'Don't Fuck Up The Table' Coasters


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'Don't Fuck Up The Table' Coasters


#beer #coffee #funny #office #tea #wedding

Passive aggressively tell guests you don’t trust them not to mottle the mahogany, with ‘Don’t Fuck Up The Table’ Coasters

“Would you mind using this...” (never a question, always a statement). Let’s be honest, there’s no way to say it without sounding like a right uptight so-and-so. You could drop a hint…But why not drop the F-bomb instead, in the shape of these potty-mouthed Baltic birchwood and laser-etched cussin’ counter covers.

Give good wood and you've every chance of defusing a potentially awkward situation, heck you might even get a laugh. What you won’t get is a) angry b) delicate surfaces that resemble a Rorschach test.

The Lowdown:

  • Handmade, laser-etched Baltic birchwood beverage coaster set
  • Pack of 4
  • A great wedding or groomsman gift


  • Each measures approximately 10.16cm x 10.16cm x 0.64cm (4" x 4" x ¼")

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