Christmas Gifts

    • Recordable Prank Christmas Card With Glitter

      The Recordable Christmas Card With Glitter is the ultimate prank greetings card. Send it to your friends and family and they’ll curse the God that gave them ears.Sick of those massively tacky, incredibly irritating, musical greetings cards? No you’re not. Not yet. Because Joker Greetings Cards have only just arrived, and they’ve barely warmed up...

      £11.99
    • 10 Pint Cider Stocking

      The Cider Stocking is the easy way to home-brew 10 pints of festive DIY cider in JUST 48 hours! We’re going to need a bigger mantelpiece… Remember the 12 days of Christmas? Here’s how they go down with the Hard Cider Stocking. Day 1 and 2: brew the world’s simplest DIY cider in a classic Christmas stocking. Then enjoy a pint of the appley wonder...

      £15.99
    • Rhino Hammer

      Add a little animal magic to your home improvements with the gorgeous Rhino Hammer; the rhinoceros referencing thumb-botherer, that would have pride of place in any zookeeper’s toolbox. What an adorable looking hammer. Not the sort of description normally you would normally apply to something designed for nail smackdowns. But then why shouldn’t ...

      £39.99
    • Bottlelight Vivi-LED Light Wand

      The colour-changing Bottlelight Vivi-LED is a clever and sophisticated way to turn your old glass bottles into charming decorative table lights. Resembling something a certain Sith Lord might produce if he turned his gloved hand to homewares, this aluminium and acrylic light up bottle wand is an inexpensive way to upcycle wine, champagne and wa...

      £29.99
    • Stranger Things Keyring

      Celebrate Netflix’s addictive homage to Spielberg films and pre-digital vintage TV with the decidedly analogue Stranger Things Keyring. The 80s are cool again - who’d have thought! Thanks in no small part to recent Netflix mega-hit ‘Stranger Things’, the decade that taste forgot - Yuppies, Valleyspeak, Dallas and shell suits - is back in fashion...

      £7.99
    • Q Vinyl Record Wall Mounts

      Q Record Mounts are the tidy way to display your favourite 12-inch vinyls on the wall – without so much as a crumpled corner. Did you hear? Vinyl’s back. Alright, it never went away. But record sales are on the up, which means it’s finally time to dust off your collection and show off that glorious, technicolour 12” artwork once more. Q Record...

      £27.99
    • FLECTR Bike Wheel Reflectors

      FLECTR Wheel Reflectors are the brilliantly simple bike spoke reflectors that outclass regular cycle reflectors at every turn. So simple, lightweight and elegant, it’s difficult to imagine how FLECTR Wheel Reflectors are a new thing. Raising a bemused eyebrow at the overdesigned monstrosity of most plastic reflectors, this foil-based reflector s...

      £17.99
    • Hot Disk USB Mug Warmer

      This item is on PRE-ORDER. Stock due w/commencing 12th December.  We love our computer! Whether it's for keeping track of the latest news/gossip, shopping for new gear or posting pictures of cats with moustaches. With so much to do it's a wonder we find time to eat and sleep - let alone finish our cuppa. So for all those who are ‘hard at work’,...

      £11.99
    • SLIM Wallet

      The SLIM Wallet is precision-engineered from a single block of aircraft grade aluminium. Your plastic never had it so good. Wallets fall to pieces. And so would you, stuffed in a sweaty pocket and jiggled about all day. The SLIM Wallet is different. This post-industrial revolution, pre-robot uprising, ruggedly functional yet striking minimalist ...

      £19.99
    • SlugHaus Bullet - World's Smallest LED Flashlight

      Bullet is the world’s smallest LED flashlight and the best everyday carry torch out there – virtually indestructible, water-resistant and no bigger than a pen lid. The Slughaus Bullet is so small and shiny you’ll want to put it in your mouth. Don’t though. Not because this miniature waterproof torch couldn’t handle it – made from aerospace-grade...

      £10.99
    • BubbleLick Edible Bubbles

      BubbleLick edible bubbles are the amazing floaty orbs you can lick right out of the air. Just mix in your favourite alcoholic or non-alcoholic drink, and blow… Bubbles are awesome. Like a rainbow, or a dog with three legs, they’re guaranteed to make you stop and stare in slack-jawed wonder. ‘Bubbles!’ someone will gasp. And we’ll all look, and s...

      £12.99
    • Mindless Violence Colouring Book

      Stressed at work, Yeah? Mindless Violence - from prime ‘sh*t nak’ merchants Modern Toss - is fully tooled up to ride roughshod over the adult colouring book sector. Achieve a mindful state as you colour in these adrenalin-soaked scenes of mindless violence, created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists. Experience an overwhelmi...

      £10.99
    • Chambong Toasting Flute - 2 Pack

      Chambong is the delightfully naughty champagne bong for downing your glass of fizz, fast. Ting-ting-ting-ting… May we propose a toke to Chambong. Glorious usurper of good manners, this unusual toasting flute drinking gadget turns your standard flute of champagne, prosecco, cava or own-brand pink fizz into a dangerously addictive rush of bubbles ...

      £39.99
    • Cross Stitch World Map

      Cross Stitch Map is the travel map embroidery kit for the arty, the crafty, the footloose and the fancy free. Make like Indiana Jones and travel the globe, leaving a coloured line in your wake.Like Indy’s red line of adventure, Cross Stitch Map is a magnificent way to chart your epic travels, misadventures, wrong turns and dream holidays. Whethe...

      £24.99
    • Ninja Scissors

      Ninja Katana Scissors are a little bit small and a little bit silly, but they’re taking pride of place in our desktop dojo. Lost the scissors again? If they’re Ninja Scissors, they’re probably watching you from the shadows. Ready to slice your mail to ribbons and rain feudal Japanese justice on hard-to-open packets of ham, these samurai sword sc...

      £21.99
    • Cafflano Kompact Hot & Cold Coffee Brewer

      Cafflano Kompact is the first portable coffee maker that’ll collapse small enough to fit in your pocket – ready to squeeze out a fresh cup of hot or cold Joe wherever you go. Explaining how the Cafflano Kompact works is no easy task. It’ll take a minute. Pop the kettle on and fix yourself a beverage. All sorted? Good. Let’s start with that gentl...

      £54.99
    • Matador Surface Portable Work Mat

      Matador Surface is the brilliant portable, waterproof work mat for all your resident rodders, modders and odd-jobbers. Being the household handyperson usually means getting your hands dirty. Sometimes really dirty, if you're in a muddy field. But you don’t have to take it lying down. Before you disappear under your car, or dive beneath the floor...

      £49.99
    • F**king Tea

      F**king Tea is the no-nonsense collection for any brew-loving potty mouth, that’ll calm your nerves, sooth your stress and send you the f**k to sleep. Two things we Brits love: 1) Having a nice cup of tea. 2) Using language so ripe it’ll stain your teeth. So imagine our grinning faces when we discovered both of these things in, not one, but thre...

      From £10.99
    • Monster Attack! Walking Erasers

      Monster Attack! Walking Erasers may not be massive enough to attack Tokyo, but they’ll make short work of your pencil doodles. Turn back the clock to a golden age of Saturday matinee movies. Rubbery monsters! Cardboard cities! Mild peril! Monster Attack! Walking Erasers bring it all flooding back. Well… walking, really slowly back. And at only 8...

      From £6.99
    • Retro Arcade Game Kit

      Haynes Retro Arcade Game Kit has everything you need to build your own Pong machine. Not that kind. Handheld games used to be all the rage. Actually, go back further. Arcade games used to be all the rage, then handhelds, then smartphones came along and hoovered up the market. Cue dead-Pac-Man wob-wob-wobs. Still, there’s hope for button twiddler...

      £24.99
    • Canteen Flask

      Fine wine and fine design go hand in hand with the Red Dot Design Award winning Canteen, a go anywhere, triple-insulated 21st century vacuum sealed flask, that will keep your drinks cold for 25 hours or hot for 12. This modern take on a...er... canteen will ferry your fridge cold colombard or cellar-temperature cinsault to any beach, picnic or c...

      £24.99
    • Guitar Case Lunch Box

      Keep on rockin’ in the free period with Guitar Case Lunchbox, the handy sandwich tin for any travelling star. Rock up to the picnic tables like a pint-sized El Mariachi with the Guitar Case Lunchbox. Not just any portable snack container, this miniature tin guitar case is made to weather the hard knocks of life on the road (or the playground). A...

      £14.99
    • R2-D2 4-Port USB Hub

      The R2-D2 4-Port USB Hub charges your gadgets and stores data to USB sticks, all to the sound of Artoo’s chirpy beeps and whistles. You may not be racing to the swamps of Dagobah, but surfing the interwebs can be quite the adventure. Thankfully with the R2-D2 4-Port USB Hub you’ve the perfect companion. Barely bigger than a coffee mug, this love...

      £54.99
    • Fingerthing Smartphone Stands

      Fingerthing Smartphone Stands are chunky silicone office accessories for rebels, rockstars and radicals at heart. The middle finger and mobile technology shouldn’t mix. You’re operating a touchscreen, not giving a rectal exam. But there’s an exception to the rule. An office accessory like no other, the Fingerthing Smartphone Stand sticks one rub...

      £12.99
    • Table Tennis Notebooks

      Table Tennis Notebooks are a delightfully daft way to play impromptu office table tennis between (or even during) dull meetings. As some misguided mayors will tell you, Table Tennis was born in the after-dinner libraries of aristocratic, 19th Century England and went by the name ‘Wiff-Waff’. Which is appropriate, given the story is half waffle. ...

      £11.99
    • VW Camper Van Kettle

      IMPORTANT NOTICE: Due to ongoing manufacturing issues we don't have a current 'in-stock' date for the kettle. We'll update the site as soon as we have more information. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you order. Alternatively, sign up here for an in stock email notification.  Better the kettle you...

      £59.99
    • Pawbo Wi-Fi Pet Camera and Treat Dispenser

      Pawbo is the fun and interactive Wi-Fi pet camera and treat dispenser that lets you watch and play with them while you’re out. Pets. We buy them to make us feel less lonely, then we leave them on their own for most of the day. It’s no wonder they pee in our shoes. We can’t help having to go out and make a living, but now there’s a way to check ...

      £179.99
    • Hyperchiller Iced Coffee Maker

      Stock due w/commencing 5th December 2016. Please note: because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you order.  Hyperchiller Iced Coffee Maker is the instant drink chiller for making the perfect home-brewed iced coffee. Or iced tea. Or iced wine… For most of us, making iced coffee at home is such a faff we don...

      £32.99
    • USB Rechargeable Floating Light

      The USB Rechargeable Floating Light is the quick and easy way to create eye-catching table decorations using your own glassware. Just add water. Put your best glasses to even better use with the USB Rechargeable Floating Light. Each simple, but utterly captivating, LED light comes in its own buoyant cork boat. Just fill your glass with water, po...

      £8.99
    • WonderWoof Activity Tracker For Dogs

      WonderWoof is the super-cute activity monitor for pets that’ll keep your pooch in shape and give you somewhere to look while they do their business. Dogs! Put that down and listen up. Both ears… That’s it. We want to tell you about WonderWoof, the fitness tracker for dogs that’ll have your human housemates tripping over their Jawbones. Let’s st...

      £99.99
    • LEGO® Brick Cufflinks

      LEGO Brick Cufflinks are hand-crafted from recycled, repurposed LEGO bricks with a silver-plated cufflink post. Dress like the studliest of studmuffins with LEGO Brick Cufflinks. Made from the genuine article on silver-plated cufflink posts, these handcrafted LEGO cufflinks are a great way to smuggle a little childlike joy into even the most but...

      £24.99
    • Noke Smart Bluetooth Padlock

      Noke Smart Bluetooth Padlock is the lock of the future – controlled wirelessly and automatically from your smartphone or tablet. Everything in life is better with Bluetooth, and the Noke Smart Bluetooth Padlock is no exception. Handsome yet understated, given its rugged credentials (more on that later), this 21st Century padlock is keyless – opt...

      £59.99
    • Stojo Collapsible Cup

      Stojo Collapsible Coffee Cup is the ingenious compact travel mug that packs flat enough to slip in your skinny jeans. Like using an old CDR spindle as a bagel lunchbox, the safe, recyclable Stojo Collapsible Coffee Cup is one of those ideas so wonderfully obvious, once you see it you’ll marvel at how it could possibly be new. Made from four sim...

      £14.99
    • Stance X Star Wars Socks

      Stance X Star Wars Socks use 200 needle count stitching and premium combed cotton to bring you the universe’s geekiest footwear. There has been an awakening... We’ve all felt it. Some of us have seen it. But how many have worn it with a pair of comfortable loafers? Don a pair of Star Wars Stance Socks and wiggle your ten little Jabbas with delig...

      £12.99
    • Pantelligent Smart Frying Pan

      This item is currently on PRE-ORDER. We will update with stock availability soon. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you order.  NB: Pantelligent now has a new Autopilot feature - see here for details.  Pantelligent is the ingenious cutting edge heat-sensing smart frying pan that’ll teach you to coo...

      £179.99
    • HypnoLight - Animated LED Light String

      HypnoLight is the world’s most versatile string of all-weather colour-changing animated LED fairy lights – suitable for any occasion, with a range of visualisations that are never the same twice. Everyone loves fairy lights. Jesus demands it. But for some, they’re just a bit of Christmas madness – as tacky and regrettable as copping off with the...

      £49.99
    • Secret Agent Luggage Tag

      "No Mr Bond, I expect you to fly!" The Secret Agent Luggage Tag is the ideal travel bag accessory if your holiday gear regularly attracts some unwanted attention. Modern travel can be stressful; there are plenty of situations that can leave you thoroughly shaken and stirred. Whether it’s a pint-sized Nick Nack in Hawaiian print beating you throu...

      £24.99
    • Corkcicle Air

      Chill, pour and preserve your wine right at the table with the Corkcicle Air, a quite brilliant kitchen gadget. No need for ice buckets or (heaven forbid) ice cubes in your glass, this ingenious wand fits into any wine bottle and is designed to keep your wine chilled from inside the bottle, as well as acting as a stopper. But – and here’s the re...

      £19.99
    • Mojito Master

      If you’re looking for a taste of Cuba then the revolutionary Mojito Master is the tool for you. Did you know the mojito was originally a 16th century medicinal draft called 'El Draque' and named after our very own Sir Francis, who was known to knock about a bit in the Carribbean?. Well now you do and with the aid of the Mojito Master you too can...

      £14.99
    • 'People I Want To Punch In The Face' Notebook

      Stock due w/commencing 12th December.  Don’t get mad, get even. Keep a record of everyone who's done you wrong (or even looked at you a bit funny) with the gloriously un-PC ‘People I Want To Punch In The Face’ notebook. Revenge is a dish best served cold, so unless you have a memory like er… Mr Memory, you’re going to need this hilariously rude...

      £12.99
    • Aquabot Water Bottle

      The Aquabot Water Bottle is a camping water bottle with a sharp-shooting trick up its sleeve. Who’s thirsty? Ready for your next ‘Why didn’t I think of that?’ moment? Here it comes. The Aquabot Water Bottle is a water bottle and water pistol in one. Oh yeah. This unassuming, BPA-free spray bottle has a super soaker-style pump on top. Give it a f...

      £28.99
    • Star Wars Christmas Baubles

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'. Stock due W/C 5th of December. Please note: because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you order. Alternatively, sign up here for an in stock email notification. Star Wars Christmas Baubles are leading the festive rebellion against tinsel and chintz. What is the Star Wars saga,...

      £19.99
    • Star Wars Christmas Jumpers

      Star Wars Christmas Jumpers make even the dark side look a little lighter. Join us on the Festive Side of the Force. Throw a hydrospanner in the works this Christmas and give the usual festive attire the heave-ho-ho-ho with Star Wars Christmas Jumpers. Hand-knitted by Bothans, every 100% acrylic fibre of these geeky Christmas sweaters tells a ...

      £39.99
    • HexFlex Multitool

      The HexFlex Multitool packs all the tools you need on the mountain into a design you can use without taking off your gloves. The last thing you want in the middle of a whiteout is a loose binding and nothing to fix it with. Nightmare. Unless one of those charming snowflakes happens to be a HexFlex Multitool. Tougher than your average snowflake, ...

      £22.99
    • Come Clean Sneaker Soap

      Come Clean Sneaker Soap is hand-made from 100% pure essential oils, with a miniature legendary trainer in every bar. Kick it extra fresh with Come Clean Sneaker Soap – the all-natural bar of soap with a tiny sneaker inside.  Hard day on the court? Hit the showers with this 100% pure essential oil soap and eventually you’ll be left with a small, ...

      £14.99
    • Rockstirs Guitar Shaped Teaspoons

      NB: these are available individually or as a set of 4 Rockstirs give your tea break the classic rock infusion it’s been missing. Hello Wembley! Or at least, hello tea break. With their axe-shaped bodies, Rockstir teaspoons may give you a little more Brown Sugar than you had in mind. A great stocking filler for any Sweet Child of… erm… Yours, or...

      From £4.99
    • Shaker 33 Cocktail Mixer

      Shaker 33 is hailed as the best cocktail shaker since prohibition, with its good looks and thoroughly modern construction. We’ll drink to that. We gave up hoop skirts. We moved on from leeches. We put the spinning jenny out to pasture. But for some reason we’re still using cocktail shakers from the early 1900s like they’re some hot new thing. We...

      £29.99
    • Geek Gods

      Geek Gods put a delightful spin on the usual sci-fi and comic book effigies and make the perfect centrepiece to your shrine, whether it’s to Jediism or vigilantism. Bring balance to the Force and chubby justice to your living room with Geek Gods. Inspired by the famous Hotei (or Laughing Buddha), these 3D-printed figurines put a cheeky, pop-cul...

      £27.99

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