The Best Secret Santa Gift Ideas

Put down the candy thong and don't think about buying phallic shaped pasta. This year treat your colleagues to the best Secret Santa gifts around. Our Santa's Grotto is full of novel, fun gifts that won't cost more than a drink down your local. Take a look below at our brilliant (but inexpensive) Secret Santa gift ideas.

    • Superhero Caped Socks

      Stamp out injustice and put a genetically enhanced spring in your step with these wonderfully whimsical superhero socks. Up, up… and a knee! Don a pair of Superhero Caped Socks and you’ll be fighting crime one leg at a time. Oh sure, we’d all like the full superhero costume, but imagine all that spandex under your day-to-day gear. In real life, ...

      £9.99
    • The Half Pint Glass

      In a remarkable feat of production wizardry The Half Pint Glass looks like a regular pint glass sliced from top to bottom.  Fancy a cheeky half? The Half Pint Glass is a great way to grab a small one without anyone challenging your manhood. Just top it up, hold the rounded side out and sup your brew in comfort. Oh sure, it won’t hold up to much ...

      From £8.99
    • Sugar Skull Spoon

      The Skull Sugar Spoon is a delightfully sinister addition to any teabreak. One cranium or two? Too much sugar will rot your teeth. So our mums said. Which is why we love the Skull Sugar Spoon. Not because it’s a beautifully designed and darkly gothic and stirring reminder of our bodies’ fragility, and needs to be treated with care. It’s because ...

      £4.99
    • Sushi Socks

      Sushi Socks look just like the real thing, only bigger and chewier. Treat your feet to a little Japanese style.  Look what just came around the carousel. Fresh from Japan, Sushi Socks are the hot (or is that cold) new thing in cosy footwear. Hand-rolled to look just like their tasty namesakes, each pair of these fun socks is woven in the colour...

      £9.99
    • Shark Bite Socks

      Less aggressive than the smaller white-tipped trainer sock, Shark Bite Socks are perfect for paddling round the house. For all the horror stories you hear about sock attacks, very few cases are ever actually reported. Which is why we can all have a laugh and a giggle at Shark Bite Socks. A tongue in cheek take on nature’s other apex predator, th...

      £9.99
    • Nordic Mini Grip Ice Grippers

      Ice… great in a Gin & Tonic on a hot Summer’s day. Not so clever on a snowy Winter’s morning when footpaths can become slippier than a greased pig on a Teflon slide. We’ve all suffered the ignominy of having to adopt shuffling, hesitant ‘baby steps’ on a treacherously icy or snowbound pavement but thankfully those days are gone… Yes Siree Bo...

      £7.99

      £7.99

    • Wild Dining Plates

      Come face to face with nature over dinner with Wild Dining Plates. ‘Is that panda wearing makeup?’ Alright, pop quiz. Name your top three ultimate dinner party guests. While we give you time to think, here’s ours – a gorilla in a tux, a panda in a pink summer dress and a lion in aviators. You all finished? How’s your list? Damn right it’s not as...

      From £9.99
    • Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

      Learn the precise scientific value of a C bomb, and all of its *unty cousins with the Periodic Table of Swearing Mug. Learn to identify an Arse from an Arsehole, a Buggering Old Twat from a Council Tit Gristler, and the exact chemical value of the word Balls. From professional potty-mouths, Modern Toss, The Period Table of Swearing Mug lays it a...

      £9.99
    • iGlow Skin for iPhone 5

      Make your iPhone glow in the dark with these ingenious and easy-to-apply photo-luminescent skins.  Here’s the lowdown – iGlow iPhone Skins make your iPhone 5 glow in the dark. Glow. In the goddamn dark. Just like all the best toys in the 80’s and tracer bullets. Is it practical? Sure, if the power goes out and you’re on the other side of the r...

      £8.99
    • The Hangover I Bought a Giraffe T-Shirt

      Celebrate the third installment of the Hangover movie with a ridiculously awesome tee! This Hangover 3 My Name Is Alan I Bought A Giraffe White T-Shirt is a great-looking item featuring an image of Zach Galifianakis' portrayal of the wacky character Alan. The Lowdown My Name is Alan, I Bought a Giraffe High-quality T-shirt featuring The Hangov...

      £9.99
    • iOttie Waterproof Skin for iPhone 5

      Protect your iPhone from water, dust, mud, snow and more with this simple temporary see-through skin. It's like a smartphone condom. Everyone loves a dip in the pool. Especially iPhones. They’re forever leaping out of our hands into the nearest water source. The problem is, that’s usually the last we see of them. High tech lemmings, the lot of t...

      £4.99
    • Pond Wars Ducks

      A long bathtime ago… celebrate the galaxy’s greatest sci-fi saga with the brilliantly bonkers Pond Wars Ducks. Never underestimate the duck side of the Force - especially with Pond Wars Ducks bobbing round your nethers. A brilliantly bonkers mashup of sci-fi geekery and bathtime fun, these light-up ducks come to life when you pop them in the ba...

      £9.99
    • Spare Blades for Nano Quad RC Drone

      Have you been having a bit too much fun with your Nano Quad RC Drone? Well quadcopters are made for flying and pushing the limits. So if you're worried that it might be crash and tumble during your next mission stock up on extra sets of blades.  Contents: 4x Blades for Nano Quad RC Drone  

      £3.99
    • Star Wars® Light And Sound Lightsaber Toothbrushes

      With flashing lights and impressive sound effects, the Star Wars Lightsaber Toothbrush will have kids of all sizes queuing for the sink. Whether you’re a sprout-coloured Jedi master or heavy-breathing Sith Lord, nothing takes the fight to the forces of tooth decay like the Star Wars Lightsaber Toothbrush. A more civilised weapon in the battle ag...

      From £4.99
    • 'I'm Much More Interesting...' T-Shirt

      Too many bright colours, logos and slogans out there? We agree. Stick it to them all with WORDS BRAND T-Shirts and their delightfully plain-speaking messages. Are your friends a bit brand-obsessed? Social media-mad? Pop culture-crazy? For a nifty way to flash a little counterculture cool, try these type-based, advertising and design influenced W...

      £9.99
    • King's Wild Suicide King T-Shirt

      Created by LA art director Jackson Robinson (and lapped up on Kickstarter), the King's Wild 'Suicide King' T-shirt has quite the backstory. How do you choose your T-shirt? By the colour? By the cut? By the graphic? If you like your tees with a bit more pedigree (and a little Kickstarter kudos), treat yourself to a King's Wild 'Suicide King' T-...

      £9.99
    • MyDocument Laptop Case

      Based on the classic computer icon, this neoprene folder is large enough to store tablets and most laptops.      It used to be that if you had an important paper document, you’d store it in a cardboard folder. Then when computers came along, software designers pinched their look to create file icons – mainly so that we muggles would go, ‘Ooh loo...

      £9.99
    • Cocktail Mixes

      Cocktail Mixes are the simple way to create your own cocktails at home. With high quality ingredients and designer packaging, all you need are the spirits. Cocktails are great when you’re out, but at home they can be a bit of a faff. All those different spices and fruits. Not to mention getting the mix wrong. Our last attempt at a banana daiquir...

      £9.99
    • Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap

      The Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap is three times the size of your average bar and made to the same spec as the soap used by American GIs in Korea. If you’re straight out of a hot DMZ wearing two days of grime and last week’s socks, nothing gets you smelling grunt-fresh like a Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap. A whole three times bigger than...

      £7.99
    • OMG Light Up iPhone Cases

      These bright and colourful iPhone 4/4S cases have their own built-in LEDs for text/call/email alerts. Love the iPhone, but can’t stand that one-design-for-everyone guff? Same here. We’re individuals! We like variety, colour, shape, patterns and textures. And so do all of our patterned and textured friends. Which is why we’re getting behind OMG C...

      £4.99
    • Mixbin Instant Power Charger

      The Mixbin Instant Power Charger is a single-use, universal emergency phone charger for getting you out of trouble fast. With the Mixbin Instant Power Charger you’ll never be lost or out of touch again; it's the St. Bernard of smartphone accessories. Unlike most USB backup batteries, this compact universal emergency phone charger is a one shot ...

      £4.99
    • Kung Fu Master USB Drive

      Leave up to 32GB of your important files in the capable hands of the poseable, build-it-yourself Kung Fu Master USB Drive. The problem with most USB drives is that they don’t have slightest thing to do with ancient feudal Japan. Or at least that’s what we’ve found. Thankfully, the Kung Fu Master USB Drive is on hand to correct this oversight. Mo...

      From £9.99
    • The World's Smallest Rubik's Cube

      The World’s Smallest Rubik’s Cube is everyone’s favourite Magic Cube 3D logic puzzle with a Lilliputian twist. Can you solve a Rubik’s Cube? How about one that’s no bigger than a gobstopper? For all those who claim size doesn’t matter, we present the World’s Smallest Rubik’s Cube – 1.5 inches of brain-boggling, finger-cramping fun for adults and...

      £6.99

      £6.99

    • Batman Multitool

      The Batman Multitool takes the fight to your flat-pack furniture, with two kinds of screwdrivers, a keyring attachment, and a bottle-opener for a victory beer. It’s not who you are underneath. It’s what you screw that defines you. We’re pretty sure that’s how Batman’s saying goes. And to prove it, here’s the Batman Multitool, complete with flat-...

      £5.99
    • USB Rechargeable Bottle Light

      The USB Rechargeable Bottle Light is a clever way to turn your old glass bottles into charming table lights. Upcycle your empties with the USB Rechargeable Bottle Light. This tiny, portable light fits like a stopper into any bottle to make a great table light or garden decoration. What kind of bottle? That’s up to you. With this little corker yo...

      £8.99
    • Motivational Motel Keyrings

      Motivational Motel Keyrings offer an inspirational life saying on a classic American budget motel key fob. You have a nice day now… You hold the key to your future (and your flat, and the shed). And thanks to Motivational Motel Keyrings you’ll never forget it. Modelled on classic US motel key fobs, each plasticky slice of blue-collar Americana i...

      £6.99
    • Rockstirs Guitar Shaped Teaspoons

      NB: these are available individually or as a set of 4 Rockstirs give your tea break the classic rock infusion it’s been missing. Hello Wembley! Or at least, hello tea break. With their axe-shaped bodies, Rockstir teaspoons may give you a little more Brown Sugar than you had in mind. A great stocking filler for any Sweet Child of… erm… Yours, or...

      From £4.99
    • KeySmart

      KeySmart is a tough and stylish aircraft-grade aluminium key organiser that’ll hold up to one hundred keys. And it’ll do wonders for the line of your trousers. Is that a large bunch of keys in your pocket or... oh alright, we know it’s a bunch of keys. It’s either that or a tiny pineapple. How do you put up with such an unsightly, jangly mass o...

      From £2.99
    • Game Box Lunchbox

      The Game Box Lunchbox is a tasty tribute to retro gaming and the coolest lunchbox this side of the playground. Power up your midday munch-break with a retro Game Box Lunchbox. Inspired by the iconic (and unputdownable) gizmo from the 1980s, this BPA-free holdall has five separate compartments. Load ‘em up with whatever you like: chips and dips; ...

      £9.99
    • Life* Case for iPhone 5

      Flexible and hard, the Words Brand Life* Case for iPhone 5 is so well equipped for life’s bumps and bruises it even has a handy footnote on the subject. These days it seems everything comes with a footnote: *serving suggestion, *terms and conditions apply, *external use only, *do not detonate indoors. Do we read them? Do we heck, we’re far too...

      £9.99
    • Animal Snout Cups

      Animal Snout Cups are made from high quality porcelain and designed to put a smile (and a snout) on anyone’s face. Your turn to make tea? Serve up some fun with Animal Snout Cups. At first glance these high quality porcelain mugs look like your typical exquisite designer tea set. Glazed on the inside and around the rim, each animal cup would lo...

      £14.99
    • BBQ Sword

      Turn the chicken thighs of injustice and uphold the sausages of freedom with the BBQ Sword. En Garden! Pork for all, and all in buns! Thrust into barbecue season and dazzle your guests with the BBQ Sword. Complete with cardboard mask to conceal your identity, this grill-side accoutrement will having you looking the complete Dumas while servin...

      £14.99
    • Bent Nail Bottle Opener

      The Bent Nail Bottle Opener uses the unique power of leverage to completely upend all sense of style. By ‘eck it’s champion. Hard as nails and simple as a plank, that’s us. Which might explain our strange affinity to the Bent Nail Bottle Opener. Thumbing its nose at modern gadgetry, this effortlessly cool bar accessory is about as fussy as a new...

      £12.99
    • Bill Solo T shirt

      Dazzle your friends with this gold nugget of movie trivia and celebrate the saga that almost was with the Bill Solo Tee. Did you know that Bill Murray auditioned for the part of Han Solo in Star Wars? Neither did we. Which is why we wear the Bill Solo Tee absolutely everywhere we can – to remind us that in some alternate universe, there exists a...

      £14.99
    • Bruce Lee Playing Cards

      The way of the dragon meets the way of the shark with these officially licensed casino quality Bruce Lee Playing Cards. Martial artist, actor, philosopher, ping pong aficionado (if those TV ads are to be believed) – Bruce Lee has been an inspiration to millions. And so it’s with the greatest respect that playing card designers and magicians Dan ...

      £12.99
    • Caveman Mug

      Perfect for any early-morning Neanderthal, the Caveman Mug looks straight out of Fred and Wilma’s kitchen. Yabba-dabba-milk-and-twoo! Ever wake up feeling a little underdeveloped? Talking in gruff mumbles and pointing at meat? You need a Caveman Mug. Guaranteed to shake off any Cro-Magnon stupor, this high quality ceramic novelty mug will have y...

      £9.99
    • Chargecard for iPhone

      Forget carrying around loose charging cables. The Chargecard for iPhone will sync and charge your Apple gadget and fits easily into a purse or wallet. Gadgets are great, but charging gadgets is a pain. Normally it means carrying a loose cable around, just in case you need to top up on the go. Until they invent self-charging gadgets though, we’...

      From £11.49
    • CLiNG Rings

      CLiNG Rings are fresh from Japan and exclusive to the Fowndry. Scoop them up in your mighty talons while you can. Tiger! Polar Bear! Chipmunk! Leopard! Panda! Summon the awesome power of the animal kingdom and wow your fashionista friends with CLiNG Rings. Ok, so they don't actually bestow magical abilities, but this immaculately detailed novelt...

      £14.99
    • Corkatoo

      Take wine to new heights with Corkatoo – the handy bird-shaped corkscrew that’s nicer to use than most other po-faced openers. Wine is fun. Rich, flavoursome, wild, rambunctious, colourful fun. That’s why, for every snooty type with their nose in a glass, we hope there’s a wine-loving son-of-a-gun with a Corkatoo in their pocket.  As vibrant and...

      £13.99
    • Drop Rainbow Bath Light

      The Drop Rainbow Bathroom Mood Light casts a calming glow as it cycles through the spectrum – the perfect accompaniment to a well-earned soak. In our busy lives it’s worth taking a putting a few minutes aside to let your brain unwind, give your muscles a rest, and enjoy the rare sound of silence. And where better than in the bath? Slowly cyclin...

      £14.99
    • Frausto & Co. Drinking Decks

      Drinking Decks from Frausto & Co. are designer decks of playing cards; each one printed with a unique fact about the world of wine, beer or coffee. Delicious beverages and playing cards go together like a Cabernet Franc and pepperoni pizza. Or coffee and cake. Or beer and er... more beer. But why just quaff the stuff as you play? With the Dr...

      £14.99
    • MiiR Tall Boy Pint Cup

      The Miir Tall Boy Pint Cup is a beautifully designed metal pint glass inspired by the classic tall boy beer can, so you can enjoy its reassuring shape any time of day. For every craft beer in a fancy bottle there’s a stoic lager in a tall boy can – unmoved by the tides of fashion and comrade to all. The great leveller of revellers. So why not ce...

      £9.99
    • PocketMonkey Multitool

      Armed with the PocketMonkey no task is too fiddly, no job too small. Be the envy of your friends with the handiest wallet-sized thingumabob around. Ever find yourself thinking, ‘If only I had a little… pointy… thing… I could do that job’. Or a straight-edged thing. Or a sharp edge, or a flat end, or a long hook, or… the list goes on. Well, we ha...

      £12.99
    • Protractor Pizza Cutter

      The Protractor Pizza Cutter uses the power of geometry to divide a pizza into six or eight perfect slices. Here at The Fowndry HQ we like to share our pizza by rolling it up and passing it round a circle, like a cheesy peace pipe. Of course, some people aren’t into that. They demand accuracy, equality and basic hygiene. For them we have the Prot...

      £12.99
    • R2-D2 USB Desktop Vacuum Cleaner

      The R2-D2 Desktop Vacuum Cleaner adds yet another skill to the little astromech’s CV – hovering up dust and crumbs around your workstation. The Force is strong with this one. Sorry! Couldn’t resist. But if your workstation is dustier than a Tatooine picnic, this R2-D2 Desktop Vacuum Cleaner is the droid you’re looking for. Pootle your way around...

      £12.99
    • Replaceface Bill Murray Case for iPhone 5

      Who knew Bill Murray could rock a pair of epaulettes? Clearly the fans behind the Replaceface Bill Murray iPhone 5 Case. Mr Murray, we salute you. Is he addressing his captains on the eve before battle or deadpanning the footmen as he walks around with no trousers. All we know is that in some alt-universe Bill Murray is the boss. And we like i...

      £12.99
    • Shake 'n' Make Ice Cream Maker

      Make delicious fresh ice cream literally anywhere and in just 3 minutes, with the ingenious Shake 'n' Make Ice Cream Maker - no batteries required Ice cream has come on leaps and bounds since Gino Ginelli's Tutti Frutti first laid down the gauntlet. Now Ben and Jerry's are on the scene it seems we're going nuts for Karamel Sutra and chocolate ch...

      £14.99
    • Mojito Master

      If you’re looking for a taste of Cuba then the revolutionary Mojito Master is the tool for you. Did you know the mojito was originally a 16th century medicinal draft called 'El Draque' and named after our very own Sir Francis, who was known to knock about a bit in the Carribbean?. Well now you do and with the aid of the Mojito Master you too can...

      £14.99
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