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    • 'Don't Fuck Up The Table' Coasters

      Passive aggressively tell guests you don’t trust them not to mottle the mahogany, with ‘Don’t Fuck Up The Table’ Coasters “Would you mind using this...” (never a question, always a statement). Let’s be honest, there’s no way to say it without sounding like a right uptight so-and-so. You could drop a hint…But why not drop the F-bomb instead, in t...

      £19.99
    • 'People I Want To Punch In The Face' Notebook

      Don’t get mad, get even. Keep a record of everyone who's done you wrong (or even looked at you a bit funny) with the gloriously un-PC ‘People I Want To Punch In The Face’ notebook. Revenge is a dish best served cold, so unless you have a memory like er… Mr Memory, you’re going to need this hilariously rude Little Black Book to record all the sli...

      £12.99
    • A4 Cinema Lightbox

      The A4 Cinema Lightbox is a mini picturehouse message board for your home, complete with 85 interchangeable letters, numbers and symbols.What’s showing at your place tonight? With the Cinematic Lightbox you can advertise to friends and family whatever big-budget movie’s now playing in the living room. With space for 3 lines of text and 85 indivi...

      £16.99
    • Animal Snout Cups

      Animal Snout Cups are made from high quality porcelain and designed to put a smile (and a snout) on anyone’s face. Your turn to make tea? Serve up some fun with Animal Snout Cups. At first glance these high quality porcelain mugs look like your typical exquisite designer tea set. Glazed on the inside and around the rim, each animal cup would lo...

      £14.99
    • Boogie Board Jot 8.5" Tablet

      Write all the notes, lists, minutes, reminders and doodles you need without wasting paper with the new electronic, erasable Boogie Board Jot 8.5" Tablet. We all love to doodle. Leave a notepad anywhere and you can be sure it’ll end up jotted on – from shopping lists, memos and phone numbers; to maps, diagrams and meaningless squiggles. But consi...

      From £9.99
    • Boogie Board Sync 9.7"

      Say goodbye to paper and jack note-taking to a whole new level with the Boogie Board Sync LCD eWriter. It’s estimated that it takes approximately 24 trees to produce a ton of printing and writing paper, so wouldn’t it be cool if you could find something elegant and refined yet unapologetically digital to replace the bulky tree-bothering analog t...

      From £19.99
    • Bookniture

      Putting the fan into fiction, Bookniture is the take anywhere furniture that’s hidden inside a book. When is a chair not a chair? When it’s a fold-away form of furniture made of carefully constructed cardboard. Not a rib-tickler by any stretch of the imagination but mighty ingenious nonetheless. Combining an advanced origami structure with tradi...

      £69.99
    • Cable Factory

      Cable Factory is the desktop cable tidy and smartphone charging dock that brings post-industrial revolution efficiency to your workstation.  Turn your desktop into a powerhouse of productivity with Cable Factory. Like all great bastions of industry, this cable organiser brings order to your sprawling mess of power leads – and gives you a handy ...

      £12.99
    • Caffeine Assault Mug

      Caffeine Assault Mug is the gung-ho way for coffee-lovers to give their day both barrels. One coffee is never enough. So when life throws a Monday morning your way, give it the classic double tap with two rounds in a Caffeine Assault Mug. Shaped like a humungous, 12-gauge shotgun shell, this 400ml ceramic cup is a blisteringly bolshy way to kick...

      £11.99
    • Cafflano Kompact Hot & Cold Coffee Brewer

      Cafflano Kompact is the first portable coffee maker that’ll collapse small enough to fit in your pocket – ready to squeeze out a fresh cup of hot or cold Joe wherever you go. Explaining how the Cafflano Kompact works is no easy task. It’ll take a minute. Pop the kettle on and fix yourself a beverage. All sorted? Good. Let’s start with that gentl...

      £54.99
    • Car USB Flashdrives

      Car USB Flash Drives will be sure to get you out of a tight spot at work, with a handy USB stick hidden in the roof. Taxi! When it comes to emergency situations, needing a USB flash drive is right up there with not-very-sharp scissors and ‘can’t find a teaspoon’. Still, it’d be nice to have a USB flash drive you could rely on. Like the police a...

      From £11.99
    • Collar Stay Punch

      The Collar Stay Punch gives you the tools to create your own collar stays in seconds from any piece of spare card or plastic. Don’t let a limp collar put a downer on your day. Ker-chunk a brand new pair of rigid collar stays in seconds with the Collar Stay Punch. The ultimate men’s gadget, and a godsend for anyone prone to losing those vital sli...

      £29.99
    • Duo Coffee Steeper

      The Duo Coffee Steeper has a unique double filtration system for a super smooth hot, iced or cold brew without the usual black gunk and with complete control over the extraction. It’s Sunday morning. You’re padding quietly around the house. The usual chaos is still simmering in bed. This is the best part of your week. And it deserves the really ...

      £89.99
    • Fingerthing Smartphone Stands

      Fingerthing Smartphone Stands are chunky silicone office accessories for rebels, rockstars and radicals at heart. The middle finger and mobile technology shouldn’t mix. You’re operating a touchscreen, not giving a rectal exam. But there’s an exception to the rule. An office accessory like no other, the Fingerthing Smartphone Stand sticks one rub...

      £12.99
    • Flic Wireless Smart Button

      Flic Wireless Smart Button can remotely control all sorts of functions on your smart devices. Go on, press it. See what happens... Everything is connected. Literally. Thanks to the Internet of Things every gizmo in the house is now chatting to each other. From lightbulbs to door locks, all controlled from our mobile phones, it's smart... but is ...

      £31.99
    • FUEL Micro Charger

      Never let a dead battery ruin your day again. With FUEL, the world’s smallest phone charger, you’ll always have a little extra in the tank. Not long ago, most sensible folk carried a spare can of petrol in the back of their car, in case of emergencies. Nowadays, of course, fuel economy is better, tanks are larger, petrol stations are more common...

      From £11.99
    • Game Box Lunchbox

      The Game Box Lunchbox is a tasty tribute to retro gaming and the coolest lunchbox this side of the playground. Power up your midday munch-break with a retro Game Box Lunchbox. Inspired by the iconic (and unputdownable) gizmo from the 1980s, this BPA-free holdall has five separate compartments. Load ‘em up with whatever you like: chips and dips; ...

      £9.99

      £9.99

    • Hot Disk USB Mug Warmer

      We love our computer! Whether it's for keeping track of the latest news/gossip, shopping for new gear or posting pictures of cats with moustaches. With so much to do it's a wonder we find time to eat and sleep - let alone finish our cuppa. So for all those who are ‘hard at work’, we've got the Hot Disks USB Mug Warmer. The USB cup heater will be...

      £11.99
    • Human Brains Mug

      Brainz seemz finez! Unsettle your fellow co-workers whilst enjoying a delicious hot beverage, as you sip out of this uncannily familiar-looking ceramic mug. Mmm… brains! Packed with meaty goodness, an excellent source of protein and available in billions of varieties. As a fairly savvy zombie-about-town, getting your rotten hands on some delicio...

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    • Hyperchiller Iced Coffee Maker

      Hyperchiller Iced Coffee Maker is the instant drink chiller for making the perfect home-brewed iced coffee. Or iced tea. Or iced wine… For most of us, making iced coffee at home is such a faff we don’t even bother. It’s not even on our radar. We just let those clever physicists at the coffee shop make it for us – and shell out three or four poun...

      £32.99
    • HypnoLight - Animated LED Light String

      HypnoLight is the world’s most versatile string of all-weather colour-changing animated LED fairy lights – suitable for any occasion, with a range of visualisations that are never the same twice. Everyone loves fairy lights. Jesus demands it. But for some, they’re just a bit of Christmas madness – as tacky and regrettable as copping off with the...

      £49.99
    • Kung Fu Master USB Drive

      Leave up to 32GB of your important files in the capable hands of the poseable, build-it-yourself Kung Fu Master USB Drive. The problem with most USB drives is that they don’t have slightest thing to do with ancient feudal Japan. Or at least that’s what we’ve found. Thankfully, the Kung Fu Master USB Drive is on hand to correct this oversight. Mo...

      From £9.99
    • Magnetips - Incredible Magnetic Pens

      Colour me amazed! MAGNETIPS are the high-quality magnetic pens that are more attractive than a room full of supermodels. MAGNETIPS are not your average coloured pens. Available in Full-Colour, or Black-Body finish, each one of the patent-pending Fineliners contains two uber-powerful Neodymium magnets, allowing them to stick together or indeed to...

      £39.99
    • Memobottle

      The Memobottle is an ingenious, premium quality and BPA free reusable flat drinks container for your briefcase or laptop bag. Why are water bottles round? Because they’re cheaper to make that way. Round and produced by the billions, ready for us to use once and chuck in the bin – partly because they’re a bugger to carry home and use again. The M...

      From £20.99
    • Mini Banners

      The message my friend is blowing in the wind, or rather fluttering in the breeze thanks to these bunting-busting Mini Banners. You could say it with flowers but why not cut the hollyhocks and spell it out loud and clear instead. These card and baker's twine banners can be assembled and hung in under 5 minutes, perfect for a surprise party or spo...

      £9.99
    • Mininch Tool Pen Mini Aplus Edition

      Mininch Tool Pen Mini is the stylish, 22-piece, ‘pop-a-point’ precision mini tool for any tinkerer on the move. Without the right tools, the tiniest jobs can often be the biggest. Not the usual heavy-handed DIY projects – we’re talking about the kind of tasks that need a little finesse. Like replacing a watch battery, assembling electronics, or ...

      £69.99
    • Monster Attack! Walking Erasers

      Monster Attack! Walking Erasers may not be massive enough to attack Tokyo, but they’ll make short work of your pencil doodles. Turn back the clock to a golden age of Saturday matinee movies. Rubbery monsters! Cardboard cities! Mild peril! Monster Attack! Walking Erasers bring it all flooding back. Well… walking, really slowly back. And at only 8...

      From £6.99
    • Moustache Guard Mug

      The Bucardo Moustache Guard Mug has a built in ceramic guard to keep your face furniture clean and dry while you slurp your brew. Thanks to the wonderful work of Movember (and Ron Swanson) pogonotrophy, or the cultivating of one’s facial hair, is once again all the rage. Now your biggest concern is keeping that glorious moustache clean and free ...

      £19.99
    • MyDocument Laptop Case

      Based on the classic computer icon, this neoprene folder is large enough to store tablets and most laptops.      It used to be that if you had an important paper document, you’d store it in a cardboard folder. Then when computers came along, software designers pinched their look to create file icons – mainly so that we muggles would go, ‘Ooh loo...

      £10.99
    • Ninja Scissors

      Ninja Katana Scissors are a little bit small and a little bit silly, but they’re taking pride of place in our desktop dojo. Lost the scissors again? If they’re Ninja Scissors, they’re probably watching you from the shadows. Ready to slice your mail to ribbons and rain feudal Japanese justice on hard-to-open packets of ham, these samurai sword sc...

      £12.99
    • Office Fame Plates

      Office Fame Plates give the classic desk nameplate a modern spin, and say a whole lot more about the person sitting opposite. Here at Fowndry HQ our desks are adorned with all the necessaries – Newton’s cradles, magnetic paperclip holders, photos of our ugly children, and of course name plates. Oh sure, nameplates went the way of shoulder pads,...

      £19.99
    • Peg Board

      The Peg Board comes with 350 letters, numbers and symbols in classic yellow and white to create your own sign. Hand assembled, often mi55pelled, the peg-letter message board was once the staple signage choice everywhere from greasy spoons to hotel function rooms. And now they’re back. Well, sort of. The Peg Board is your chance to own this littl...

      £11.99
    • Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

      Learn the precise scientific value of a C bomb, and all of its *unty cousins with the Periodic Table of Swearing Mug. Learn to identify an Arse from an Arsehole, a Buggering Old Twat from a Council Tit Gristler, and the exact chemical value of the word Balls. From professional potty-mouths, Modern Toss, The Period Table of Swearing Mug lays it a...

      £9.99
    • Pocket Boogie Board Jot 4.5" Writer

      Write a farewell note to paper on the Pocket Boogie Board Jot 4.5" LCD Writer. With a built in stylus and portable size it’s the stylish way to save trees. So much for the digital revolution – we still use paper like it’s going out of fashion. Only, it never does. Old habits? Or is paper just plain irreplaceable? While you ponder the pros and co...

      £16.99
    • Presse Coffee Brewer Travel Mug

      Forget instant coffee – with the Presse Coffee Brewer you can enjoy a travel mug of the fresh stuff in just three minutes, that will stay hot for hours. Instant coffee isn’t a patch on fresh coffee. We all know this. But we compromise, because fresh coffee is a faff and needs all sorts of kit. But how about almost-instant coffee? A former Kickst...

      £28.99
    • R2-D2 4-Port USB Hub

      The R2-D2 4-Port USB Hub charges your gadgets and stores data to USB sticks, all to the sound of Artoo’s chirpy beeps and whistles. You may not be racing to the swamps of Dagobah, but surfing the interwebs can be quite the adventure. Thankfully with the R2-D2 4-Port USB Hub you’ve the perfect companion. Barely bigger than a coffee mug, this love...

      £59.99
    • R2-D2 USB Desktop Vacuum Cleaner

      The R2-D2 Desktop Vacuum Cleaner adds yet another skill to the little astromech’s CV – hovering up dust and crumbs around your workstation. The Force is strong with this one. Sorry! Couldn’t resist. But if your workstation is dustier than a Tatooine picnic, this R2-D2 Desktop Vacuum Cleaner is the droid you’re looking for. Pootle your way around...

      £12.99
    • Rhino Hammer

      Add a little animal magic to your home improvements with the gorgeous Rhino Hammer; the rhinoceros referencing thumb-botherer, that would have pride of place in any zookeeper’s toolbox. What an adorable looking hammer. Not the sort of description you would normally apply to something designed for nail smackdowns. But then why shouldn’t a humble ...

      £39.99
    • Rocketbook Wave Reusable Notebook

      One ring bound notebook to rule them all. The pocket Rocketbook Wave is the world's first intelligent reusable notepad.  Traditional writing paper is so last millennium. This smart jotter provides the freedom of a standard pen and paper notebook, while instantly blasting your notes into the cloud using your smartphone. And what's more, you can u...

      From £29.99
    • Space Invader Socks

      Move both left and right with Space Invader Socks – a take on the arcade classic so left field it’s off the screen. We always find the best way to approach a difficult situation is sideways, firing lasers. Which is why we’re never without our Space Invader Socks.         Disguised as a humble pair of argyle shin-warmers, these undercover underg...

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    • Stojo Collapsible Cup

      Stojo Collapsible Coffee Cup is the ingenious compact travel mug that packs flat enough to slip in your skinny jeans. Like using an old CDR spindle as a bagel lunchbox, the safe, recyclable Stojo Collapsible Coffee Cup is one of those ideas so wonderfully obvious, once you see it you’ll marvel at how it could possibly be new. Made from four sim...

      £14.99
    • Swivl C Series Robot

      We are very sorry but discount codes can not be applied to this product. The Swivl C Series Robot is in ingenious mount for your smartphone or tablet – automatically swivelling and tilting to track up to four additional receivers in the room. The world is getting smaller. Don’t panic. What we mean is, it’s never been easier to stay in touch with...

      From £19.99
    • Swivl Robot 2.0

      We are very sorry but discount codes can not be applied to this product. Face Time, Skype or shoot video on your mobile or tablet while you wander about. With its automatically swivelling and tilting base, the new Swivl Robot 2.0 acts as your own automatic cameraman. The world is getting smaller. No, don’t panic, we’re fine. It’s just a turn of...

      From £39.99
    • Table Tennis Notebooks

      Table Tennis Notebooks are a delightfully daft way to play impromptu office table tennis between (or even during) dull meetings. As some misguided mayors will tell you, Table Tennis was born in the after-dinner libraries of aristocratic, 19th Century England and went by the name ‘Wiff-Waff’. Which is appropriate, given the story is half waffle. ...

      £11.99
    • USB Charge Doubler

      The USB Charge Doubler is a simple, portable lightning cable that’ll top-up your mobile in half the time of a standard iPhone charger. Look at this little guy. Sure, the USB Charge Doubler won’t grace the cover of any glossy magazine, but this brilliant little travel gadget is going to speed up your life by 200%. Well, your iPhone’s life at leas...

      £9.99

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