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    • 'Buy More Shit...' Shopping Bag

      Put the sack into Anglo-Saxon and carry your precious shit naks home in Modern Toss style with the ‘Buy More Shit…’ Bag 10 years on from the Stock Market crash and scurrilous cult comic artists Jon Link and Mick Bunnage (AKA Modern Toss) have selflessly re-released their classic 2009 re-usable shopping tote to both commemorate the global financi...

      £5.99
    • 'Into The Weird' Playing Cards

      Embrace the strange… Open a chamber of secrets and step Into the Weird with this custom deck of truly outlandish playing cards Designed in collaboration with designer Jenny Gebhardt, this unique pack features an adventure that unfolds as you shuffle. Referencing everything from zombie priestesses to flying saucers and splitting the atom, you can...

      £15.99
    • 'Sit In The Pit' Giant Premium Inflatable Avocado Pool Float

      Whoever said millennials spend too much on avocados have obviously never had a perfectly ripe one. Introducing the Sit In The Pit premium float, with over 35 square feet of deliciously ripe, creamy avocado surface. Stuck out on the lake and your drink has just ran out? We've been there too. Well with the Sit In The Pit all you need to do is rem...

      £52.99
    • Air Deck Playing Cards

      Air Deck is the world's first truly travel optimized set of playing cards. Waterproof, compact, lightweight, and durable Thinking outside the tuck box, Air Deck was created by two globetrotters who wanted a high-end set of playing cards suitable for everyday carry. Made from premium ‘casino quality’ waterproof PVC and incredibly resistant to tea...

      £8.99
    • Armageddon It! Pencil Erasers

      Fake chews alert! These tasty looking but inedible tubby rubber pencil-erasing tyrants will disappear provocative sketches or offensive doodles, faster than you can say ‘Whoops Apocalypse!’ Dictator Eraser - when it’s time to rub out the composition, reach for the Supreme Leader of the Crayon Pen-insula; 10 imperialist-baiting centimetres of des...

      From £3.99
    • ASAP X-Connect Charging Cable

      Say ‘sayonara’ to annoying tangles of electric spaghetti… ASAP X-Connect is the ONLY smart device charging cable you’ll ever need! The ASAP X is the world's first cross-compatible magnetic cable, allowing you to connect your smartphone or USB gadgets to your cable quickly and seamlessly. It attaches to three different 18k gold plated tip types t...

      From £11.99
    • Bear Skin Picnic Rug

      If you go down to the woods today... picnic like royalty with the take anywhere Bear Skin Blanket A witty tip of the topper to the days when two thirds of the globe was pink and stalking fuzzy four-legged beasties with a blunderbuss and extravagant facial hair was all the rage, this machine washable al fresco rug features a classic red and white...

      £22.99
    • Become The Force - 'The Jedi Bible'

      Hokey religion…? Don't you believe it! Become The Force: 9 Lessons on Living as a Jediist Master is the first and only Jedi bible and will set you on the path to enlightenment, young Padawan. “Ready are you? A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind." Jediism is a new philosophy supporting the idea of one all-powerful life e...

      £11.99
    • Beer Socks

      Crack open a brew and treat your feet to a long cool refreshing pair of delicious cotton rich Beer Socks Designed to look like a real tin of loudmouth soup, each pair of (sadly non-alcoholic) Lager, Ale or Stout ‘flavoured’ mid-calf ankle socks comes in a handy beer can with a pull off lid – perfect for storing other things once you have drained...

      £7.99
    • Bell Jar Lamp

      The Bell Jar Lamp is a museum-style glass jar with a light-up base for displaying any precious item. Get all PT Barnum on your cherished possessions with a Bell Jar Lamp. Fresh from our friends at SUCK UK, this vintage-looking, hand-blown glass display jar stands a little over 25cm high – so it’s perfect for housing your figurines, collectibles,...

      £99.99
    • Bigfoot Salad Tongs

      Quick…! There…! What’s that hiding in the frisée? It’s Bigfoot Salad Tongs and we have the incontrovertible photographic proof! There’s nothing abominable about this snowman. In fact, he’s here to help. Trouble with the bok choy? Pea sprouts proving uncooperative? Stand aside… with his powerful arms and vice-like grip, he’ll make short work of u...

      £11.99
    • Blend Watch

      Tell the time with a mesmerising mix of colour play and theory. This technicolour ticker is the minimalist wristwatch with maximal style Designed by award-winning West Coast agency Aruliden for the Museum of Modern Art, Blend gives timely form to their belief that products should be both beautiful and functional… while also delivering something ...

      £169.99
    • Boogie Board™ Blackboard

      With Boogie Board™ Blackboard, the world is your notepad! It’s the first-ever writing tool featuring Liquid Crystal Paper™, offering a new way to sketch, write and design by hand Old school is the new school. Unlike other electronic writing solutions offered by more expensive tablets and smart devices, you can write on Liquid Crystal Paper with ...

      £44.99
    • Book Light

      When is a book not a book? When it’s alight… or more specifically a go anywhere mood lamp Fancy a bit of light reading? What appears on first inspection to be an innocuous-looking journal, magically transforms into a colourful mood light when you flip it open. Perfect for bringing a little ambience into your bedroom, or perhaps as a night light ...

      £21.99

      £21.99

    • Breakfast Socks

      Too good to eat? Not exactly… but that’s only because these delicious-looking baked goods are actually ridiculously cute and stylish socks Realistic enough to fool a panel of patissiers at a croissant convention, each cunningly patterned pair is hand-rolled to look just like its tasty namesake. In fact, they’re so convincing you might want to le...

      £9.99
    • Bronco Shovel Truck

      One scoop or two? Bronco Shovel Truck is the tough yet stylish kids’ toy with a split personality Hazardous LEGO spill… sand pit emergency… for those that appreciate form and function, the perfectly balanced and ruggedly handsome beech wood Bronco is the push toy clean up solution that converts from dump truck to wheel loader at the turn of a sc...

      £29.99
    • BruMate Hopsulator Trio

      Hate warm beer? Us too. So, all hail to the gods of ale for the HOPSULATOR TRíO, the undisputed King of Coolers!   Although the BrüMate might look like a standard koozie albeit in metal form, don’t be fooled…its clever 3-in-1 design does the thermal insulating-sleeve thing but dialled up to eleven; trapping the cold in, while keeping the heat fr...

      £24.99
    • Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap

      No-one wants to smell like a brewery but Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap has a rich, oak barrel scent that smells as good as bourbon tastes Duke Cannon, suppliers of damn fine grooming products for ‘men who want to WIN’, have come up trumps again. They’ve taken a standard dainty bar of soap, packed it off to boot camp, fed it three hot squares a day ...

      £9.99
    • Build 'N' Battle Lightsaber

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Jedi minors… Master the art of building your very own lightsaber before harmlessly attempting to strike down the sitting-room sofa or bedroom wardrobe Hand your average 5 year old an actual lightsaber and chances are your ...

      £29.99
    • Bulletproof Rocks Glass

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due mid-November. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Here’s a paradox… the Bulletproof Rocks Tumbler is actually a shot glass, as it has a genuine .308 rifle round lodged in its side.You’ve heard of a slug of whisky, how about a slug with your whisky?...

      £22.99
    • Cactus Mug

      Cacti are renowned for two things - storing water and being very spiky. Sombreros off then to the Cactus Mug, which delivers on both counts This prickly chalice will be manna to passive aggressive beverage lovers everywhere. Holding up to 400ml of liquid and sporting a message that is as direct as it is insulting, it’s the ceramic succulent of c...

      £9.99
    • Cafflano Kompresso Portable Espresso Maker

      Enjoy creamy super smooth espresso anywhere with Cafflano Kompresso, the world’s lightest and most compact authentic espresso maker Making high quality filter coffee is a right palaver, isn't it? Yes, you can use one of those plunger/cafetiere thingamabobs, but who can be bothered with all that waiting around and washing up? Thankfully, there’s ...

      £64.99
    • Caran d'Ache X Nespresso Ltd Ed. 849 Pen

      What alchemy is this! We’ve heard of turning plough shares into swords, but coffee into pens? Well, almost… Caran d’Ache - in collaboration with Nespresso - have produced a new limited edition of their classic 849 pen made using the aluminium from recycled capsules The 849 ballpoint is a coolly understated design classic. This retractable biro i...

      £39.99
    • CasusGrill - The Biodegradable Instant BBQ

      CasusGrill is the revolutionary 100% natural, sustainable and totally disposable instant grill, that’s ready to use in 5 minutes and provides heat for up to an hour, so you can cook delicious food with a crispy barbecued finish anytime, anyplace, anywhere. Like the apocryphal chocolate teapot, you’d assume that a disposable BBQ made from cardboa...

      From £7.99
    • Cat Camp Tent

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock currently due mid-November. NB: this date may be subject to change. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. A purr-fect pint-sized replica of the real thing, the Cat Camp Tent is a cosy place for your favourite furry friend to nap or hide Inspired by those...

      £59.99
    • Crying Unicorn Candle

      Colour me sad. Light the Crying Unicorn Candle's multi-coloured horn and watch as it dissolves into a weeping torrent of waxy rainbow regret. Or are they tears of happiness, as it magically fulfils its manifest destiny? Difficult to tell as these mythical creatures are notoriously difficult to interview. What's beyond doubt is that this knowingl...

      £19.99
    • Dangerous Experiments For After Dinner

      From sabring a champagne bottle to removing a cork with a shoe, Dangerous Experiments For After Dinner will add a little post-prandial magic to any dinner-party or get-together Bored of the same old chitchat? Spice up your soirées, impress your guests and embarrass your brother-in-law with these hilarious, and sometimes dangerous, after-dinner i...

      £14.99

      £14.99

    • Darth Vader & Stormtrooper 3D String Lights

      The light side meets The Dark Side in the shape of these – literally - brilliant Darth Vader and Stormtrooper Helmet 3D String Lights Need to put down a 'bah humbug' rebellion this Christmas? Then pick up this string of officially sanctioned Star Wars fairy lights and have at it! Modelled on the heads (or iconic helmets at least) of Darth Vader ...

      £15.99
    • Drew The Pencil Lamp

      Looking for the write lamp? Want some LED in your pencil? Drew is the beautifully crafted dimmable lamp that will light up any room. Stunning conversation piece. ‘Eureka!’ inspiring desktop totem. Future design classic. Drew Pencil Lamp is all of these… and more. Paying homage to the humble pencil, it hovers over your surfaces as if held by a gi...

      £172.99
    • Duke Cannon Handsome Man Grooming Can

      Open up a can of fella-pimping whoopass with Duke Cannon's Handsome Man Grooming Kit This premium gift for him contains a 7-piece variety of The Duke’s best-selling items and is packed in a see-through paint can which can be re-used to store fishing tackle, nuts and bolts, or heck…maybe even some paint! Each bloke buffing gunboat contains: Super...

      £74.99
    • Duke Cannon Supply Co. Solid Cologne

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due November. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Perfume bottles are for wimps. Real men smear their favourite cologne on... straight from a handy take-anywhere tin. Well Duke Cannon Supply Co. Solid Cologne men do Duke Cannon working stiffs don't hav...

      £24.99
    • Festive Gift Wrap

      Become a wrap star with Festive Gift Wrap, the paper pack that turns any identikit present into an angel, reindeer or even good ‘ol Santa himself! Standard gift paper is fine and dandy but a brightly coloured box is just that, however many glittery bows and ribbons you stick on it. This creative kit includes 6 sheets of coloured wrap, 8 sticker ...

      £9.99
    • Festive Shit Wrap

      Get your precious shit-naks all wrapped up with this limited edition Festive Shit wrapping paper for the full Toss effect this Christmas. The Lowdown: High quality Christmas wrapping paper with a unique Modern Toss festive twist Dimensions: 489 mm x 692mm Shipping weight: 0.144 kg  

      £3.49
    • Framed Tweets

      Out of the mouths of babes and - er - egomaniacs... Decorate your domicile with the gilt-edged brain farts of the great and the (not so) good People love tweets. Hundreds of millions are posted each day. Most are garbage, some are gold. People also love framing stuff. For fans of both there’s Framed Tweets; a curated selection of celebrity sound...

      £39.99
    • G&Tea Cocktail Set

      Looking like something from the Mad Hatter’s drinks cabinet, this rainbow-tinted G&Tea Cocktail Set is the fabulously sophisticated way to serve delicious alcoholic beverages Cocktails are traditionally shaken, not stirred – just ask James Bond. This beautiful translucent tea set cocks a spout at convention, allowing budding mixologists to b...

      £29.99
    • Globe Journal

      Globe Journal is the brilliant new 3D travel diary, where you can colour in your countries and connect up your continents Phileas Fogg might have done it in 80 days but what’s the rush? Criss-cross the globe at your leisure and record your well-earned break’s progress on this circumnavigable canvas. The exercise pad style layout makes it easy to...

      From £32.99
    • Gold Chain Pool Float

      Pool’s gold… Bring the bling when you’re messing around in the water with the Gold Chain Float, 10 feet of premium quality 24 carat* PVC Favoured by ostentatious gangstas, MTV era rappers and jibba-jabba avoiding ‘A Team’ member Mr. T, the dookie chain has long been a symbol of success, luxury, power and rebellion. Great for the street but not s...

      £39.99
    • Gourmet Sushi Box

      Love Sushi or know someone who does? Then Spanish gourmet experts Regional Co.* have the specially selected goodies for you. The Sushi Box is a gorgeous selection of premium condiments and accessories designed to enhance any vinegar-seasoned rice fine-dining experience The collection includes a jar of scichimi togarashi (a mixture of ground pepp...

      £59.99

      £59.99

    • Gracula Garlic Twist

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due end of November. NB: this may be subject to change. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Stick two fangs up to horror convention and monster mash your garlic with Gracula, the vampire vanquishing herb mincer with a twist Vampire lore dictates that a...

      £10.99
    • Harry Potter Poison Potion Bottle Light

      Batch fresh from Slug and Jiggers Apothecary, the Harry Potter Potion Bottle Light is a must have for any fan of the The Chosen OneBrighten up your desk or bedside table with this officially licensed magical light. Shaped to look like a bottle of poison with a label on the front complete with warnings, this great little lamp is a perfect gift fo...

      £19.99
    • Insectum Beetle Corkscrew

      Looking like something that wouldn't appear out of place in a display cabinet at the natural History Museum, this beautiful iridescent jewel-like corkscrew will dazzle guests and be a conversation starter at any swanky soirée. The Lowdown: Corkscrew bottle opener designed to look like a scarab beetle Zinc alloy with an iridescent finish Shippin...

      £19.99
    • Kai Captain Folding Razor

      If you’re looking for a razor with true cutting-edge credentials, look no further than the Japanese made Kai Captain Folding Razor As the safety razor arms race gets ever more ridiculous (they actually employ rocket scientists!) maybe it’s time to take a step back and consider that less might in fact be more. … And that’s precisely what you get ...

      From £12.99
    • Kai Seki Magoroku Beard And Moustache Scissors

      Want to know how to trim a beard? Give your facial fuzz the 5 star treatment with Kai Seki Beard and Moustache Trimming Scissors As any dandy who’s cultivated a beard or moustache knows, the tricky part isn’t actually growing it; au contraire! The devil’s in trying to keep the unruly chin fur in check Thank Nippon then for these elegant whisker ...

      £29.99

      £29.99

    • King Tong

      Go crazy ape on salads, BBQ food or anything else that requires lifting turning or serving with King Tong, Skull-Kitchen Island’s monstrously grabby cooking utensil No-one wants burnt fingers… Or someone else’s dirty digits rummaging around in the Insalata Caprese for that matter. What should really be on the menu is a pair of cookhouse pincers ...

      £10.99
    • Light Up Peg Board

      The Light Up Peg Board comes with 200 letters, numbers and symbols to create your own sign in vivid, glowing, retro-tastic monochrome Hand assembled, often mi55pelled, the peg-letter message board was once the staple signage choice everywhere from greasy spoons to hotel function rooms. And now they’re back. Well, sort of. The Light Up Peg Board ...

      £27.99
    • Matador FlatPak Toiletry Bottles - 3 Pack

      Avoid the panicky bag rummage at the security gate with FlatPak™ Toiletry Bottles; 3 stylish, carry-on approved travel bottles for your liquid holiday essentials Weighing just 11.5g each, Matador’s bottles are the only containers designed to dramatically reduce bulk and weight when travelling. Five Times lighter and three and a half times more c...

      £29.99
    • Matador NanoDry Travel Towel

      Have pocket-sized towel, will travel. The incredibly compact Matador NanoDry is great for holidays, trekking, beaches, and gym showersWrapping yourself in a lovely big soft bath sheet is great if you’re at home or in a hotel but totally impractical to lug around if you’re out and about. The nanofiber NanoDry Shower Towel - from miniature travel ...

      £29.99
    • Mayka Toy Block Tape - 1m 2 Stud

      ZURU Mayka Toy Brick Tape allows bricks from LEGO, Mega Bloks and Kreo to be built on any surface, even upside down Mayka Brick Tape is a flexible rubber strip with a reusable adhesive backing that can stick to any smooth surface. On its non-sticky side, it's covered in a 2 stud pattern that fits into the holes on the bottom of LEGO bricks. Imag...

      £6.99
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