Valentine's Day Gifts

This Valentine's Day treat that special someone to something a bit more imaginative than a bouquet of over-priced petals, less clichéd than a box of ‘artisan’ chocolates and more invigorating than some fancy-pants bubbly that’s lost its sparkle.

Valentine's Day Gifts - Treat Your Man Valentine's Day Gifts - Treat Your Lady

 

    • Pizza Socks

      Pizza Socks are the wonderfully whimsical, wood-fired oven fresh alternative to traditional humdrum hose“Pick up! Four slice vegetarian combed cotton, to go!”… If you thought cheesy feet meant a lack of personal hygiene, think again. Designed to look like a delicious takeaway pizza, each piping hot carton contains four pairs of unbelievably tast...

      £24.99

      £24.99

    • Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies

      Drinking booze is so passé (just ask a millennial). Reach instead for some adult pick ‘n’ mix in the shape of Smith and Sinclair’s delicious Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies Haven’t you heard? Staying in is the new going out. Dinner parties, game nights, Netflix and chill… all perfect opportunities to whip out these Willy Wonka-esque booze infused con...

      £14.99

      £14.99

    • Love Sign Candle

      Love is… a hand poured and hand finished candle based on American artist Robert Indiana’s eponymous 1970 sculpture People need love. Love makes the world go around. So, if you want to give a whole lotta love, how about this pop artfully rendered Love Sign candle. Made from all natural, non-toxic ingredients (and perfume free), it’s the perfect w...

      £10.99

      £10.99

    • The 'Big Boy' Candle

      Ladies and gentlemen… Please be upstanding for the Big Boy Candle. Fourteen titter-tastic inches of delightfully naughty priapic waxy wonder We all know when it comes to matters of manhood, size doesn’t matter – it ain’t what you do, it’s the way that you do it – but with the larger than life penis candle you get plenty of bang for your well-en...

      £29.99
    • Record Your Own Message Gift Box

      Add a uniquely personal touch to any gift with the Record Your Own Message Gift Box Place your chosen gift inside the box, hold down the button on the underside of the lid, and after the beep record your loving, funny, or witty surprise greeting. The sturdy cardboard construction is easy to assemble and simply folds together in seconds, so you c...

      £11.99

      £11.99

    • Rock On Headphone Display Stand

      Need a special perch for your music merch? Rock On is an over-sized gold hand effigy, designed to support and display your headphones or earbuds. Turn on, tune in, drop out… and when you’re finished, hang your ‘phones on this groovy rock-cessory. Based on the classic sign of the horns hand gesture and weighted for a high quality feel, it’s the p...

      £14.99

      £14.99

    • The Art Of Sleeping Eye Masks

      Master the art of forty winks and give the heebeegeebees to your partner / flight attendants / fellow travellers with these award-winning printed satin sleep masks Based on the faintly creepy idea that museum paintings stay awake monitoring their surroundings long after the gallery lights are switched off, these ‘eyes-that-seem-to-follow-you-aro...

      £15.99

      £15.99

    • Caran d'Ache X Nespresso Ltd Ed. 849 Pen

      What alchemy is this! We’ve heard of turning plough shares into swords, but coffee into pens? Well, almost… Caran d’Ache - in collaboration with Nespresso - have produced a new limited edition of their classic 849 pen made using the aluminium from recycled capsules The 849 ballpoint is a coolly understated design classic. This retractable biro i...

      £39.99

      £39.99

    • Whiskey Wedge

      If you like your scotch on the rocks but without the rapidly melting ice cubes, then the uniquely designed Whiskey Wedge is the ideal dilution solution It’s the problem many whiskey drinkers have faced – how to enjoy chilled whiskey without watering down the drink. Well, thanks to the booze boffins at Corkcicle, you now have longer to enjoy the ...

      £17.99

      £17.99

    • Beer Socks

      Crack open a brew and treat your feet to a long cool refreshing pair of delicious cotton rich Beer Socks Designed to look like a real tin of loudmouth soup, each pair of (sadly non-alcoholic) Lager, Ale or Stout ‘flavoured’ mid-calf ankle socks comes in a handy beer can with a pull off lid – perfect for storing other things once you have drained...

      £7.99

      £7.99

    • Unicorn Snot Glitter Sunscreen

      Shimmer in the Summer sun and protect your precious skin from harmful UV rays with Unicorn Snot Glitter Sunscreen, specially formulated from the sparkly noseblessings of nature’s most enigmatic beast Ever seen a unicorn with sunburn? Of course not. And the reason is a magical balm gafflumped from its fantastical nostrils and slathered onto its i...

      £21.99

      £21.99

    • The Muncher Titanium Multi-Tool

      The Spork is dead, long live the Spork! Or rather the superbly designed Muncher Titanium Multi Utensil from pocket tool masters The Full Windsor Forged from aerospace grade titanium and weighing a frankly outrageous 0.8 ounces / 22 grams, this compact and featherweight man Friday is rammed to the gunnels with everything you need to boss the grea...

      £39.99

      £39.99

    • Original Stormtrooper Wine Bottle Stopper

      Like its onscreen counterpart, this stainless-steel Original Stormtrooper Bottle Stopper might not be much cop at deflecting a bolt from a blaster but it will prevent your uncorked wine from going stale Should you fail to finish off the Rebel Scum whole bottle in one go, just pop this chrome domed booze protector into the neck and hey presto, ne...

      £11.99

      £11.99

    • Duke Cannon Handsome Man Grooming Can

      Open up a can of fella-pimping whoopass with Duke Cannon's Handsome Man Grooming Kit This premium gift for him contains a 7-piece variety of The Duke’s best-selling items and is packed in a see-through paint can which can be re-used to store fishing tackle, nuts and bolts, or heck…maybe even some paint! Each bloke buffing gunboat contains: Super...

      £74.99

      £74.99

    • Duke Cannon Supply Co. Solid Cologne

      Perfume bottles are for wimps. Real men smear on their favourite cologne... straight from a handy take-anywhere tin. Well Duke Cannon Supply Co. Solid Cologne men do Duke Cannon working stiffs don't have time to mess around with fussy sprays - they are too busy WINNING! They demand an iron-clad solution to smelling good on the go. The answer? Th...

      £24.99

      £24.99

    • Periodic Table of Swearing Socks

      Bad day at the office? Covertly express your frustration with the cussin’ brilliant Periodic Table of Swearing Socks The PToS is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now - for the first time - it’s available to wear, as a pair of hilariously vulgar socks. From quality shit-nak merchants, Modern Toss, these Pret-A-Potty mouthed foot wa...

      £8.99

      £8.99

    • Bulletproof Rocks Glass

      Here’s a paradox… the Bulletproof Rocks Tumbler is actually a shot glass, as it has a genuine .308 rifle round lodged in its side.You’ve heard of a slug of whisky, how about a slug with your whisky? This handmade hooch holder comes embedded with a real bullet that is twisted into the container while it is still red hot. The lead-free projectiles...

      £22.99

      £22.99

    • Breakfast Socks

      Too good to eat? Not exactly… but that’s only because these delicious-looking baked goods are actually ridiculously cute and stylish socks Realistic enough to fool a panel of patissiers at a croissant convention, each cunningly patterned pair is hand-rolled to look just like its tasty namesake. In fact, they’re so convincing you might want to le...

      £9.99

      £9.99

    • Mini Banners

      The message my friend is blowing in the wind, or rather fluttering in the breeze courtesy of these bunting-busting Mini Banners. You could say it with flowers but why not cut the hollyhocks and spell it out loud and clear instead. These card and baker's twine banners can be assembled and hung in under 5 minutes, perfect for a surprise party or s...

      £2.49

      £2.49

    • Middle Finger Candle

      Stick it to The Man or indeed anyone else getting on your wick, with the gloriously inappropriate Middle Finger Candle. Curmudgeons and delinquents rejoice! The seemingly ubiquitous and frequently funky household illuminant has met its digital Waterloo. Flipping the bird at traditional scented candles, this hilariously obnoxious objet is perfect...

      £19.99

      £19.99

    • Chocolate Tools

      It’s time to down tools! No, seriously… forget the DIY and instead get stuck into these incredibly realistic and utterly delicious chocolate utensils. ‘Heirloom quality chocolate tools’ isn’t a phrase you hear very often at all but that’s exactly what these cocoa-based work weapons appear to be. Crafted from up to 250g of the finest Belgian choc...

      From £14.99

      £14.99

    • The Original Stormtrooper Decanter

      Impress your fellow clones and raise a toast to The Emperor with a few generous measures from the Original Stormtrooper Decanter, which can hold 750ml of your favourite Dutch courage It’s not easy being an Imperial grunt… you’re susceptible to irascible, plum-voiced pensioners telling you how to do your job and forced to wear body armour that co...

      £21.99

      £21.99

    • Walli - The Smart Wallet

      Walli the Smart Wallet is the high tech way to carry your cards and cash – constantly connected to  your phone so you’ll never lose your wallet or cards again.  Leaving the house? Say goodbye to the old phone/wallet pat-down with Walli, the intelligent wallet that’s in constant communication with your phone. Connected via Bluetooth to the Walli ...

      £89.99

      £89.99

    • SLIM Wallet

      The SLIM Wallet is precision-engineered from a single block of aircraft grade aluminium. Your plastic never had it so good. Wallets fall to pieces. And so would you, stuffed in a sweaty pocket and jiggled about all day. The SLIM Wallet is different. This post-industrial revolution, pre-robot uprising, ruggedly functional yet striking minimalist ...

      £19.99

      £19.99

    • LEGO® Brick Cufflinks

      LEGO Brick Cufflinks are hand-crafted from recycled, repurposed LEGO bricks with a silver-plated cufflink post. Dress like the studliest of studmuffins with LEGO Brick Cufflinks. Made from the genuine article on silver-plated cufflink posts, these handcrafted LEGO cufflinks are a great way to smuggle a little childlike joy into even the most but...

      £24.99

      £24.99

    • Stojo Collapsible Cup

      Stojo Collapsible Coffee Cup is the ingenious compact travel mug that makes a super-handy gift for any coffee lover and packs flat enough to slip in your skinny jeans. Like using an old CDR spindle as a bagel lunchbox, the safe, recyclable Stojo Collapsible Coffee Cup is one of those ideas so wonderfully obvious, once you see it you’ll marvel a...

      £12.99

      £12.99

    • Stance X Star Wars Socks

      Stance X Star Wars Socks use 200 needle count stitching and premium combed cotton to bring you the universe’s geekiest footwear. There has been an awakening... We’ve all felt it. Some of us have seen it. But how many have worn it with a pair of comfortable loafers? Don a pair of Star Wars Stance Socks and wiggle your ten little Jabbas with delig...

      £15.99

      £15.99

    • Pocket Zippo Hand Warmer

      The Pocket Zippo Hand Warmer gives you safe, reliable heat for up to six hours in a gadget you can keep in your pocket. Zippo know fire. They’ve been making it for years. But did you know they’ve mastered safe, gentle heat as well? The Pocket Zippo Hand Warmer produces a steady, soothing warmth for up to six hours, without a naked flame or head...

      £19.99

      £19.99

    • Drink Rocks

      Drink Rocks are the handcrafted designer stones that’ll chill your whiskey without diluting the flavour. Like ice, but cooler. Debate rages over whether whiskey should be chilled and, if so, what with. Of course the correct answers are A) If you prefer it that way and B) Whatever you like. It’s not a shuttle launch. Stick your whiskey in the fri...

      £34.99

      £34.99

    • Liquid Body Flask

      The Liquid Body Flask looks like it’s full to bursting – but this mirror-finish steel flask is more than it appears. Disguised as a foil pack of juice, the Liquid Body Flask is a revolution in hip flask design. Despite appearances this pocket-sized drink container isn’t flimsy like a bulging foil pouch or inflated mylar balloon. It’s robust – ma...

      £59.99

      £59.99

    • 'It's Only Money' 18k Gold Plated Money Clip

      ‘It’s Only Money’ Gold Plated Money Clip is the perfect way to carry a fat stack of cheese like it’s chump change. As the O’Jay’s once sang, ‘Money, money, money. Mo-oney.’ And we agree. Money’s a big deal. But then, so are you. Which is why we recommend ‘It’s Only Money’ Gold Plated Money Clip. Carry a fat wad of green (or blue) in this unasham...

      £59.99

      £59.99

    • 'Hey Handsome' Shaving Kit Bag

      ‘Hey Handsome’ Shaving Kit Bag is the ideal toiletry bag for the modern man. Tough and stylish on the outside, fun on the inside. Most guys’ going-out routine comes down to the three S’s - shirt, shower and shave. We might have added an ‘r’ in there for decency. But with only three steps til we’re out the door, it’s important to make the most of...

      £48.99

      £48.99

    • Luxury Car Leather Wallets

      Luxury Car Leather Wallets are handmade in limited numbers using premium quality leather from the seats of classic cars. You like to ride in style. Why shouldn’t your bank cards? Luxury Car Leather Wallets are made from high quality seat leather, reclaimed from some of the sexiest cars in the world. Handmade by the team at Mariclaro in Canada, e...

      £69.99

      £69.99

    • The Original Whiskey Bullets

      NB: Please note due to the nature of this product and issues with clearing them through customs it is only available for shipping to addresses within the United Kingdom. The Original Whiskey Bullets are made from solid stainless steel – designed to chill your tipple without diluting the flavour. Go on, get a round in. Many folk will tell you wh...

      £31.49

      £31.49

    • Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap

      The Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap is three times the size of your average bar and made to the same spec as the soap used by American GIs in Korea. If you’re straight out of a hot DMZ wearing two days of grime and last week’s socks, nothing gets you smelling grunt-fresh like a Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap. A whole three times bigger than...

      £9.99

      £9.99

    • The Whisker Dam

      The ingenious Whisker Dam is the perfect solution for protecting your ‘tache from getting wet whilst sipping your favourite beer. It’s like an umbrella for your face! Let’s be honest… it’s hardly a problem that has troubled the most brilliant minds down through the ages but just how do you provide ample separation between fluid and facial hair w...

      £17.99

      £17.99

    • Mininch Tool Pen: Premium Edition

      Hold onto your lug nuts. The Mininch Tool Pen is a brilliantly (and beautifully) engineered multitool, housing your choice of six bits from a sixteen-piece screwdriver and hex set. The world is getting faster. And smaller – Or are we just getting slower and fatter? Either way, life is on the move. Things need fixing, stuff needs assembling, the ...

      £69.99

      £69.99

    • CLiNG Rings

      CLiNG Rings are fresh from Japan and exclusive to the Fowndry. Scoop them up in your mighty talons while you can. Tiger! Polar Bear! Chipmunk! Leopard! Panda! Summon the awesome power of the animal kingdom and wow your fashionista friends with CLiNG Rings. Ok, so they don't actually bestow magical abilities, but this immaculately detailed novelt...

      £14.99

      £14.99

    • Mistaken Lyrics Coasters

      Mistaken Lyrics Coasters are sustainable cork mats engraved with some of the funniest misheard lyrics of the last fifty years. Ever found yourself singing along to the radio, only to discover a roomful of puzzled faces staring back at you? Turns out The Clash didn’t want to ‘rock the cat spa’; Robert Palmer wasn’t ‘a dick with a glove’; and Abba...

      From £9.99

      £9.99

    • Photch Bluetooth Bracelet Watch

      The Photch Bluetooth watch is a great step into wearable tech – a vibrating phone bracelet that puts loads of your smartphone’s functions right on your wrist. Wherever you go, everyone’s raving about wearable tech. And quite rightly too. Ever since the Dick Tracy watch we’ve been yearning to wear our geeky hearts on our sleeve. Well now you can ...

      £79.99

      £79.99

    • Sushi Socks

      Sushi Socks look just like the real thing, only bigger and chewier. Treat your feet to a little Japanese style.  Look what just came around the carousel. Fresh from Japan, Sushi Socks are the hot (or is that cold) new thing in cosy footwear. Hand-rolled to look just like their tasty namesakes, each pair of these fun socks is woven in the colour...

      £9.99

      £9.99

    • SpreadTHAT! Advanced Butter Knife

      SpreadTHAT! Advanced Butter Knife is an ingenious, award-winning design that uses the warmth of your hand to make short work of cold butter. Say goodbye to knackered toast. With its brilliantly simple design, the SpreadTHAT! Advanced Butter Knife has just jumped straight to the top of our list of first world problem solvers. Because this design...

      £19.99

      £19.99

    • The Homemade Gin Kit

      The Homemade Gin Kit gives you everything you need to craft your own unique blend of gin in just 36 hours. Just add vodka. Ever wondered why gin was such a big hit back in the 18th Century? It’s because it’s really easy to make! And it tastes a heck of a lot better than that Russian stuff. Thankfully, the art of making small batches of gin hasn’...

      From £16.99

      £16.99

    • The Half Pint Glass

      In a remarkable feat of production wizardry The Half Pint Glass looks like a regular pint glass sliced from top to bottom.  Fancy a cheeky half? The Half Pint Glass is a great way to grab a small one without anyone challenging your manhood. Just top it up, hold the rounded side out and sup your brew in comfort. Oh sure, it won’t hold up to much ...

      From £8.99

      £8.99

    • Matterhorn Glass

      Take scotch on the rocks to new heights with the spectacular crystal Matterhorn Glass. At 4,478 metres (14,690 ft), the Matterhorn drives a familiar wedge between Switzerland and Italy. Parting the dazzling Alpine air with its rugged facets and picture-postcard looks, the summit has been enticing brave adventurers for centuries. But for those of...

      From £24.99

      £24.99

    • PocketMonkey Multitool

      Armed with the PocketMonkey no task is too fiddly, no job too small. Be the envy of your friends with the handiest wallet-sized thingumabob around. Ever find yourself thinking, ‘If only I had a little… pointy… thing… I could do that job’. Or a straight-edged thing. Or a sharp edge, or a flat end, or a long hook, or… the list goes on. Well, we ha...

      £12.99

      £12.99

    • The HOST Chill Cooling Pour Spout

      Sci-fi street light or Apple-designed magic wand? The HOST Chill Cooling Pour Spout is neither, but it’s sure to impress. Chill, pour and preserve your wine right at the table with the HOST Chill Cooling Pour Spout, a quite brilliant kitchen gadget. No need for ice buckets or (heaven forbid) ice cubes in your glass, this ingenious wand fits into...

      £17.99

      £17.99

    • Balls of Steel 2.0 Drink Chillers

      Place these high grade stainless steel orbs in a glass of whiskey and chill it far more quickly than ice. But there’s more to Balls of Steel than meets the eye… When is a product more than just a product? When it’s a way to raise awareness of a brilliant cause. Just like Balls of Steel. These high grade stainless steel spheres with new Arctic Co...

      £19.99

      £19.99

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