Easter Gifts

    • Animal Mini Bluetooth Speakers

      Animal Mini Bluetooth Speakers are the portable, affordable and goddamned adorable speakers for taking your music and mobile calls on the move. Answer the call of nature with Animal Mini Bluetooth speakers. Not only does each diabetes-inducingly cute portable speaker give you a commendable two Watts of woof on the move, it works as a hands-free ...

      £12.99
    • Barrel Aged Spirits Kit

      The Barrel Aged Spirits Kit is the easy way to rapidly age any liquor, giving it the richness and nuance of a much older tipple. There aren’t many products out there designed to make you older. We usually want the opposite. But in the case of spirits, older is definitely better. Especially if they’ve had a good long soak in an oak barrel. That’s...

      £19.99
    • Big Cheese Making Kit

      The Big Cheese Making Kit gives you everything you need to make your own cheese in just two hours. Just add cow juice. Deli counters would have you believe that cheesemaking is an ancient and mystical art that can only be done in a rural setting. Usually close to cows. And that the process is as baffling and impenetrable as rune casting or watch...

      £21.99
    • BubbleLick Edible Bubbles

      BubbleLick edible bubbles are the amazing floaty orbs you can lick right out of the air. Just mix in your favourite alcoholic or non-alcoholic drink, and blow… Bubbles are awesome. Like a rainbow, or a dog with three legs, they’re guaranteed to make you stop and stare in slack-jawed wonder. ‘Bubbles!’ someone will gasp. And we’ll all look, and s...

      £11.99
    • Chocolate Teapot

      Pop quiz: What connects Salvador Dali, Willy Wonka and The Mad Hatter...? They'd all have gone choccy-woccy-doo-lally for the utterly bonkers Chocolate Teapot. Familiar with the phrase 'about as useful as a....'? Well thanks to some master madcap candy wranglers you now have a chance to find out. Handmade from 600g of Belgium’s finest, this magn...

      £24.99
    • Chocolate Tools

      It’s time to down tools! No, seriously… forget the DIY and instead get stuck into these incredibly realistic and utterly delicious chocolate utensils. ‘Heirloom quality chocolate tools’ isn’t a phrase you hear very often at all but that’s exactly what these cocoa-based work weapons appear to be. Crafted from up to 250g of the finest Belgian choc...

      From £14.99
    • Gigantic Burger Beach Blanket

      Mmm-mmmm. This is a tasty burger! The Gigantic Burger Beach Blanket is the 'Royale with Cheese' of sun towels. Heading for the beach? Well, a regular towel will certainly get the job done. But you’re on holiday right, so why not super-size it? Lettuce introduce you to this 5ft whopper, which serves up a tasty extra portion of delicious sesame-to...

      £24.99
    • Gigantic Doughnut Beach Blanket

      The Gigantic Doughnut Beach Blanket is a 1.5m circle of pure, cartoony fun. We’re going to need a bigger cup of coffee. Mmm… Gigantic Doughnut Beach Blanket… Oh, hey there. Sorry. We were just eyeing up this humungous, circular, pink-frosted, sprinkle-covered beach towel. Got a bit carried away. It’s a good thing it’s absorbent. And big too, did...

      £24.99
    • Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Blanket

      The Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Blanket is the tasty way to lounge about in the garden, at the beach, or tucked up on the sofa. Pass the dipping sauce… When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza-pie, that’s-a bedtime (dee-dee-diddly dee). And what better way to snuggle down than wrapped in 60 inches of Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Blanket. Wrap your...

      £24.99
    • HypnoLight - Animated LED Light String

      HypnoLight is the world’s most versatile string of all-weather colour-changing animated LED fairy lights – suitable for any occasion, with a range of visualisations that are never the same twice. Everyone loves fairy lights. Jesus demands it. But for some, they’re just a bit of Christmas madness – as tacky and regrettable as copping off with the...

      £49.99
    • Magical Unicorn Slippers

      Set your sparkle in motion and shimmy across the shag pile in a pair of magical, carpet riding Unicorn Slippers. Fake news my ass, what you really need in these uncertain times is a fake ass that’s news. And a glitter horned one that poops rainbows at that. A bona fide alt-righteous rhinocerhorse if you will. And what could possibly be more crea...

      £14.99
    • Rockstirs Guitar Shaped Teaspoons

      IMPORTANT NOTICE: Stock of the other designs is due end of July BUT please note, the 'Let's Pour' version is no longer available.  Rockstirs give your tea break the classic rock infusion it’s been missing. Hello Wembley! Or at least, hello tea break. With their axe-shaped bodies, Rockstir teaspoons may give you a little more Brown Sugar than yo...

      From £4.99
    • The Original Stormtrooper Glass

      Fancy owning a unique piece of movie history? The Original Stormtrooper Glass is based on the authentic helmet moulds created by industrial designer Andrew Ainsworth in 1976. A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, Twickenham based Shepperton Design Studios was approached to turn some fantastic - but potentially tricky to manufacture - costume...

      From £11.99
    • The Whisker Dam

      The ingenious Whisker Dam is the perfect solution for protecting your ‘tache from getting wet whilst sipping your favourite beer. It’s like an umbrella for your face! Let’s be honest… it’s hardly a problem that has troubled the most brilliant minds down through the ages but just how do you provide ample separation between fluid and facial hair w...

      £17.99
    • Unicorn Snot

      Unicorn Snot glitter gel gives your party outfit a sparkly noseblessing from nature’s most enigmatic beast. They say it’s good luck if a passing bird poops on you. Well if that’s true, Unicorn Snot is the gleaming jackpot of all lucky charms. Freshly gafflumped from the nose holes of this majestic rhinocerhorse, the remarkable face and body glit...

      From £8.99
    • Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss

      Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss gives your party outfit a sparkly noseblessing from nature’s most enigmatic beast. They say it’s good luck if a passing bird poops on you. Well if that’s true, Unicorn Snot is the gleaming jackpot of all lucky charms. Freshly gafflumped from the nose holes of this majestic rhinocerhorse, the remarkable glittery lip gloss c...

      From £4.99

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