The Best Secret Santa Gift Ideas

Put down the candy thong and don't think about buying phallic shaped pasta. This year treat your colleagues to the best Secret Santa gifts around. Our Santa's Grotto is full of novel, fun gifts that won't cost more than a drink down your local. Take a look below at our brilliant (but inexpensive) Secret Santa gift ideas.

    • Superhero Caped Socks

      Stamp out injustice and put a genetically enhanced spring in your step with these wonderfully whimsical superhero socks. Up, up… and a knee! Don a pair of Superhero Caped Socks and you’ll be fighting crime one leg at a time. Oh sure, we’d all like the full superhero costume, but imagine all that spandex under your day-to-day gear. In real life, ...

      From £4.99
    • The Half Pint Glass

      In a remarkable feat of production wizardry The Half Pint Glass looks like a regular pint glass sliced from top to bottom.  Fancy a cheeky half? The Half Pint Glass is a great way to grab a small one without anyone challenging your manhood. Just top it up, hold the rounded side out and sup your brew in comfort. Oh sure, it won’t hold up to much ...

      From £8.99
    • Sugar Skull Spoon

      The Skull Sugar Spoon is a delightfully sinister addition to any teabreak. One cranium or two? Too much sugar will rot your teeth. So our mums said. Which is why we love the Skull Sugar Spoon. Not because it’s a beautifully designed and darkly gothic and stirring reminder of our bodies’ fragility, and needs to be treated with care. It’s because ...

      £2.49
    • Sushi Socks

      Sushi Socks look just like the real thing, only bigger and chewier. Treat your feet to a little Japanese style.  Look what just came around the carousel. Fresh from Japan, Sushi Socks are the hot (or is that cold) new thing in cosy footwear. Hand-rolled to look just like their tasty namesakes, each pair of these fun socks is woven in the colour...

      £9.99
    • Nordic Mini Grip Ice Grippers

      Ice… great in a Gin & Tonic on a hot Summer’s day. Not so clever on a snowy Winter’s morning when footpaths can become slippier than a greased pig on a Teflon slide. We’ve all suffered the indignity of adopting shuffling, hesitant ‘baby steps’ on a treacherously icy or snowbound pavement but thankfully those days are gone. With Nordic Mini G...

      £7.99

      £7.99

    • Wild Dining Plates

      Come face to face with nature over dinner with Wild Dining Plates. ‘Is that panda wearing makeup?’ Alright, pop quiz. Name your top three ultimate dinner party guests. While we give you time to think, here’s ours – a gorilla in a tux, a panda in a pink summer dress, a lion in aviators and Catman Miranda. You all finished? How’s your list? Damn r...

      From £9.99
    • Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

      Learn the precise scientific value of a C bomb, and all of its *unty cousins with the Periodic Table of Swearing Mug. Learn to identify an Arse from an Arsehole, a Buggering Old Twat from a Council Tit Gristler, and the exact chemical value of the word Balls. From professional potty-mouths, Modern Toss, The Period Table of Swearing Mug lays it a...

      £9.99
    • iGlow Skin for iPhone 5

      Make your iPhone glow in the dark with these ingenious and easy-to-apply photo-luminescent skins.  Here’s the lowdown – iGlow iPhone Skins make your iPhone 5 glow in the dark. Glow. In the goddamn dark. Just like all the best toys in the 80’s and tracer bullets. Is it practical? Sure, if the power goes out and you’re on the other side of the r...

      £9.99
    • iOttie Waterproof Skin for iPhone 5

      Protect your iPhone from water, dust, mud, snow and more with this simple temporary see-through skin. It's like a smartphone condom. Everyone loves a dip in the pool. Especially iPhones. They’re forever leaping out of our hands into the nearest water source. The problem is, that’s usually the last we see of them. High tech lemmings, the lot of t...

      £4.99
    • Pond Wars Ducks

      A long bathtime ago… celebrate the galaxy’s greatest sci-fi saga with the brilliantly bonkers Pond Wars Ducks. Never underestimate the duck side of the Force - especially with Pond Wars Ducks bobbing round your nethers. A brilliantly bonkers mashup of sci-fi geekery and bathtime fun, these light-up ducks come to life when you pop them in the bat...

      £9.99
    • 'I'm Much More Interesting...' T-Shirt

      Too many bright colours, logos and slogans out there? We agree. Stick it to them all with WORDS BRAND T-Shirts and their delightfully plain-speaking messages. Are your friends a bit brand-obsessed? Social media-mad? Pop culture-crazy? For a nifty way to flash a little counterculture cool, try these type-based, advertising and design influenced W...

      £14.99
    • Cocktail Mixes

      Cocktail Mixes are the simple way to create your own cocktails at home. With high quality ingredients and designer packaging, all you need are the spirits. Cocktails are great when you’re out, but at home they can be a bit of a faff. All those different spices and fruits. Not to mention getting the mix wrong. Our last attempt at a banana daiquir...

      £9.99
    • Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap

      The Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap is three times the size of your average bar and made to the same spec as the soap used by American GIs in Korea. If you’re straight out of a hot DMZ wearing two days of grime and last week’s socks, nothing gets you smelling grunt-fresh like a Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap. A whole three times bigger than...

      £9.99
    • Mixbin Instant Power Charger

      The Mixbin Instant Power Charger is a single-use, universal emergency phone charger for getting you out of trouble fast. With the Mixbin Instant Power Charger you’ll never be lost or out of touch again; it's the St. Bernard of smartphone accessories. Unlike most USB backup batteries, this compact universal emergency phone charger is a one shot ...

      £5.99
    • Kung Fu Master USB Drive

      Leave up to 32GB of your important files in the capable hands of the poseable, build-it-yourself Kung Fu Master USB Drive. The problem with most USB drives is that they don’t have slightest thing to do with ancient feudal Japan. Or at least that’s what we’ve found. Thankfully, the Kung Fu Master USB Drive is on hand to correct this oversight. Mo...

      From £9.99
    • Batman Multitool

      The Batman Multitool takes the fight to your flat-pack furniture, with two kinds of screwdrivers, a keyring attachment, and a bottle-opener for a victory beer - making it the perfect superhero gift for him It’s not who you are underneath. It’s what you screw that defines you. We’re pretty sure that’s how Batman’s saying goes. And to prove it, he...

      £2.99
    • USB Rechargeable Bottle Light

      The USB Rechargeable Bottle Light is a clever way to turn your old glass bottles into charming table lights. Upcycle your empties with the USB Rechargeable Bottle Light. This tiny, portable light fits like a stopper into any bottle to make a great table light or garden decoration. What kind of bottle? That’s up to you. With this little corker y...

      £8.99
    • Motivational Motel Keyrings

      Motivational Motel Keyrings offer an inspirational life saying on a classic American budget motel key fob. You have a nice day now… You hold the key to your future (and your flat, and the shed). And thanks to Motivational Motel Keyrings you’ll never forget it. Modelled on classic US motel key fobs, each plasticky slice of blue-collar Americana i...

      £6.99
    • Rockstirs Guitar Shaped Teaspoons

      Rockstirs give your tea break the classic rock infusion it’s been missing. Hello Wembley! Or at least, hello tea break. With their axe-shaped bodies, Rockstir teaspoons may give you a little more Brown Sugar than you had in mind. A great stocking filler for any Sweet Child of… erm… Yours, or the perfect Secret Santa gift, these stainless steel w...

      From £2.49
    • KeySmart

      KeySmart is a tough and stylish aircraft-grade aluminium key organiser that’ll hold up to one hundred keys. And it’ll do wonders for the line of your trousers. Is that a large bunch of keys in your pocket or... oh alright, we know it’s a bunch of keys. It’s either that or a tiny pineapple. How do you put up with such an unsightly, jangly mass o...

      From £2.99
    • Game Box Lunchbox

      The Game Box Lunchbox is a tasty tribute to retro gaming and the coolest lunchbox this side of the playground. Power up your midday munch-break with a retro Game Box Lunchbox. Inspired by the iconic (and unputdownable) gizmo from the 1980s, this BPA-free holdall has two separate compartments. Load ‘em up with whatever you like: chips and dips; s...

      £9.99
    • Chargecard for iPhone

      Forget carrying around loose charging cables. The Chargecard for iPhone will sync and charge your Apple gadget and fits easily into a purse or wallet. Gadgets are great, but charging gadgets is a pain. Normally it means carrying a loose cable around, just in case you need to top up on the go. Until they invent self-charging gadgets though, we’...

      From £4.49
    • CLiNG Rings

      CLiNG Rings are fresh from Japan and exclusive to the Fowndry. Scoop them up in your mighty talons while you can. Tiger! Polar Bear! Chipmunk! Leopard! Panda! Summon the awesome power of the animal kingdom and wow your fashionista friends with CLiNG Rings. Ok, so they don't actually bestow magical abilities, but this immaculately detailed novelt...

      £14.99
    • Drop Rainbow Bath Light

      The Drop Rainbow Bathroom Mood Light casts a calming glow as it cycles through the spectrum – the perfect accompaniment to a well-earned soak. In our busy lives it’s worth taking a putting a few minutes aside to let your brain unwind, give your muscles a rest, and enjoy the rare sound of silence. And where better than in the bath? Slowly cycling...

      £14.99

      £14.99

    • Frausto & Co. Drinking Decks

      Drinking Decks from Frausto & Co. are designer decks of playing cards; each one printed with a unique fact about the world of wine, beer or coffee. Delicious beverages and playing cards go together like a Cabernet Franc and pepperoni pizza. Or coffee and cake. Or beer and er... more beer. But why just quaff the stuff as you play? With the Dr...

      £14.99
    • PocketMonkey Multitool

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due November. NB: this may be subject to change. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Armed with the PocketMonkey no task is too fiddly, no job too small. Be the envy of your friends with the handiest wallet-sized thingumabob around. Ever find yourself ...

      £12.99
    • Protractor Pizza Cutter

      The Protractor Pizza Cutter uses the power of geometry to divide a pizza into six or eight perfect slices. Here at The Fowndry HQ we like to share our pizza by rolling it up and passing it round a circle, like a cheesy peace pipe. Of course, some people aren’t into that. They demand accuracy, equality and basic hygiene. For them we have the Prot...

      £12.99
    • R2-D2 USB Desktop Vacuum Cleaner

      The R2-D2 Desktop Vacuum Cleaner adds yet another skill to the little astromech’s CV – hovering up dust and crumbs around your workstation. The Force is strong with this one. Sorry! Couldn’t resist. But if your workstation is dustier than a Tatooine picnic, this R2-D2 Desktop Vacuum Cleaner is the droid you’re looking for. Pootle your way around...

      £12.99

      £12.99

    • Mojito Master

      If you’re looking for a taste of Cuba or a great gift for a cocktail lover, then the revolutionary Mojito Master is the tool for you. Did you know the mojito was originally a 16th century medicinal draft called 'El Draque' and named after our very own Sir Francis, who was known to knock about a bit in the Carribbean?. Well now you do and with th...

      £14.99
    • USB Charge Doubler

      The USB Charge Doubler is a simple, portable lightning cable that’ll top-up your mobile in half the time of a standard iPhone charger. Look at this little guy. Sure, the USB Charge Doubler won’t grace the cover of any glossy magazine, but this brilliant little travel gadget is going to speed up your life by 200%. Well, your iPhone’s life at leas...

      £9.99

      £9.99

    • Stojo Collapsible Cup

      Stojo Collapsible Coffee Cup is the ingenious compact travel mug that makes a super-handy gift for any coffee lover and packs flat enough to slip in your skinny jeans. Like using an old CDR spindle as a bagel lunchbox, the safe, recyclable Stojo Collapsible Coffee Cup is one of those ideas so wonderfully obvious, once you see it you’ll marvel a...

      £12.99
    • Matador Droplet Keychain Wet Bag

      Matador Droplet Wet Bag is the handy keychain wet swimsuit carry bag that’s always there when you need it. There are a million uses for a waterproof stuff sack: as a bag for wet clothes, like swimming kit; keeping paperwork or electronic items clean and dry when you’re out in the wet; preventing squashables like sandwiches or bananas from explod...

      £12.99
    • Table Tennis Notebooks

      Table Tennis Notebooks are a delightfully daft way to play impromptu office table tennis between (or even during) dull meetings. As some misguided mayors will tell you, Table Tennis was born in the after-dinner libraries of aristocratic, 19th Century England and went by the name ‘Wiff-Waff’. Which is appropriate, given the story is half waffle. ...

      £5.99
    • The Fowndry Gift Card

      The Fowndry Gift Cards - when you can’t quite decide between this or that. ‘It’s the thought that counts’. That’s everyone’s go-to phrase when they’ve opened a rubbish present. And it’s true - thinking kindly of others is what counts. But that doesn’t excuse buying really pants gifts. That’s just careless.  Well, we can’t teach people how to lov...

      From £10.00
    • The Gentleman's Deck - Monte Carlo Edition

      The perfect gift for any aspiring Esquire, each card in this high quality deck has a hint on how to be the perfect gentleman. There was a time a gentleman could spend an entire morning in pursuit of the perfect Half Windsor. And whole hours could be dedicated to an armchair, honing one’s pipe technique. But these days, we’re all in such a hurry...

      £14.99

      £14.99

    • USB Rechargeable Floating Light

      The USB Rechargeable Floating Light is the quick and easy way to create eye-catching table decorations using your own glassware. Just add water. Put your best glasses to even better use with the USB Rechargeable Floating Light. Each simple, but utterly captivating, LED light comes in its own buoyant cork boat. Just fill your glass with water, po...

      £4.49
    • Guitar Case Lunch Box

      Keep on rockin’ in the free period with Guitar Case Lunchbox, the handy sandwich tin for any travelling star. Rock up to the picnic tables like a pint-sized El Mariachi with the Guitar Case Lunchbox. Not just any portable snack container, this miniature tin guitar case is made to weather the hard knocks of life on the road (or the playground). A...

      £14.99
    • 'People I Want To Punch In The Face' Notebook

      Don’t get mad, get even. Keep a record of everyone who's done you wrong (or even looked at you a bit funny) with the gloriously un-PC ‘People I Want To Punch In The Face’ notebook. Revenge is a dish best served cold, so unless you have a memory like er… Mr Memory, you’re going to need this hilariously rude Little Black Book to record all the sli...

      £12.99

      £12.99

    • Star Wars Empire Salt and Pepper Shakers

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due November. NB: this may be subject to change. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Star Wars Empire Salt and Pepper Shakers bring a taste of the original trilogy to your dinner table. Nothing complements a meal like the right wine, some gentle music...

      £12.99
    • Star Wars Melamine Plate Sets

      With Star Wars Melamine Plate Sets you can fill the tummies of your favourite characters, just before filling your own. An illustrated tribute to famous midriffs… How could that possibly work? Star Wars Melamine Plate Sets sound crazy but look genuinely terrific. Goodness knows what inspired them, but each set of plates comes with four easy-to-i...

      £14.99
    • Monster Attack! Walking Erasers

      Monster Attack! Walking Erasers may not be massive enough to attack Tokyo, but they’ll make short work of your pencil doodles. Turn back the clock to a golden age of Saturday matinee movies. Rubbery monsters! Cardboard cities! Mild peril! Monster Attack! Walking Erasers bring it all flooding back. Well… walking, really slowly back. And at only 8...

      From £6.99
    • Mindless Violence Colouring Book

      Stressed at work, Yeah? Mindless Violence - from prime ‘sh*t nak’ merchants Modern Toss - is fully tooled up to ride roughshod over the adult colouring book sector. Achieve a mindful state as you colour in these adrenalin-soaked scenes of mindless violence, created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists. Experience an overwhelmi...

      £10.99
    • Peg Board

      The Peg Board comes with 350 letters, numbers and symbols in classic yellow and white to create your own sign. Hand assembled, often mi55pelled, the peg-letter message board was once the staple signage choice everywhere from greasy spoons to hotel function rooms. And now they’re back. Well, sort of. The Peg Board is your chance to own this littl...

      £11.99
    • ButterUp Knife

      ButterUp Butter Knife will spread any butter straight from the fridge. Even that rock hard stuff your nan uses. No moving parts, no batteries, no exotic kyber crystals. Just a brilliant new approach we’ve been using on cheese for years. Instead of hacking the corner off your butter and stuffing it through your toast, this cutting-edge butter kni...

      From £6.49
    • FORMCard

      Melt. Mould. Make. Mend. FORMcard is the card-sized mouldable plastic that’s your new DIY best friend. Just soften it up in a cup of hot water and mould it into any shape you like. In seconds it’ll set solid, making it perfect for quick fixes and creative solutions to everyday problems. And thanks its clever properties, you can re-melt it and re...

      From £2.99
    • SlugHaus Bullet 02 - World's Smallest LED Flashlight

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Bullet 02 is the world’s smallest LED flashlight and the best everyday carry torch out there – virtually indestructible, water-resistant and no bigger than a pen lid. The Slughaus Bullet 02 is so small and shiny you’ll want...

      £11.99

      £11.99

    • Hot Disk USB Mug Warmer

      Keep your cuppa hot, strong and well-earned with the retro-tastic Hot Disk USB Mug Warmer We love our computer! Whether it's for keeping track of the latest news and gossip, shopping for new gear or posting pictures of dictator cats with moustaches. With so much to do it's a wonder we find time to eat and sleep - let alone finish our cuppa. So f...

      £5.99
    • Quik Stix Sticky Gel Pads - 2 Pack

      Quik’Stix Sticky Gel Pads are the quick ‘n’ sticky way to mount your handy gadgets where you can see ‘em. Perfect as a quick dashboard phone mount, or for sticking the remote where the kids can’t reach it (try the ceiling), Quik’Stix Sticky Gel Pads will stick a grip on just about anything. Made from naturally adhesive poly AB glue plastic, eac...

      £3.49
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