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    • 'Don't Fuck Up The Table' Coasters

      Passive aggressively tell guests you don’t trust them not to mottle the mahogany, with ‘Don’t Fuck Up The Table’ Coasters “Would you mind using this...” (never a question, always a statement). Let’s be honest, there’s no way to say it without sounding like a right uptight so-and-so. You could drop a hint…But why not drop the F-bomb instead, in t...

      £14.99
    • 'People I Want To Punch In The Face' Notebook

      Don’t get mad, get even. Keep a record of everyone who's done you wrong (or even looked at you a bit funny) with the gloriously un-PC ‘People I Want To Punch In The Face’ notebook. Revenge is a dish best served cold, so unless you have a memory like er… Mr Memory, you’re going to need this hilariously rude Little Black Book to record all the sli...

      £12.99
    • A4 Cinema Lightbox

      The A4 Cinema Lightbox is a mini picturehouse message board for your home, complete with 85 interchangeable letters, numbers and symbols.What’s showing at your place tonight? With the Cinematic Lightbox you can advertise to friends and family whatever big-budget movie’s now playing in the living room. With space for 3 lines of text and 85 indivi...

      £16.99
    • Armageddon It! Pencil Erasers

      Fake chews alert! These tasty looking but inedible tubby rubber pencil-erasing tyrants will disappear provocative sketches or offensive doodles, faster than you can say ‘Whoops Apocalypse!’ Dictator Eraser - when it’s time to rub out the composition, reach for the Supreme Leader of the Crayon Pen-insula; 10 imperialist-baiting centimetres of des...

      From £3.99
    • ASAP X-Connect Charging Cable

      Say ‘sayonara’ to annoying tangles of electric spaghetti… ASAP X-Connect is the ONLY smart device charging cable you’ll ever need! The ASAP X is the world's first cross-compatible magnetic cable, allowing you to connect your smartphone or USB gadgets to your cable quickly and seamlessly. It attaches to three different 18k gold plated tip types t...

      From £11.99
    • Boogie Board Jot 8.5" Tablet

      Write all the notes, lists, minutes, reminders and doodles you need without wasting paper with the new electronic, erasable Boogie Board Jot 8.5" Tablet. We all love to doodle. Leave a notepad anywhere and you can be sure it’ll end up jotted on – from shopping lists, memos and phone numbers; to maps, diagrams and meaningless squiggles. But consi...

      From £9.99
    • Boogie Board™ Blackboard

      With Boogie Board™ Blackboard, the world is your notepad! It’s the first-ever writing tool featuring Liquid Crystal Paper™, offering a new way to sketch, write and design by hand Old school is the new school. Unlike other electronic writing solutions offered by more expensive tablets and smart devices, you can write on Liquid Crystal Paper with ...

      £44.99
    • Bookniture

      Putting the fan into fiction, Bookniture is the take anywhere furniture that’s hidden inside a book. When is a chair not a chair? When it’s a fold-away form of furniture made of carefully constructed cardboard. Not a rib-tickler by any stretch of the imagination but mighty ingenious nonetheless. Combining an advanced origami structure with tradi...

      £69.99
    • BruX Pour Over Coffee System

      Put the ‘Oooh!’ in your brew with the simple but ingenious BruX Pour Over Coffee System. We’ve seen some cool coffee makers; compact 'brew anywhere' devices for espresso and bean to cup coffee making but nothing nearly as neat and stylish as BruX; a portable all-in-one personal java brewing mug for the filter aficionado. This handy gadget is bas...

      From £49.99
    • Cafflano Kompact Hot & Cold Coffee Brewer

      Cafflano Kompact is the first portable coffee maker that’ll collapse small enough to fit in your pocket – ready to squeeze out a fresh cup of hot or cold Joe wherever you go. Explaining how the Cafflano Kompact works is no easy task. It’ll take a minute. Pop the kettle on and fix yourself a beverage. All sorted? Good. Let’s start with that gentl...

      £59.99
    • Cafflano Kompresso Portable Espresso Maker

      Enjoy creamy super smooth espresso anywhere with Cafflano Kompresso, the world’s lightest and most compact authentic espresso maker Making high quality filter coffee is a right palaver, isn't it? Yes, you can use one of those plunger/cafetiere thingamabobs, but who can be bothered with all that waiting around and washing up? Thankfully, there’s ...

      £64.99
    • Car USB Flashdrives

      Car USB Flash Drives will be sure to get you out of a tight spot at work, with a handy USB stick hidden in the roof. Taxi! When it comes to emergency situations, needing a USB flash drive is right up there with not-very-sharp scissors and ‘can’t find a teaspoon’. Still, it’d be nice to have a USB flash drive you could rely on. Like the police a...

      From £19.99
    • Collar Stay Punch

      The Collar Stay Punch gives you the tools to create your own collar stays in seconds from any piece of spare card or plastic. Don’t let a limp collar put a downer on your day. Ker-chunk a brand new pair of rigid collar stays in seconds with the Collar Stay Punch. The ultimate men’s gadget, and a godsend for anyone prone to losing those vital sli...

      £29.99
    • Drew The Pencil Lamp

      Looking for the write lamp? Want some LED in your pencil? Drew is the beautifully crafted dimmable lamp that will light up any room. Stunning conversation piece. ‘Eureka!’ inspiring desktop totem. Future design classic. Drew Pencil Lamp is all of these… and more. Paying homage to the humble pencil, it hovers over your surfaces as if held by a gi...

      £249.99
    • Duo Coffee Steeper

      The Duo Coffee Steeper has a unique double filtration system for a super smooth hot, iced or cold brew without the usual black gunk and with complete control over the extraction. It’s Sunday morning. You’re padding quietly around the house. The usual chaos is still simmering in bed. This is the best part of your week. And it deserves the really ...

      £89.99
    • Fingerthing Smartphone Stands

      Fingerthing Smartphone Stands are chunky silicone office accessories for rebels, rockstars and radicals at heart. The middle finger and mobile technology shouldn’t mix. You’re operating a touchscreen, not giving a rectal exam. But there’s an exception to the rule. An office accessory like no other, the Fingerthing Smartphone Stand sticks one rub...

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    • Flic Wireless Smart Button

      Flic Wireless Smart Button can remotely control all sorts of functions on your smart devices, making it the perfect gift for tech lovers. Go on, press it. See what happens... Everything is connected. Literally. Thanks to the Internet of Things every gizmo in the house is now chatting to each other. From lightbulbs to door locks, all controlled f...

      £31.99
    • Game Box Lunchbox

      The Game Box Lunchbox is a tasty tribute to retro gaming and the coolest lunchbox this side of the playground. Power up your midday munch-break with a retro Game Box Lunchbox. Inspired by the iconic (and unputdownable) gizmo from the 1980s, this BPA-free holdall has two separate compartments. Load ‘em up with whatever you like: chips and dips; s...

      £9.99
    • Hot Disk USB Mug Warmer

      Keep your cuppa hot, strong and well-earned with the retro-tastic Hot Disk USB Mug Warmer We love our computer! Whether it's for keeping track of the latest news and gossip, shopping for new gear or posting pictures of dictator cats with moustaches. With so much to do it's a wonder we find time to eat and sleep - let alone finish our cuppa. So f...

      £11.99
    • Human Brains Mug

      Brainz seemz finez! Unsettle your fellow co-workers whilst enjoying a delicious hot beverage, as you sip out of this uncannily familiar-looking ceramic mug. Mmm… brains! Packed with meaty goodness, an excellent source of protein and available in billions of varieties. As a fairly savvy zombie-about-town, getting your rotten hands on some delicio...

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    • Hyperchiller Iced Coffee Maker

      Hyperchiller Iced Coffee Maker is the instant drink chiller for making the perfect home-brewed iced coffee. Or iced tea. Or iced wine… For most of us, making iced coffee at home is such a faff we don’t even bother. It’s not even on our radar. We just let those clever physicists at the coffee shop make it for us – and shell out three or four poun...

      £32.99
    • Kung Fu Master USB Drive

      Leave up to 32GB of your important files in the capable hands of the poseable, build-it-yourself Kung Fu Master USB Drive. The problem with most USB drives is that they don’t have slightest thing to do with ancient feudal Japan. Or at least that’s what we’ve found. Thankfully, the Kung Fu Master USB Drive is on hand to correct this oversight. Mo...

      From £9.99
    • Light Up Peg Board

      The Light Up Peg Board comes with 200 letters, numbers and symbols to create your own sign in vivid, glowing, retro-tastic monochrome Hand assembled, often mi55pelled, the peg-letter message board was once the staple signage choice everywhere from greasy spoons to hotel function rooms. And now they’re back. Well, sort of. The Light Up Peg Board ...

      £27.99
    • Magnetips - Incredible Magnetic Pens

      Colour me amazed! MAGNETIPS are the high-quality magnetic pens that are more attractive than a room full of supermodels. MAGNETIPS are not your average coloured pens. Available in Full-Colour, or Black-Body finish, each one of the patent-pending Fineliners contains two uber-powerful Neodymium magnets, allowing them to stick together or indeed to...

      From £6.99
    • Memobottle

      The Memobottle is an ingenious, premium quality and BPA free reusable flat drinks container for your briefcase or laptop bag. Why are water bottles round? Because they’re cheaper to make that way. Round and produced by the billions, ready for us to use once and chuck in the bin – partly because they’re a bugger to carry home and use again. The M...

      From £19.99
    • Mini Banners

      The message my friend is blowing in the wind, or rather fluttering in the breeze courtesy of these bunting-busting Mini Banners. You could say it with flowers but why not cut the hollyhocks and spell it out loud and clear instead. These card and baker's twine banners can be assembled and hung in under 5 minutes, perfect for a surprise party or s...

      £4.99
    • Mininch Tool Pen Mini Aplus Edition

      Mininch Tool Pen Mini is the stylish, 22-piece, ‘pop-a-point’ precision mini tool for any tinkerer on the move. Without the right tools, the tiniest jobs can often be the biggest. Not the usual heavy-handed DIY projects – we’re talking about the kind of tasks that need a little finesse. Like replacing a watch battery, assembling electronics, or ...

      £79.99
    • Monster Attack! Walking Erasers

      Monster Attack! Walking Erasers may not be massive enough to attack Tokyo, but they’ll make short work of your pencil doodles. Turn back the clock to a golden age of Saturday matinee movies. Rubbery monsters! Cardboard cities! Mild peril! Monster Attack! Walking Erasers bring it all flooding back. Well… walking, really slowly back. And at only 8...

      From £6.99
    • Moustache Guard Mug

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'. Stock estimated due date TBC. Please note: because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you order. The Bucardo Moustache Guard Mug has a built in ceramic guard to keep your face furniture clean and dry while you slurp your brew. Thanks to the wonderful work of Movember (and Ron Sw...

      £19.99
    • Neon Bird In A Cage Light

      This self-contained Neon Bird In A Cage lamp, comprises a white neon tube in the shape of a fowl, perched inside a simple black metal cage that can be hung from the ceiling or placed on a table The bird is 6” tall and adds a fresh white glow to any space. Traditionally neon signs have been the preserve of bars & nightclubs, but new technolog...

      £49.99
    • Ninja Scissors

      Ninja Katana Scissors are a little bit small and a little bit silly, but they’re taking pride of place in our desktop dojo. Lost the scissors again? If they’re Ninja Scissors, they’re probably watching you from the shadows. Ready to slice your mail to ribbons and rain feudal Japanese justice on hard-to-open packets of ham, these samurai sword sc...

      £21.99
    • Office Fame Plates

      Office Fame Plates give the classic desk nameplate a modern spin, and say a whole lot more about the person sitting opposite. Here at Fowndry HQ our desks are adorned with all the necessaries – Newton’s cradles, magnetic paperclip holders, photos of our ugly children, and of course name plates. Oh sure, nameplates went the way of shoulder pads,...

      £19.99
    • Peg Board

      The Peg Board comes with 350 letters, numbers and symbols in classic yellow and white to create your own sign. Hand assembled, often mi55pelled, the peg-letter message board was once the staple signage choice everywhere from greasy spoons to hotel function rooms. And now they’re back. Well, sort of. The Peg Board is your chance to own this littl...

      £11.99
    • Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

      Learn the precise scientific value of a C bomb, and all of its *unty cousins with the Periodic Table of Swearing Mug. Learn to identify an Arse from an Arsehole, a Buggering Old Twat from a Council Tit Gristler, and the exact chemical value of the word Balls. From professional potty-mouths, Modern Toss, The Period Table of Swearing Mug lays it a...

      £9.99
    • Pocket Boogie Board Jot 4.5" Writer

      Write a farewell note to paper on the Pocket Boogie Board Jot 4.5" LCD Writer. With a built in stylus and portable size it’s the stylish way to save trees. So much for the digital revolution – we still use paper like it’s going out of fashion. Only, it never does. Old habits? Or is paper just plain irreplaceable? While you ponder the pros and co...

      £16.99
    • Presse Coffee Brewer Travel Mug

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  We are currently waiting on a delivery date from the supplier. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Forget instant coffee – with the Presse Coffee Brewer you can enjoy a travel mug of the fresh stuff in just three minutes, that will stay hot for hours. Instan...

      £28.99
    • R2-D2 4-Port USB Hub

      The R2-D2 4-Port USB Hub charges your gadgets and stores data to USB sticks, all to the sound of Artoo’s chirpy beeps and whistles. You may not be racing to the swamps of Dagobah, but surfing the interwebs can be quite the adventure. Thankfully with the R2-D2 4-Port USB Hub you’ve the perfect companion. Barely bigger than a coffee mug, this love...

      £59.99

      £59.99

    • R2-D2 USB Desktop Vacuum Cleaner

      The R2-D2 Desktop Vacuum Cleaner adds yet another skill to the little astromech’s CV – hovering up dust and crumbs around your workstation. The Force is strong with this one. Sorry! Couldn’t resist. But if your workstation is dustier than a Tatooine picnic, this R2-D2 Desktop Vacuum Cleaner is the droid you’re looking for. Pootle your way around...

      £12.99
    • Rhino Hammer

      Add a little animal magic to your home improvements with the gorgeous Rhino Hammer; the rhinoceros referencing thumb-botherer, that would have pride of place in any zookeeper’s toolbox. What an adorable looking hammer. Not the sort of description you would normally apply to something designed for nail smackdowns. But then why shouldn’t a humble ...

      £29.99
    • Space Invader Socks

      Move both left and right with Space Invader Socks – a take on the arcade classic so left field it’s off the screen. We always find the best way to approach a difficult situation is sideways, firing lasers. Which is why we’re never without our Space Invader Socks.         Disguised as a humble pair of argyle shin-warmers, these undercover underg...

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    • Star Wars™ TIE Fighter Posable Desk Lamp

      Add some articulated illumination to your workspace and defend your desktop from rebel interceptors with the TIE Fighter Anglepoise Desk Lamp SHREEEEEEEEEEEEWWWRRRREEEEAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH – SHIKKA-SHIKKA-SHIKKA-SHIKKA-SHIKKA-SHIKKA… The films have thrown up their fair share of heart-stopping moments but the visceral thrills of the X-Wing vs. TIE ...

      £49.99
    • Stojo Collapsible Cup

      Stojo Collapsible Coffee Cup is the ingenious compact travel mug that makes a super-handy gift for any coffee lover and packs flat enough to slip in your skinny jeans. Like using an old CDR spindle as a bagel lunchbox, the safe, recyclable Stojo Collapsible Coffee Cup is one of those ideas so wonderfully obvious, once you see it you’ll marvel a...

      £12.99
    • Swivl C Series Robot

      We are very sorry but discount codes can not be applied to this product. The Swivl C Series Robot is in ingenious mount for your smartphone or tablet – automatically swivelling and tilting to track up to four additional receivers in the room. The world is getting smaller. Don’t panic. What we mean is, it’s never been easier to stay in touch with...

      From £29.99
    • Swivl Robot 2.0

      We are very sorry but discount codes can not be applied to this product. Face Time, Skype or shoot video on your mobile or tablet while you wander about. With its automatically swivelling and tilting base, the new Swivl Robot 2.0 acts as your own automatic cameraman. The world is getting smaller. No, don’t panic, we’re fine. It’s just a turn o...

      From £19.99
    • Table Tennis Notebooks

      Table Tennis Notebooks are a delightfully daft way to play impromptu office table tennis between (or even during) dull meetings. As some misguided mayors will tell you, Table Tennis was born in the after-dinner libraries of aristocratic, 19th Century England and went by the name ‘Wiff-Waff’. Which is appropriate, given the story is half waffle. ...

      £11.99
    • The Original Fidget Cube

      Are you a worrywart or a fussbudget? Do you have ants in your pants and abhor lollygagging, then The Original Fidget Cube is for you! This Kickstarter sensation ($6.5 million!!) is a high quality, highly addictive stress relief desk toy that can not only help you focus but also - due to something called the cognitive load hypothesis - improve yo...

      £9.99
    • The Original MARVEL Fidget Cube

      Are you a worrywart or a fussbudget? Do you have Ant-Man in your pants and abhor lollygagging, then The Original Fidget Cube is for you! This Kickstarter sensation ($6.5 million!!) is a high quality, highly addictive stress relief desk toy that can not only help you focus but also - thanks to something called the cognitive load hypothesis - impr...

      £9.99
    • Tiny Arcade Space Invaders

      ‘Thump thump thump thump…’ Relive the heart-pounding, sweaty-palmed thrills of the 70's arcade classic - but in miniature! With the jaw-dropping Tiny Arcade Space Invaders Forget gobsmacking graphics, convoluted gameplay and super flash sound FX. Space Invaders was the phantasmagorical phenomenon that single-handedly brought video games into the...

      £24.99

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