh*twader in the f**kpond.
All in all, we’d call that a f**king result. We’re feeling calmer already.
- 3 uniquely blended loose-leaf teas
o Calm The F**k Down Tea: a soothing blend of organic peppermint, licorice, and sencha green tea
o Go The F**k To Sleep Tea: a unique blend of chamomile, rose, lime blossom, lavender, jasmine, orange, lemon balm, passionflower, and peppermint
o Shut The F**k Up Tea: a luxurious blend of black tea (Camellia Sinensis), cinnamon, cardamom, ginger, and rose
- Designed to soothe stress, help you sleep and calm your nerves
- Each pack contains 30g of hand-blended Fucking Tea
- A great gift for tea lovers or swearing enthusiasts
- Pack size 16cm x 11cm x 3cm (
- 100g packaged weight
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