Every Product We Stock (Updated Regularly)

Want it all? Want it now? Then this is the place for you! And maybe Queen. Below you’ll find every amazing thing on the planet right now, from the latest tech to superhero socks. Marvel at its vastness and complexity – and then snaffle some for your own universe.

    • 'Buy More Shit...' Shopping Bag

      Put the sack into Anglo-Saxon and carry your precious shit naks home in Modern Toss style with the ‘Buy More Shit…’ Bag 10 years on from the Stock Market crash and scurrilous cult comic artists Jon Link and Mick Bunnage (AKA Modern Toss) have selflessly re-released their classic 2009 re-usable shopping tote to both commemorate the global financi...

      £2.99
    • 'Don't Fuck Up The Table' Coasters

      Passive aggressively tell guests you don’t trust them not to mottle the mahogany, with ‘Don’t Fuck Up The Table’ Coasters “Would you mind using this...” (never a question, always a statement). Let’s be honest, there’s no way to say it without sounding like a right uptight so-and-so. You could drop a hint…But why not drop the F-bomb instead, in t...

      £19.99
    • 'Follow Me Bring Vodka' Flip Flops

      Leave a trail for that cute beach barman to follow with these ingenious Follow Me Bring Vodka Flip Flops.  It’s beach season! Well… it is somewhere. And what better way to celebrate Happy Hour, than with a large VAT (ice 'n' a slice, natch). But in our Mara Hoffman one-piece we just haven’t the room for any loudmouth juice and lugging an icebox ...

      £24.99
    • 'Hey Handsome' Shaving Kit Bag

      ‘Hey Handsome’ Shaving Kit Bag is the ideal toiletry bag for the modern man. Tough and stylish on the outside, fun on the inside. Most guys’ going-out routine comes down to the three S’s - shirt, shower and shave. We might have added an ‘r’ in there for decency. But with only three steps til we’re out the door, it’s important to make the most of...

      £69.99
    • 'I'm Much More Interesting...' T-Shirt

      Too many bright colours, logos and slogans out there? We agree. Stick it to them all with WORDS BRAND T-Shirts and their delightfully plain-speaking messages. Are your friends a bit brand-obsessed? Social media-mad? Pop culture-crazy? For a nifty way to flash a little counterculture cool, try these type-based, advertising and design influenced W...

      £14.99
    • 'Into The Weird' Playing Cards

      Embrace the strange… Open a chamber of secrets and step Into the Weird with this custom deck of truly outlandish playing cards Designed in collaboration with designer Jenny Gebhardt, this unique pack features an adventure that unfolds as you shuffle. Referencing everything from zombie priestesses to flying saucers and splitting the atom, you can...

      £15.99
    • 'It's Only Money' 18k Gold Plated Money Clip

      ‘It’s Only Money’ Gold Plated Money Clip is the perfect way to carry a fat stack of cheese like it’s chump change. As the O’Jay’s once sang, ‘Money, money, money. Mo-oney.’ And we agree. Money’s a big deal. But then, so are you. Which is why we recommend ‘It’s Only Money’ Gold Plated Money Clip. Carry a fat wad of green (or blue) in this unasham...

      £59.99
    • 'People I Want To Punch In The Face' Notebook

      Don’t get mad, get even. Keep a record of everyone who's done you wrong (or even looked at you a bit funny) with the gloriously un-PC ‘People I Want To Punch In The Face’ notebook. Revenge is a dish best served cold, so unless you have a memory like er… Mr Memory, you’re going to need this hilariously rude Little Black Book to record all the sli...

      £12.99

      £12.99

    • 'Sit In The Pit' Giant Premium Inflatable Avocado Pool Float

      Whoever said millennials spend too much on avocados have obviously never had a perfectly ripe one. Introducing the Sit In The Pit premium float, with over 35 square feet of deliciously ripe, creamy avocado surface. Stuck out on the lake and your drink has just ran out? We've been there too. Well with the Sit In The Pit all you need to do is rem...

      £52.99
    • 100 Movies You Must See Before You Die...

      ‘100 Movies You Must See Before You Die’ Poster is the ultimate bucket list of films to watch, combined with the best-designed advent calendar we’ve ever seen. Pay tribute to 100 of the greatest films of all time with a poster as tantalising as an advent calendar and as nerdy as a Comic-Con Q&A. The ‘100 Movies You Must See Before You Die’ P...

      £24.99
    • 321 Water Bottle

      Beautiful, other-worldly design and terrific H2O filtering functionality come together in the form of the 321 Water Bottle – the drinks flask with a unique French press plunging system. We all know how important it is to keep hydrated but although water is essentially odourless and tasteless, it can sometimes be a bit unpalatable; particularly o...

      From £15.99
    • 8 Bit Chopping Boards

      8-Bit Chopping Boards are made from laser-etched bamboo, bringing the glory of retro gaming to your designer kitchen. Hadooouken! Left, left, up, down, A, B, chop! Treat your taste buds to the special moves they deserve with 8 Bit Chopping Boards. Inspired by the Nintendo’s iconic cartridge, controller and Game Boy (chortle all you like kids, we...

      From £8.49
    • 8-Bit Bumper iPhone 5 Case

      Just like the last generation were happy to believe the world was once black and white, today’s generation think we all used to be made up of tiny squares. Well for anyone with fond memories of those halcyon days (or who likes their tech with a pinch of irony), we recommend an 8-Bit Bumper iPhone 5 Case. Flying in the face of Jony Ive and co. th...

      £9.99
    • A4 Cinema Lightbox

      The A4 Cinema Lightbox is a mini picturehouse message board for your home, complete with 85 interchangeable letters, numbers and symbols.What’s showing at your place tonight? With the Cinematic Lightbox you can advertise to friends and family whatever big-budget movie’s now playing in the living room. With space for 3 lines of text and 85 indivi...

      £16.99
    • Air Deck Playing Cards

      Air Deck is the world's first truly travel optimized set of playing cards. Waterproof, compact, lightweight, and durable Thinking outside the tuck box, Air Deck was created by two globetrotters who wanted a high-end set of playing cards suitable for everyday carry. Made from premium ‘casino quality’ waterproof PVC and incredibly resistant to tea...

      £8.99

      £8.99

    • AirBolt Smart Travel Lock

      AirBolt Travel Lock is the keyless, smart luggage lock you control entirely from your phone. You’ve caught the red eye out of New York, hauled ass across the Atlantic, eaten the beige paste they call dinner and touched down in Blighty just in time for the 10am meeting. Only… your luggage hasn’t. Now, thanks to the AirBolt Travel Lock you can: 1)...

      £69.99
    • Aircraft Aluminum Rolling Pin

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due mid-November. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. The Red Dot Design Award winning Aluminium Rolling Pin is machined from a solid block of aircraft-grade alloy, to bring a designer flourish to any bakeoff. If you can’t stand the heat, get an Alumin...

      £39.99
    • Animal Mini Bluetooth Speakers

      Animal Mini Bluetooth Speakers are the portable, affordable and goddamned adorable speakers for taking your music and mobile calls on the move. Answer the call of nature with Animal Mini Bluetooth speakers. Not only does each diabetes-inducingly cute portable speaker give you a commendable two Watts of woof on the move, it works as a hands-free ...

      £12.99
    • Animal Snow Tubes

      Take the piste in cartoon style this Winter with these wild and wacky Animal Snow Tubes Novelty pool floats have been a bit of a pop culture sensation these last few Summers, so it’s no surprise that inflatable vinyl virtuosos Big Mouth Inc. have brought that same kitsch aesthetic to their range of groovy blow-up sleds. To be honest, it’s a bit ...

      £27.99
    • Apero Wine Bottle Opener

      NB: Please note due to the nature of this product and issues with clearing them through customs it is only available for shipping to addresses within the United Kingdom. APÉRO is the world’s first nitrous oxide powered bottle opener and also the fastest, extracting corks effortlessly at lightning speed. Question: how to open a wine bottle withou...

      £129.99
    • Aquabot Water Bottle

      The Aquabot Water Bottle is a camping water bottle with a sharp-shooting trick up its sleeve. Who’s thirsty? Ready for your next ‘Why didn’t I think of that?’ moment? Here it comes. The Aquabot Water Bottle is a water bottle and water pistol in one. Oh yeah. This unassuming, BPA-free spray bottle has a super soaker-style pump on top. Give it a f...

      £29.99
    • Armageddon It! Pencil Erasers

      Fake chews alert! These tasty looking but inedible tubby rubber pencil-erasing tyrants will disappear provocative sketches or offensive doodles, faster than you can say ‘Whoops Apocalypse!’ Dictator Eraser - when it’s time to rub out the composition, reach for the Supreme Leader of the Crayon Pen-insula; 10 imperialist-baiting centimetres of des...

      From £1.99
    • ASAP X-Connect Charging Cable

      Say ‘sayonara’ to annoying tangles of electric spaghetti… ASAP X-Connect is the ONLY smart device charging cable you’ll ever need! The ASAP X is the world's first cross-compatible magnetic cable, allowing you to connect your smartphone or USB gadgets to your cable quickly and seamlessly. It attaches to three different 18k gold plated tip types t...

      From £12.49
    • Balls of Steel 2.0 Drink Chillers

      Place these high grade stainless steel orbs in a glass of whiskey and chill it far more quickly than ice. But there’s more to Balls of Steel than meets the eye… When is a product more than just a product? When it’s a way to raise awareness of a brilliant cause. Just like Balls of Steel. These high grade stainless steel spheres with new Arctic Co...

      £19.99
    • Batman Mirror

      Like a silvery Bat-Signal, the Batman Mirror casts the iconic logo (circa 2003) on your wall. *Gravelly voice* You’ve got spinach in your teeth... There’s nothing worse than getting halfway up a building and realising your cape’s on back to front. Which is why every good Batcave needs a Batman Mirror. Made from lightweight acrylic and with a win...

      £29.99

      £29.99

    • Batman Multitool

      The Batman Multitool takes the fight to your flat-pack furniture, with two kinds of screwdrivers, a keyring attachment, and a bottle-opener for a victory beer - making it the perfect superhero gift for him It’s not who you are underneath. It’s what you screw that defines you. We’re pretty sure that’s how Batman’s saying goes. And to prove it, he...

      £2.99
    • BBQ Machete Spatula

      NB: Please note due to the nature of this product and issues with clearing them through customs it is only available for shipping to addresses within the United Kingdom. Troubled Vietnam vet meets mouthy kitchen maestro in the shape of the 'Gordon Rambo' endorsed BBQ Machete Spatula. Bossing the barbie tends to be a largely male preserve; somet...

      £5.99
    • BBQ Sword

      Turn the chicken thighs of injustice and uphold the sausages of freedom with the BBQ Sword. En Garden! Pork for all, and all in buns! Thrust into barbecue season and dazzle your guests with the BBQ Sword. Complete with cardboard mask to conceal your identity, this grill-side accoutrement will having you looking the complete Dumas while servin...

      £15.99
    • BBQ Toolbox

      BBQ Toolbox is the portable barbecue that looks like a classic metal toolbox for DIY dining anywhere. There’s only one thing manlier than a barbecue, and that’s a big red toolbox. And now some clever so-and-so has gone and merged the two – making the coolest portable BBQ we’ve ever seen. Not just a cheeky designer flourish, this collapsible port...

      £69.99
    • Bear Skin Picnic Rug

      If you go down to the woods today... picnic like royalty with the take anywhere Bear Skin Blanket A witty tip of the topper to the days when two thirds of the globe was pink and stalking fuzzy four-legged beasties with a blunderbuss and extravagant facial hair was all the rage, this machine washable al fresco rug features a classic red and white...

      £22.99
    • Beast28 Stowable Technical Backpack

      Beast28 is the first stowable pack of its kind - a compact technical backpack that when unfurled, more than holds its own against traditional packs. Have we seen collapsible backpacks before? Darn tootin’ we have, but they tend to be lightweight, flimsy, and really only useful for carrying stuff in an emergency. With a name sounding like a faile...

      £79.99
    • Become The Force - 'The Jedi Bible'

      Hokey religion…? Don't you believe it! Become The Force: 9 Lessons on Living as a Jediist Master is the first and only Jedi bible and will set you on the path to enlightenment, young Padawan. “Ready are you? A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind." Jediism is a new philosophy supporting the idea of one all-powerful life e...

      £11.99
    • Beer Socks

      Crack open a brew and treat your feet to a long cool refreshing pair of delicious cotton rich Beer Socks Designed to look like a real tin of loudmouth soup, each pair of (sadly non-alcoholic) Lager, Ale or Stout ‘flavoured’ mid-calf ankle socks comes in a handy beer can with a pull off lid – perfect for storing other things once you have drained...

      £7.99
    • Bell Jar Lamp

      The Bell Jar Lamp is a museum-style glass jar with a light-up base for displaying any precious item. Get all PT Barnum on your cherished possessions with a Bell Jar Lamp. Fresh from our friends at SUCK UK, this vintage-looking, hand-blown glass display jar stands a little over 25cm high – so it’s perfect for housing your figurines, collectibles,...

      £99.99
    • Bigfoot Salad Tongs

      Quick…! There…! What’s that hiding in the frisée? It’s Bigfoot Salad Tongs and we have the incontrovertible photographic proof! There’s nothing abominable about this snowman. In fact, he’s here to help. Trouble with the bok choy? Pea sprouts proving uncooperative? Stand aside… with his powerful arms and vice-like grip, he’ll make short work of u...

      £11.99
    • Blend Watch

      Tell the time with a mesmerising mix of colour play and theory. This technicolour ticker is the minimalist wristwatch with maximal style Designed by award-winning West Coast agency Aruliden for the Museum of Modern Art, Blend gives timely form to their belief that products should be both beautiful and functional… while also delivering something ...

      £169.99
    • Boogie Board Jot 8.5" Tablet

      Write all the notes, lists, minutes, reminders and doodles you need without wasting paper with the new electronic, erasable Boogie Board Jot 8.5" Tablet. We all love to doodle. Leave a notepad anywhere and you can be sure it’ll end up jotted on – from shopping lists, memos and phone numbers; to maps, diagrams and meaningless squiggles. But consi...

      £24.99
    • Boogie Board™ Blackboard

      With Boogie Board™ Blackboard, the world is your notepad! It’s the first-ever writing tool featuring Liquid Crystal Paper™, offering a new way to sketch, write and design by hand Old school is the new school. Unlike other electronic writing solutions offered by more expensive tablets and smart devices, you can write on Liquid Crystal Paper with ...

      £44.99
    • Bookniture

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due November. NB: this may be subject to change. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Putting the fan into fiction, Bookniture is the take anywhere furniture that’s hidden inside a book. When is a chair not a chair? When it’s a fold-away form of furnitu...

      £69.99
    • Bottle String Light

      Create a glowing light arrangement out of any of your empty bottles with the Rechargeable Bottle String Light The 95cm (37.5”) string of lights will fill up your bottle with the ideal glow. Simply charge the cork shaped bottle light, wind in the wire, twist on, and let the 15 sparkling LEDs enhance any mood or party. The Lowdown: Rechargeable s...

      £12.99
    • Bottlelight LED Light Wand

      The Bottlelight Light Wand is a clever and sophisticated way to turn your old glass bottles into charming decorative table lights. Resembling something a certain Sith Lord might produce if he turned his gloved hand to homewares, this aluminium and acrylic light up bottle wand is an inexpensive way to upcycle wine, champagne and water bottles int...

      From £21.99

      From £21.99

    • Bowler Hat Colander

      Bowler Hat Colander is the hat-shaped strainer for any odd job in the kitchen. Colanders make great hats. But never has a hat made such a great colander. Bowler Hat Colander adds a pinch of Charlie Chaplin eccentricity and a dash of British stiff-upper-lip to any meal. Rinse lettuce, strain veg, serve up spaghetti or despatch enemies from afar w...

      £9.99

      £9.99

    • Breakfast Socks

      Too good to eat? Not exactly… but that’s only because these delicious-looking baked goods are actually ridiculously cute and stylish socks Realistic enough to fool a panel of patissiers at a croissant convention, each cunningly patterned pair is hand-rolled to look just like its tasty namesake. In fact, they’re so convincing you might want to le...

      £9.99
    • Brewbarrel Homebrew Kit

      “Roll out Brewbarrel, we'll have a Brewbarrel of fun…!” 10 minutes is all it takes to make 5 litres of delicious barrel fresh craft homebrew that’s ready to quaff in just 7 days! Raise a glass to the gods of grog because this revolutionary tipple tank is at the vanguard of the ‘Hipster Hop Liberation Front’. No fulsome beard, plaid shirt or arti...

      From £34.99
    • Bronco Shovel Truck

      One scoop or two? Bronco Shovel Truck is the tough yet stylish kids’ toy with a split personality Hazardous LEGO spill… sand pit emergency… for those that appreciate form and function, the perfectly balanced and ruggedly handsome beech wood Bronco is the push toy clean up solution that converts from dump truck to wheel loader at the turn of a sc...

      £29.99
    • Bruce Lee Playing Cards

      The way of the dragon meets the way of the shark with these officially licensed casino quality Bruce Lee Playing Cards. Martial artist, actor, philosopher, ping pong aficionado (if those TV ads are to be believed) – Bruce Lee has been an inspiration to millions. And so it’s with the greatest respect that playing card designers and magicians Dan ...

      £7.99
    • BruMate Hopsulator Trio

      Hate warm beer? Us too. So, all hail to the gods of ale for the HOPSULATOR TRíO, the undisputed King of Coolers!   Although the BrüMate might look like a standard koozie albeit in metal form, don’t be fooled…its clever 3-in-1 design does the thermal insulating-sleeve thing but dialled up to eleven; trapping the cold in, while keeping the heat fr...

      £24.99
    • BruX Pour Over Coffee System

      Put the ‘Oooh!’ in your brew with the simple but ingenious BruX Pour Over Coffee System. We’ve seen some cool coffee makers; compact 'brew anywhere' devices for espresso and bean to cup coffee making but nothing nearly as neat and stylish as BruX; a portable all-in-one personal java brewing mug for the filter aficionado. This handy gadget is bas...

      £24.99
    • Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap

      No-one wants to smell like a brewery but Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap has a rich, oak barrel scent that smells as good as bourbon tastes Duke Cannon, suppliers of damn fine grooming products for ‘men who want to WIN’, have come up trumps again. They’ve taken a standard dainty bar of soap, packed it off to boot camp, fed it three hot squares a day ...

      £9.99
    • Build 'N' Battle Lightsaber

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Jedi minors… Master the art of building your very own lightsaber before harmlessly attempting to strike down the sitting-room sofa or bedroom wardrobe Hand your average 5 year old an actual lightsaber and chances are your ...

      £29.99
    • Bulletproof Rocks Glass

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due mid-November. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Here’s a paradox… the Bulletproof Rocks Tumbler is actually a shot glass, as it has a genuine .308 rifle round lodged in its side.You’ve heard of a slug of whisky, how about a slug with your whisky?...

      £22.99
    • ButterUp Knife

      ButterUp Butter Knife will spread any butter straight from the fridge. Even that rock hard stuff your nan uses. No moving parts, no batteries, no exotic kyber crystals. Just a brilliant new approach we’ve been using on cheese for years. Instead of hacking the corner off your butter and stuffing it through your toast, this cutting-edge butter kni...

      From £6.49
    • Cable Factory

      Cable Factory is the desktop cable tidy and smartphone charging dock that brings post-industrial revolution efficiency to your workstation.  Turn your desktop into a powerhouse of productivity with Cable Factory. Like all great bastions of industry, this cable organiser brings order to your sprawling mess of power leads – and gives you a handy ...

      £12.99
    • Cacti Salt and Pepper Mills

      Hotter than the Mojave in a heatwave, these tinted beech wood Cacti Salt and Pepper Mills will turn your desert of a dining table into an oasis of cool! The Lowdown: Green cactus shaped salt and pepper grinders made from wood Size: 12.6cm x 6.6cm x 28.2cm (4.96" x 2.60" x 11.10") Shipping weight: 0.92 kg  

      £44.99
    • Cactus Coasters Construction Set

      The Cactus Coasters Construction Set is made up of five cork-covered drink mats disguised as a pot plant. The humble cactus is a hardy bastard that grows in some of the driest regions of the planet. Ironic then, that it also makes a handy place to pop your beverage. Guaranteed to raise a smile, the Cactus Coasters Construction Set is made up of ...

      £14.99

      £14.99

    • Cactus Mug

      Cacti are renowned for two things - storing water and being very spiky. Sombreros off then to the Cactus Mug, which delivers on both counts This prickly chalice will be manna to passive aggressive beverage lovers everywhere. Holding up to 400ml of liquid and sporting a message that is as direct as it is insulting, it’s the ceramic succulent of c...

      £9.99
    • Cafflano Klassic Portable Coffee Maker

      The award-winning* Cafflano Klassic is the world's first all in one portable coffee maker. Perfect for life on the go; grind your own beans and drip-filter a hot cup of Joe wherever you are. Coffee connoisseurs will tell you the perfect cup of coffee needs freshly ground beans. Not freshly ground, sealed in a bag, stocked on a shelf, chucked in ...

      £79.99
    • Cafflano Kompact Hot & Cold Coffee Brewer

      Cafflano Kompact is the first portable coffee maker that’ll collapse small enough to fit in your pocket – ready to squeeze out a fresh cup of hot or cold Joe wherever you go. Explaining how the Cafflano Kompact works is no easy task. It’ll take a minute. Pop the kettle on and fix yourself a beverage. All sorted? Good. Let’s start with that gentl...

      £59.99
    • Cafflano Kompresso Portable Espresso Maker

      Enjoy creamy super smooth espresso anywhere with Cafflano Kompresso, the world’s lightest and most compact authentic espresso maker Making high quality filter coffee is a right palaver, isn't it? Yes, you can use one of those plunger/cafetiere thingamabobs, but who can be bothered with all that waiting around and washing up? Thankfully, there’s ...

      £64.99

      £64.99

    • Canteen Flask

      Fine wine and fine design go hand in hand with Canteen, a go anywhere, triple-insulated 21st century vacuum sealed flask, that will keep your favourite drink cold for 25 hours or hot for 12. This modern take on a...er... canteen will ferry your fridge cold colombard or cellar-temperature cinsault to any beach, picnic or campsite without having t...

      £24.99
    • Car USB Flashdrives

      Car USB Flash Drives will be sure to get you out of a tight spot at work, with a handy USB stick hidden in the roof. Taxi! When it comes to emergency situations, needing a USB flash drive is right up there with not-very-sharp scissors and ‘can’t find a teaspoon’. Still, it’d be nice to have a USB flash drive you could rely on. Like the police a...

      From £19.99
    • Caran d'Ache X Nespresso Ltd Ed. 849 Pen

      What alchemy is this! We’ve heard of turning plough shares into swords, but coffee into pens? Well, almost… Caran d’Ache - in collaboration with Nespresso - have produced a new limited edition of their classic 849 pen made using the aluminium from recycled capsules The 849 ballpoint is a coolly understated design classic. This retractable biro i...

      £39.99
    • CasusGrill - The Biodegradable Instant BBQ

      CasusGrill is the revolutionary 100% natural, sustainable and totally disposable instant grill, that’s ready to use in 5 minutes and provides heat for up to an hour, so you can cook delicious food with a crispy barbecued finish anytime, anyplace, anywhere. Like the apocryphal chocolate teapot, you’d assume that a disposable BBQ made from cardboa...

      From £7.99
    • Cat Camp Tent

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  We are currently waiting for confirmation of a stock due date from the supplier. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. A purr-fect pint-sized replica of the real thing, the Cat Camp Tent is a cosy place for your favourite furry friend to nap or hide Inspired b...

      £59.99
    • Chargecard for iPhone

      Forget carrying around loose charging cables. The Chargecard for iPhone will sync and charge your Apple gadget and fits easily into a purse or wallet. Gadgets are great, but charging gadgets is a pain. Normally it means carrying a loose cable around, just in case you need to top up on the go. Until they invent self-charging gadgets though, we’...

      From £4.49
    • Chocolate Teapot

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'. Stock estimated due date TBC. Please note: because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you order. Pop quiz: What connects Salvador Dali, Willy Wonka and The Mad Hatter...? They'd all have gone choccy-woccy-doo-lally for the utterly bonkers Chocolate Teapot. Familiar with the phra...

      £24.99

      £24.99

    • Chocolate Tools

      It’s time to down tools! No, seriously… forget the DIY and instead get stuck into these incredibly realistic and utterly delicious chocolate utensils. ‘Heirloom quality chocolate tools’ isn’t a phrase you hear very often at all but that’s exactly what these cocoa-based work weapons appear to be. Crafted from up to 250g of the finest Belgian choc...

      From £14.99

      From £14.99

    • CLiNG Rings

      CLiNG Rings are fresh from Japan and exclusive to the Fowndry. Scoop them up in your mighty talons while you can. Tiger! Polar Bear! Chipmunk! Leopard! Panda! Summon the awesome power of the animal kingdom and wow your fashionista friends with CLiNG Rings. Ok, so they don't actually bestow magical abilities, but this immaculately detailed novelt...

      £14.99
    • Cocktail Mixes

      Cocktail Mixes are the simple way to create your own cocktails at home. With high quality ingredients and designer packaging, all you need are the spirits. Cocktails are great when you’re out, but at home they can be a bit of a faff. All those different spices and fruits. Not to mention getting the mix wrong. Our last attempt at a banana daiquir...

      £9.99
    • Coffee Lab Mug

      Want to know the precise contents of a Cappuccino, Latte or Flat White? The Coffee Lab Mug is the designer glass that makes everyone a barista What’s the best gift for a coffee-drinking perfectionist? One that puts three of the most popular coffee recipes right at their fingertips. This genius mug resembling a science lab beaker, ensures coffee ...

      £13.99
    • Collar Stay Punch

      The Collar Stay Punch gives you the tools to create your own collar stays in seconds from any piece of spare card or plastic. Don’t let a limp collar put a downer on your day. Ker-chunk a brand new pair of rigid collar stays in seconds with the Collar Stay Punch. The ultimate men’s gadget, and a godsend for anyone prone to losing those vital sli...

      £14.99
    • Concrete Beer Coasters

      Concrete Beer Coasters are hand-made by certified beer lovers – each one of the set of four is imprinted with a different family tree of beer. Lo! We have descended from on high with lessons cast upon tiny tablets of stone. Concrete Beer Coasters, to be exact. And each is embedded with a handy insight into the world of craft beer. From Belgian A...

      £14.99
    • Corkatoo Stainless Steel Corkscrew

      The Corkatoo Stainless Steel Corkscrew makes a wonderfully unique gift for any wine fan. Which came first: the name or the idea? We don’t know, but the brilliant minds behind the Corkatoo Stainless Steel Corkscrew have delivered a tool with both a sense of humour and a sense of style. A double hinged corkscrew, like the classic ‘barman’s friend’...

      £14.99
    • Corkcicle Air

      Chill, pour and preserve your wine right at the table with the Corkcicle Air, a quite brilliant kitchen gadget. No need for ice buckets or (heaven forbid) ice cubes in your glass, this ingenious wand fits into any wine bottle and is designed to keep your wine chilled from inside the bottle, as well as acting as a stopper. But – and here’s the re...

      £19.99
    • CouchCoaster

      Keeping your favourite beverage securely in the upright position as you sofa-surf the airwaves is no mean feat; fortunately the ingenious CouchCoaster is on hand to make sure it’s only your whistle that’ll get wet. It's a first world conundrum... You’re comfortably settled on the sofa but what to do with that lava hot cup of tea or coffee or gla...

      £14.99

      £14.99

    • Craft A Brew Beer Making Kits

      ‘Craft A Brew’ Beer Making Kits bring the world of DIY craft beer to your own kitchen, garage or garden shed. No one drinks that mass-produced froth anymore. It’s all about craft beers and microbreweries these days. Better flavours, better people, bigger beards, we love all that stuff. And now with ‘Craft A Brew’ Beer Making Kits we’re even givi...

      From £26.99
    • Craft A Brew Wine Making Kits

      Fancy yourself as a master vintner but don’t know your ‘terroir’ from your ‘tempranillo’? Now you can Pinot like a pro with the Craft A Brew Wine Making Kit. You’re not supposed to mix the grape and the grain but someone obviously forgot to tell the guys at artisan beer gear makers, Craft A Brew. Not content with creating best-in-class home brew...

      £39.99
    • Cross Stitch World Map

      Cross Stitch Map is the travel map embroidery kit for the arty, the crafty, the footloose and the fancy free. Make like Indiana Jones and travel the globe, leaving a coloured line in your wake.Like Indy’s red line of adventure, Cross Stitch Map is a magnificent way to chart your epic travels, misadventures, wrong turns and dream holidays. Whethe...

      £24.99
    • Crying Unicorn Candle

      Colour me sad. Light the Crying Unicorn Candle's multi-coloured horn and watch as it dissolves into a weeping torrent of waxy rainbow regret. Or are they tears of happiness, as it magically fulfils its manifest destiny? Difficult to tell as these mythical creatures are notoriously difficult to interview. What's beyond doubt is that this knowingl...

      £19.99
    • Cutting Boredom Chopping Boards

      Cutting Boredom Chopping Boards are laser-etched blocks of pun-filled fun for when the pop culture vultures are circling the kitchen. Add a generous dollop of zeitgeisty LOLs to your home cooking with Cutting Boredom Chopping Boards. Cut from quirkier stuff than your average wooden block (and we don’t just mean bamboo), each of these unique cut...

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    • Dangerous Experiments For After Dinner

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due 6th December. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. From sabring a champagne bottle to removing a cork with a shoe, Dangerous Experiments For After Dinner will add a little post-prandial magic to any dinner-party or get-together Bored of the same old...

      £14.99
    • Darth Vader & Stormtrooper 3D String Lights

      The light side meets The Dark Side in the shape of these – literally - brilliant Darth Vader and Stormtrooper Helmet 3D String Lights Need to put down a 'bah humbug' rebellion this Christmas? Then pick up this string of officially sanctioned Star Wars fairy lights and have at it! Modelled on the heads (or iconic helmets at least) of Darth Vader ...

      £7.99
    • Darth Vader Oven Gloves

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due November. NB: this may be subject to change. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. The Darth Vader Oven Glove is the geeky gift for Star Wars fans who love a snack between movies. Perfect for force-choking your foes and checking on your Welsh rarebit...

      £27.99
    • Das Horn Drinking Vessel

      Raise a toast to the Allfather and hail your victorious dead with Das Horn – a drinking horn for the iPod generation. Gather, feast, and sing songs about the old country with Das Horn. Bringing this ancient drinking vessel slap bang up to date, New York based designers David Segall and Alex Chatham have opted to craft it from sleek white ABS pla...

      £21.99
    • Death Star USB Mood Light

      The Star Wars Death Star Mood Lamp is a great bit of geeky home décor for when the lights go out. ‘That’s no moon…’ If you still get the heebie-jeebies in the dark, choose a nightlight with the power to destroy an entire planet*. The Star Wars Death Star Mood Light sits atop a clear plastic base, giving the impression it’s hovering. Silently, me...

      £9.99
    • Disc Jock-E

      Keep spinning the tunes! Dial up the volume on outdoor fun with Disc Jock-e, the amazing music streaming flying disc. Throw a few alfresco shapes and rock out to your favourite tunes with this Bluetooth-connected disco saucer with a built-in waterproof speaker. It pairs in a jiffy with any compatible mobile device and you can even increase/decre...

      £27.99
    • DIY Neon Light Effect Kit - BOGOF Deal

      OFFER! - Buy one speaker and get a second absolutely FREE! Limited stocks available... Like Vegas in a box! The DIY Neon Light Kit has three metres of ‘electric spaghetti’, so you can make your very own custom fluorescent signs or works of art. Neon, once synonymous with Rat Pack era ‘Sin City’, gleaming aluminium-clad diners and saucy Soho pee...

      £14.99
    • DIY Neon Light Kit

      Like Vegas in a box! The DIY Neon Light Kit has three metres of ‘electric spaghetti’, so you can make your very own custom fluorescent signs or works of art. Neon, once synonymous with Rat Pack era ‘Sin City’, gleaming aluminium-clad diners and saucy Soho peep shows, had by and large gone the way of VHS, calculators (58008 - snigger) and the Sin...

      £14.99
    • Drew The Pencil Lamp

      Looking for the write lamp? Want some LED in your pencil? Drew is the beautifully crafted dimmable lamp that will light up any room. Stunning conversation piece. ‘Eureka!’ inspiring desktop totem. Future design classic. Drew Pencil Lamp is all of these… and more. Paying homage to the humble pencil, it hovers over your surfaces as if held by a gi...

      £172.99
    • Drink Rocks

      Drink Rocks are the handcrafted designer stones that’ll chill your whiskey without diluting the flavour. Like ice, but cooler. Debate rages over whether whiskey should be chilled and, if so, what with. Of course the correct answers are A) If you prefer it that way and B) Whatever you like. It’s not a shuttle launch. Stick your whiskey in the fri...

      £34.99
    • Drink-O-Tron: The Drinking Card Game

      Kneel (or collapse) before Drink-O-Tron! For it is truly the Drinking Game of Kings! Go head to head - or floor to floor - with Drink-O-Tron, the drinking game to end all drinking games. It's like Kings Cup, Ring of Fire, Circle of Death or any other grog guzzler you've played rolled into one. And this dastardly deck will test the mettle of even...

      £7.49
    • Drop Rainbow Bath Light

      The Drop Rainbow Bathroom Mood Light casts a calming glow as it cycles through the spectrum – the perfect accompaniment to a well-earned soak. In our busy lives it’s worth taking a putting a few minutes aside to let your brain unwind, give your muscles a rest, and enjoy the rare sound of silence. And where better than in the bath? Slowly cycling...

      £14.99

      £14.99

    • Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap

      The Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap is three times the size of your average bar and made to the same spec as the soap used by American GIs in Korea. If you’re straight out of a hot DMZ wearing two days of grime and last week’s socks, nothing gets you smelling grunt-fresh like a Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap. A whole three times bigger than...

      £9.99
    • Duke Cannon Handsome Man Grooming Can

      Open up a can of fella-pimping whoopass with Duke Cannon's Handsome Man Grooming Kit This premium gift for him contains a 7-piece variety of The Duke’s best-selling items and is packed in a see-through paint can which can be re-used to store fishing tackle, nuts and bolts, or heck…maybe even some paint! Each bloke buffing gunboat contains: Super...

      £74.99
    • Duke Cannon Supply Co. Solid Cologne

      Perfume bottles are for wimps. Real men smear their favourite cologne on... straight from a handy take-anywhere tin. Well Duke Cannon Supply Co. Solid Cologne men do Duke Cannon working stiffs don't have time to mess around with fussy sprays - they are too busy winning! They demand an iron-clad, totally foolproof way to smell good on the go. The...

      £24.99
    • Eparé Pocket Wine Aerator

      Give your grapes an upgrade and turn any ordinary tumbler of vino into a chalice fit for a king with the Eparé Pocket Wine Aerator You don’t have to be a wine aficionado to know that aerating improves its flavour – essentially by mimicking the bottle ageing process. The traditional method is to pour it into a decanter and let it breathe for a wh...

      £10.99
    • Festive Gift Wrap

      Become a wrap star with Festive Gift Wrap, the paper pack that turns any identikit present into an angel, reindeer or even good ‘ol Santa himself! Standard gift paper is fine and dandy but a brightly coloured box is just that, however many glittery bows and ribbons you stick on it. This creative kit includes 6 sheets of coloured wrap, 8 sticker ...

      £9.99
    • Festive Shit Wrap

      Get your precious shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Festive Shit wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas. The Lowdown: High quality Christmas wrapping paper with a unique Modern Toss festive twist Dimensions: 489 mm x 692mm Shipping weight: 0.144 kg  

      £3.49
    • Flashing Cake Topper

      Create dazzling birthday cakes with this retro, neon-referencing Flashing Cake Topper Vegas baby! Or at least a bit of vintage, Rat Pack era signage, shrunk down and re-imagined as a twinkling, battery-powered gateaux garnish. Candles are all very nice but – newsflash – the incandescent bulb was invented in 1879, so it’s about time someone updat...

      £6.99
    • Flashing Food Topper

      ‘Eat Me’ cakes were famously used by Alice, in Wonderland, to change size. Stick one of these Flashing Food Toppers on a delicious snack or treat and we can’t guarantee you won’t get similar results Decorate your doughnuts, cakes, burgers & burritos… in fact, anything you fancy with this dazzling goodie garnish. Just plant it on your chosen ...

      £3.49

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