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    • 'Don't Fuck Up The Table' Coasters

      Passive aggressively tell guests you don’t trust them not to mottle the mahogany, with ‘Don’t Fuck Up The Table’ Coasters “Would you mind using this...” (never a question, always a statement). Let’s be honest, there’s no way to say it without sounding like a right uptight so-and-so. You could drop a hint…But why not drop the F-bomb instead, in t...

      £19.99
    • 10 Pint Cider Stocking

      The Cider Stocking is the easy way to home-brew 10 pints of festive DIY cider in JUST 48 hours! We’re going to need a bigger mantelpiece… Remember the 12 days of Christmas? Here’s how they go down with the Hard Cider Stocking. Day 1 and 2: brew the world’s simplest DIY cider in a classic Christmas stocking. Then enjoy a pint of the appley wonder...

      £7.99
    • 100 Movies You Must See Before You Die...

      ‘100 Movies You Must See Before You Die’ Poster is the ultimate bucket list of films to watch, combined with the best-designed advent calendar we’ve ever seen. Pay tribute to 100 of the greatest films of all time with a poster as tantalising as an advent calendar and as nerdy as a Comic-Con Q&A. The ‘100 Movies You Must See Before You Die’ P...

      £24.99
    • 8 Bit Chopping Boards

      8-Bit Chopping Boards are made from laser-etched bamboo, bringing the glory of retro gaming to your designer kitchen. Hadooouken! Left, left, up, down, A, B, chop! Treat your taste buds to the special moves they deserve with 8 Bit Chopping Boards. Inspired by the Nintendo’s iconic cartridge, controller and Game Boy (chortle all you like kids, we...

      From £13.49
    • 8-Bit Portable LCD Games Console

      The 8-Bit Portable LCD Games Console is a button-bashing blast from the past, packed with over 100 classic computer games. So you were rubbish on the monkey bars. So you couldn’t kick a ball for toffee. In the glory days of 8-bit gaming it didn’t matter – if you had a portable gaming device you were playground royalty. Now you can relive those ...

      £14.99
    • A4 Cinema Lightbox

      The A4 Cinema Lightbox is a mini picturehouse message board for your home, complete with 85 interchangeable letters, numbers and symbols.What’s showing at your place tonight? With the Cinematic Lightbox you can advertise to friends and family whatever big-budget movie’s now playing in the living room. With space for 3 lines of text and 85 indivi...

      £16.99
    • AirBolt Smart Travel Lock

      AirBolt Travel Lock is the keyless, smart luggage lock you control entirely from your phone. You’ve caught the red eye out of New York, hauled ass across the Atlantic, eaten the beige paste they call dinner and touched down in Blighty just in time for the 10am meeting. Only… your luggage hasn’t. Now, thanks to the AirBolt Travel Lock you can: 1)...

      £69.99
    • AMPWare Power Generating iPhone Case

      AMPware Power Generating iPhone Case has a slimline and super-efficient dynamo built in for charging your mobile by hand anywhere, anytime, any place. Half our lives are spent on a smartphone these days, so it’s little wonder we get anxious if we’re miles from a plug socket. And that goes double in an emergency. AMPware Power Generating iPhone C...

      £69.99
    • Animal Mini Bluetooth Speakers

      Animal Mini Bluetooth Speakers are the portable, affordable and goddamned adorable speakers for taking your music and mobile calls on the move. Answer the call of nature with Animal Mini Bluetooth speakers. Not only does each diabetes-inducingly cute portable speaker give you a commendable two Watts of woof on the move, it works as a hands-free ...

      £12.99
    • Apero Wine Bottle Opener

      APÉRO is the world’s first nitrous oxide powered bottle opener and also the fastest, extracting corks effortlessly at lightning speed. Question: how to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew? Answer: the sensational APÉRO N2O Wine Bottle Opener. Sure… we’ve seen mechanical bottle openers before but nothing as elegant and simple as this cutting-e...

      £149.99
    • BBQ Machete Spatula

      Troubled Vietnam vet meets mouthy kitchen maestro in the shape of the 'Gordon Rambo' endorsed BBQ Machete Spatula. Bossing the barbie tends to be a largely male preserve; something about the primal combination of searing heat and raw meat perhaps. And being the kind of man who is prepared to go toe to toe with two pounds of Porterhouse T-Bone, n...

      £11.99
    • BBQ Toolbox

      BBQ Toolbox is the portable barbecue that looks like a classic metal toolbox for DIY dining anywhere. There’s only one thing manlier than a barbecue, and that’s a big red toolbox. And now some clever so-and-so has gone and merged the two – making the coolest portable BBQ we’ve ever seen. Not just a cheeky designer flourish, BBQ Toolbox unfolds t...

      £69.99
    • Bell Jar Lamp

      The Bell Jar Lamp is a museum-style glass jar with a light-up base for displaying any precious item. Get all PT Barnum on your cherished possessions with a Bell Jar Lamp. Fresh from our friends at SUCK UK, this vintage-looking, hand-blown glass display jar stands a little over 25cm high – so it’s perfect for housing your figurines, collectibles,...

      £79.99
    • Boogie Board Jot 8.5" Tablet

      Write all the notes, lists, minutes, reminders and doodles you need without wasting paper with the new electronic, erasable Boogie Board Jot 8.5" Tablet. We all love to doodle. Leave a notepad anywhere and you can be sure it’ll end up jotted on – from shopping lists, memos and phone numbers; to maps, diagrams and meaningless squiggles. But consi...

      From £9.99
    • Bookniture

      Putting the fan into fiction, Bookniture is the take anywhere furniture that’s hidden inside a book. When is a chair not a chair? When it’s a fold-away form of furniture made of carefully constructed cardboard. Not a rib-tickler by any stretch of the imagination but mighty ingenious nonetheless. Combining an advanced origami structure with tradi...

      £69.99
    • Bottlelight LED Light Wand

      The Bottlelight Light Wand is a clever and sophisticated way to turn your old glass bottles into charming decorative table lights. Resembling something a certain Sith Lord might produce if he turned his gloved hand to homewares, this aluminium and acrylic light up bottle wand is an inexpensive way to upcycle wine, champagne and water bottles int...

      From £21.99
    • Bowler Hat Colander

      Bowler Hat Colander is the hat-shaped strainer for any odd job in the kitchen. Colanders make great hats. But never has a hat made such a great colander. Bowler Hat Colander adds a pinch of Charlie Chaplin eccentricity and a dash of British stiff-upper-lip to any meal. Rinse lettuce, strain veg, serve up spaghetti or despatch enemies from afar w...

      £9.99
    • Brewbarrel Homebrew Kit

      “Roll out Brewbarrel, we'll have a Brewbarrel of fun…!” 10 minutes is all it takes to make 5 litres of delicious barrel fresh craft homebrew that’s ready to quaff in just 7 days! Raise a glass to the gods of grog because this revolutionary tipple tank is at the vanguard of the ‘Hipster Hop Liberation Front’. No fulsome beard, plaid shirt or arti...

      From £34.99
    • BubbleLick Edible Bubbles

      BubbleLick edible bubbles are the amazing floaty orbs you can lick right out of the air. Just mix in your favourite alcoholic or non-alcoholic drink, and blow… Bubbles are awesome. Like a rainbow, or a dog with three legs, they’re guaranteed to make you stop and stare in slack-jawed wonder. ‘Bubbles!’ someone will gasp. And we’ll all look, and s...

      £11.99
    • ButterUp Knife

      Hold onto your privilege and sound the First World prob-horn. We’ve just discovered the second best thing since sliced bread! ButterUp Butter Knife will spread any butter straight from the fridge. Even that rock hard stuff your nan uses. No moving parts, no batteries, no exotic kyber crystals. Just a brilliant new approach we’ve been using on ch...

      £12.99
    • Cable Factory

      Cable Factory is the desktop cable tidy and smartphone charging dock that brings post-industrial revolution efficiency to your workstation.  Turn your desktop into a powerhouse of productivity with Cable Factory. Like all great bastions of industry, this cable organiser brings order to your sprawling mess of power leads – and gives you a handy ...

      £12.99
    • Cactus Coasters Construction Set

      The Cactus Coasters Construction Set is made up of five cork-covered drink mats disguised as a pot plant. The humble cactus is a hardy bastard that grows in some of the driest regions of the planet. Ironic then, that it also makes a handy place to pop your beverage. Guaranteed to raise a smile, the Cactus Coasters Construction Set is made up of ...

      £9.99
    • Caffeine Assault Mug

      Caffeine Assault Mug is the gung-ho way for coffee-lovers to give their day both barrels. One coffee is never enough. So when life throws a Monday morning your way, give it the classic double tap with two rounds in a Caffeine Assault Mug. Shaped like a humungous, 12-gauge shotgun shell, this 400ml ceramic cup is a blisteringly bolshy way to kick...

      £11.99
    • Cafflano Kompact Hot & Cold Coffee Brewer

      Cafflano Kompact is the first portable coffee maker that’ll collapse small enough to fit in your pocket – ready to squeeze out a fresh cup of hot or cold Joe wherever you go. Explaining how the Cafflano Kompact works is no easy task. It’ll take a minute. Pop the kettle on and fix yourself a beverage. All sorted? Good. Let’s start with that gentl...

      £54.99
    • CasusGrill - The Biodegradable Instant BBQ

      This item is on pre-order, stock due week commencing 10th July  CasusGrill is the revolutionary 100% natural, sustainable and totally disposable instant grill, that’s ready to use in 5 minutes and provides heat for up to an hour, so you can cook delicious food with a crispy barbecued finish anytime, anyplace, anywhere. Like the apocryphal choco...

      From £5.99
    • Chambong Toasting Flute - 2 Pack

      Chambong is the delightfully naughty champagne bong for downing your glass of fizz, fast. Ting-ting-ting-ting… May we propose a toke to Chambong. Glorious usurper of good manners, this unusual toasting flute drinking gadget turns your standard flute of champagne, prosecco, cava or own-brand pink fizz into a dangerously addictive rush of bubbles ...

      £39.99
    • Chocolate Teapot

      Pop quiz: What connects Salvador Dali, Willy Wonka and The Mad Hatter...? They'd all have gone choccy-woccy-doo-lally for the utterly bonkers Chocolate Teapot. Familiar with the phrase 'about as useful as a....'? Well thanks to some master madcap candy wranglers you now have a chance to find out. Handmade from 600g of Belgium’s finest, this magn...

      £24.99
    • Chocolate Tools

      It’s time to down tools! No, seriously… forget the DIY and instead get stuck into these incredibly realistic and utterly delicious chocolate utensils. ‘Heirloom quality chocolate tools’ isn’t a phrase you hear very often at all but that’s exactly what these cocoa-based work weapons appear to be. Crafted from up to 250g of the finest Belgian choc...

      From £14.99
    • Colour Changing Subbuteo Light

      The Colour Changing Subbuteo Light brings all the magic of the 1980s game to your thoroughly modern desk – with a technicolour lightshow to boot. Scholars differ over what is truly the champion game of all. But if you were born in the ‘80s the answer is Subbuteo (oh-oh-oh-oh). Sadly relegated to the back of the cupboard these days, you can still...

      £19.99
    • CouchCoaster

      Keeping your favourite beverage securely in the upright position as you sofa-surf the airwaves is no mean feat; fortunately the ingenious CouchCoaster is on hand to make sure it’s only your whistle that’ll get wet. We’ve all been there… it’s the ultimate first world conundrum. You’re comfortably settled on the sofa when you fancy a slurp of some...

      £19.99
    • Craft A Brew Wine Making Kits

      Fancy yourself as a master vintner but don’t know your ‘terroir’ from your ‘tempranillo’? Now you can Pinot like a pro with the Craft A Brew Wine Making Kit. You’re not supposed to mix the grape and the grain but someone obviously forgot to tell the guys at artisan beer gear makers, Craft A Brew. Not content with creating best-in-class home brew...

      £49.99
    • Cross Stitch World Map

      Cross Stitch Map is the travel map embroidery kit for the arty, the crafty, the footloose and the fancy free. Make like Indiana Jones and travel the globe, leaving a coloured line in your wake.Like Indy’s red line of adventure, Cross Stitch Map is a magnificent way to chart your epic travels, misadventures, wrong turns and dream holidays. Whethe...

      £24.99
    • Cutting Boredom Chopping Boards

      Cutting Boredom Chopping Boards are laser-etched blocks of pun-filled fun for when the pop culture vultures are circling the kitchen. Add a generous dollop of zeitgeisty LOLs to your home cooking with Cutting Boredom Chopping Boards. Cut from quirkier stuff than your average wooden block (and we don’t just mean bamboo), each of these unique cut...

      £29.99
    • Darth Vader Oven Gloves

      The Darth Vader Oven Glove is the geeky gift for Star Wars fans who love a snack between movies. Perfect for force-choking your foes and checking on your Welsh rarebit, the Darth Vader Oven Glove is made from heat-resistant silicone. Far more imposing than the average fluffy oven mitt, this menacing bit of officially licensed Star Wars merchandi...

      From £12.99
    • Death Star Kitchen Timer

      This item is on PRE-ORDER. We are waiting from the supplier for stock availability information and will update the page as soon as possible. A Death Star Kitchen Timer is the kitchen gadget no Imperial chef should be without. If you have the power to destroy an entire roast dinner, perhaps you need a Death Star Kitchen Timer. The ultimate weap...

      £16.99
    • Disc Jock-E

      Keep spinning the tunes! Dial up the volume on outdoor fun with Disc Jock-e, the amazing music streaming flying disc. Throw a few alfresco shapes and rock out to your favourite tunes with this Bluetooth-connected disco saucer with a built-in waterproof speaker. It pairs in a jiffy with any compatible mobile device and you can even increase/decre...

      £27.99
    • DIY Neon Light Kit

      Like Vegas in a box! The DIY Neon Light Kit has three metres of ‘electric spaghetti’, so you can make your very own custom fluorescent signs or works of art. Neon, once synonymous with Rat Pack era ‘Sin City’, gleaming aluminium-clad diners and saucy Soho peep shows, had by and large gone the way of VHS, calculators (58008 - snigger) and the Sin...

      £14.99
    • Drink-O-Tron: The Drinking Card Game

      Kneel (or collapse) before Drink-O-Tron! For it is truly the Drinking Game of Kings! Go head to head - or floor to floor - with Drink-O-Tron, the drinking game to end all drinking games. It's like Kings Cup, Ring of Fire, Circle of Death or any other grog guzzler you've played rolled into one. And this dastardly deck will test the mettle of even...

      £14.99
    • Eparé Pocket Wine Aerator

      Give your grapes an upgrade and turn any ordinary tumbler of vino into a chalice fit for a king with the Eparé Pocket Wine Aerator You don’t have to be a wine aficionado to know that aerating improves its flavour – essentially by mimicking the bottle ageing process. The traditional method is to pour it into a decanter and let it breathe for a wh...

      £21.99
    • Fingerthing Smartphone Stands

      Fingerthing Smartphone Stands are chunky silicone office accessories for rebels, rockstars and radicals at heart. The middle finger and mobile technology shouldn’t mix. You’re operating a touchscreen, not giving a rectal exam. But there’s an exception to the rule. An office accessory like no other, the Fingerthing Smartphone Stand sticks one rub...

      £12.99
    • FLECTR Bike Wheel Reflectors

      FLECTR Wheel Reflectors are the brilliantly simple bike spoke reflectors that outclass regular cycle reflectors at every turn. So simple, lightweight and elegant, it’s difficult to imagine how FLECTR Wheel Reflectors are a new thing. Raising a bemused eyebrow at the overdesigned monstrosity of most plastic reflectors, this foil-based reflector s...

      £17.99
    • Floating Disco Bath Lights

      Get your aquatic groove on with Floating Disco Bath Lights – the amphibious colour-phasing tub-loving luminaires Like an inundated Studio 54, each light’s dazzling blend of four coloured LEDs (with five different light patterns) will project a constantly shifting kaleidoscopic pattern onto the walls and floor of your hot water tank. Meaning you ...

      £9.99
    • FORMCard

      Melt. Mould. Make. Mend. FORMcard is the card-sized mouldable plastic that’s your new DIY best friend. Just soften it up in a cup of hot water and mould it into any shape you like. In seconds it’ll set solid, making it perfect for quick fixes and creative solutions to everyday problems. And thanks its clever properties, you can re-melt it and re...

      From £5.99
    • Giant Sugar Skull Beach Blanket

      Invoke the holiday spirits and celebrate the good life with the jazzy Giant Sugar Skull Beach Blanket. It might look a little macabre but this psychedelic sand serviette is actually a tip of the twill to Mexico’s most celebrated national holiday. Día de los Muertos (or Day of The Dead) is a colourful carnival designed to honour those who have s...

      £24.99
    • Gigantic Burger Beach Blanket

      Mmm-mmmm. This is a tasty burger! The Gigantic Burger Beach Blanket is the 'Royale with Cheese' of sun towels. Heading for the beach? Well, a regular towel will certainly get the job done. But you’re on holiday right, so why not super-size it? Lettuce introduce you to this 5ft whopper, which serves up a tasty extra portion of delicious sesame-to...

      £24.99
    • Gigantic Doughnut Beach Blanket

      The Gigantic Doughnut Beach Blanket is a 1.5m circle of pure, cartoony fun. We’re going to need a bigger cup of coffee. Mmm… Gigantic Doughnut Beach Blanket… Oh, hey there. Sorry. We were just eyeing up this humungous, circular, pink-frosted, sprinkle-covered beach towel. Got a bit carried away. It’s a good thing it’s absorbent. And big too, did...

      £24.99
    • Gigantic Emoji Beach Blanket

      The Gigantic Emoji Beach Blanket is a mad, crazy, silly, cheeky, cocky, awesome, disc of sun-worshipping, water absorbing pictographic fun. Emojis? A load of symbolics if you ask us. But whether you view them as a pop culture phenomenon or a semantic yellow peril, you can’t escape the fact that… well you can’t escape them. They are everywhere. A...

      £24.99
    • Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Blanket

      The Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Blanket is the tasty way to lounge about in the garden, at the beach, or tucked up on the sofa. Pass the dipping sauce… When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza-pie, that’s-a bedtime (dee-dee-diddly dee). And what better way to snuggle down than wrapped in 60 inches of Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Blanket. Wrap your...

      £24.99
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