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    • 'It's Only Money' 18k Gold Plated Money Clip

      ‘It’s Only Money’ Gold Plated Money Clip is the perfect way to carry a fat stack of cheese like it’s chump change. As the O’Jay’s once sang, ‘Money, money, money. Mo-oney.’ And we agree. Money’s a big deal. But then, so are you. Which is why we recommend ‘It’s Only Money’ Gold Plated Money Clip. Carry a fat wad of green (or blue) in this unasham...

      £59.99
    • 8 Bit Chopping Boards

      8-Bit Chopping Boards are made from laser-etched bamboo, bringing the glory of retro gaming to your designer kitchen. Hadooouken! Left, left, up, down, A, B, chop! Treat your taste buds to the special moves they deserve with 8 Bit Chopping Boards. Inspired by the Nintendo’s iconic cartridge, controller and Game Boy (chortle all you like kids, we...

      From £11.89
    • Balls of Steel 2.0 Drink Chillers

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due January 2019. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Place these high grade stainless steel orbs in a glass of whiskey and chill it far more quickly than ice. But there’s more to Balls of Steel than meets the eye… When is a product more than just a pr...

      £19.99
    • BBQ Sword

      Turn the chicken thighs of injustice and uphold the sausages of freedom with the BBQ Sword. En Garden! Pork for all, and all in buns! Thrust into barbecue season and dazzle your guests with the BBQ Sword. Complete with cardboard mask to conceal your identity, this grill-side accoutrement will having you looking the complete Dumas while servin...

      £15.99
    • BBQ Toolbox

      BBQ Toolbox is the portable barbecue that looks like a classic metal toolbox for DIY dining anywhere. There’s only one thing manlier than a barbecue, and that’s a big red toolbox. And now some clever so-and-so has gone and merged the two – making the coolest portable BBQ we’ve ever seen. Not just a cheeky designer flourish, this collapsible port...

      £69.99
    • Brewbarrel Homebrew Kit

      “Roll out Brewbarrel, we'll have a Brewbarrel of fun…!” 10 minutes is all it takes to make 5 litres of delicious barrel fresh craft homebrew that’s ready to quaff in just 7 days! Raise a glass to the gods of grog because this revolutionary tipple tank is at the vanguard of the ‘Hipster Hop Liberation Front’. No fulsome beard, plaid shirt or arti...

      From £34.99
    • Cactus Mug

      Cacti are renowned for two things - storing water and being very spiky. Sombreros off then to the Cactus Mug, which delivers on both counts This prickly chalice will be manna to passive aggressive beverage lovers everywhere. Holding up to 400ml of liquid and sporting a message that is as direct as it is insulting, it’s the ceramic succulent of c...

      £9.99
    • Collar Stay Punch

      The Collar Stay Punch gives you the tools to create your own collar stays in seconds from any piece of spare card or plastic. Don’t let a limp collar put a downer on your day. Ker-chunk a brand new pair of rigid collar stays in seconds with the Collar Stay Punch. The ultimate men’s gadget, and a godsend for anyone prone to losing those vital sli...

      £14.99
    • Craft A Brew Beer Making Kits

      ‘Craft A Brew’ Beer Making Kits bring the world of DIY craft beer to your own kitchen, garage or garden shed. No one drinks that mass-produced froth anymore. It’s all about craft beers and microbreweries these days. Better flavours, better people, bigger beards, we love all that stuff. And now with ‘Craft A Brew’ Beer Making Kits we’re even givi...

      From £26.99
    • Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap

      The Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap is three times the size of your average bar and made to the same spec as the soap used by American GIs in Korea. If you’re straight out of a hot DMZ wearing two days of grime and last week’s socks, nothing gets you smelling grunt-fresh like a Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap. A whole three times bigger than...

      £9.99
    • Duke Cannon Supply Co. Solid Cologne

      Perfume bottles are for wimps. Real men smear their favourite cologne on... straight from a handy take-anywhere tin. Well Duke Cannon Supply Co. Solid Cologne men do Duke Cannon working stiffs don't have time to mess around with fussy sprays - they are too busy winning! They demand an iron-clad, totally foolproof way to smell good on the go. The...

      £24.99
    • FORMCard

      Melt. Mould. Make. Mend. FORMcard is the card-sized mouldable plastic that’s your new DIY best friend. Just soften it up in a cup of hot water and mould it into any shape you like. In seconds it’ll set solid, making it perfect for quick fixes and creative solutions to everyday problems. And thanks its clever properties, you can re-melt it and re...

      From £4.19
    • Framed Tweets

      Out of the mouths of babes and - er - egomaniacs... Decorate your domicile with the gilt-edged brain farts of the great and the (not so) good People love tweets. Hundreds of millions are posted each day. Most are garbage, some are gold. People also love framing stuff. For fans of both there’s Framed Tweets; a curated selection of celebrity sound...

      £27.99
    • Kai Mimuno Tweezers

      From a land better known for Samurai swords than beauty equipment, Kai Mimuno Tweezers are set to raise a few eyebrows Japan has brought its considerable metal manipulating know-how to bear on the humble tweezer. And the results are incredible. Each beautifully designed pair (they wouldn’t look out of place in an art gallery) has been precision-...

      £44.99
    • Klhip Nail File

      The Klhip Nail File is by far the coolest nail file we’ve ever seen – which is not something we ever imagined saying. Plucky sidekick to the equally-outstanding Klhip Nail Clippers, the Klhip Nail File is the last nail file you’ll ever need. Forget those worn-out cardboard jobbies, this everlasting nail file is crafted from all-natural Pyrenees ...

      £32.99
    • LazyPan All-In-One Frying Pan - For All Hobs

      LazyPan All-In One Frying Pan is the ultimate kitchen utensil, designed to save you money and washing-up time. One pan to rule them all… LazyPan All-In-One Frying Pan is a humungous 38cm wide frying pan, designed to cook every damn thing at once. If this isn’t the perfect gift for foodies, then we don’t know what is! Saving on gas or electricity...

      £39.99
    • LEGO® Brick Cufflinks

      LEGO Brick Cufflinks are hand-crafted from recycled, repurposed LEGO bricks with a silver-plated cufflink post. Dress like the studliest of studmuffins with LEGO Brick Cufflinks. Made from the genuine article on silver-plated cufflink posts, these handcrafted LEGO cufflinks are a great way to smuggle a little childlike joy into even the most but...

      £24.99
    • Mininch Tool Pen Mini Aplus Edition

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due January 2019. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Mininch Tool Pen Mini is the stylish, 22-piece, ‘pop-a-point’ precision mini tool for any tinkerer on the move. Without the right tools, the tiniest jobs can often be the biggest. Not the usual heav...

      £79.99
    • Mininch Tool Pen: Premium Edition

      Hold onto your lug nuts. The Mininch Tool Pen is a brilliantly (and beautifully) engineered multitool, housing your choice of six bits from a sixteen-piece screwdriver and hex set. The world is getting faster. And smaller – Or are we just getting slower and fatter? Either way, life is on the move. Things need fixing, stuff needs assembling, the ...

      £69.99
    • PocketMonkey Multitool

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due November. NB: this may be subject to change. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Armed with the PocketMonkey no task is too fiddly, no job too small. Be the envy of your friends with the handiest wallet-sized thingumabob around. Ever find yourself ...

      £12.99
    • Secret Agent Luggage Tag

      "No Mr Bond, I expect you to fly!" The Secret Agent Luggage Tag is the ideal travel bag accessory if your holiday gear regularly attracts some unwanted attention. Modern travel can be stressful; there are plenty of situations that can leave you thoroughly shaken and stirred. Whether it’s a pint-sized Nick Nack in Hawaiian print beating you throu...

      £19.99
    • Sex Panther T-Shirt

      Don the Sex Panther T-shirt and feel like the man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.  You’ve stung your nostrils (in a good way), with the scent of Sex Panther Cologne. Now own the formidable Sex Panther T-Shirt. Inspired by the cult movie Anchorman (and officially licensed), this sensational T-shirt w...

      £17.99
    • SLIM Wallet

      The SLIM Wallet is precision-engineered from a single block of aircraft grade aluminium. Your plastic never had it so good. Wallets fall to pieces. And so would you, stuffed in a sweaty pocket and jiggled about all day. The SLIM Wallet is different. This post-industrial revolution, pre-robot uprising, ruggedly functional yet striking minimalist ...

      £19.99

      £19.99

    • The Big Lebowski Urban Achievers T-Shirt

      Don The Big Lebowski Urban Achievers T-Shirt and show the world you’ve got promise. Here’s a question: In the Big Lebowski what was the name of the Dude, Walter and Donnie’s bowling team? The Caucasians. The Human Paraquats. Logjammers. The Pomeranians. Shomer Shabbos. The Johnsons. Mark it Zero. Strangers in the Alps. Alright we give up. Whatev...

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    • The Gentleman's Deck - Monte Carlo Edition

      The perfect gift for any aspiring Esquire, each card in this high quality deck has a hint on how to be the perfect gentleman. There was a time a gentleman could spend an entire morning in pursuit of the perfect Half Windsor. And whole hours could be dedicated to an armchair, honing one’s pipe technique. But these days, we’re all in such a hurry...

      £14.99

      £14.99

    • The Hangover I Bought a Giraffe T-Shirt

      Celebrate the third instalment of the Hangover movie with a ridiculously awesome tee! This Hangover 3 My Name Is Alan I Bought A Giraffe White T-Shirt is a great-looking item featuring an image of Zach Galifianakis' portrayal of the wacky character Alan. The Lowdown My Name is Alan, I Bought a Giraffe High-quality T-shirt featuring The Hangove...

      £17.99
    • The Iron Throne Egg Cup

      Cersegg Baratheon… Jammy Lannister… Dany Teagaryen… Scone Snow… Euron EarlGreyjoy… the Egg White Walkers led by the Marmite King… who will ultimately triumph and become Lord of the Seven Kingdoms of Breakfasteros? Well actually, if you tap up the Iron Bank for a few Gold Dragons, it could be you. For a relatively modest fee, you can lay your ha...

      £9.99
    • The Joy Stick Candle

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'.  Stock due end of Jan 2019. Because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you checkout. Ladies and gentlemen… Please be upstanding for the Joy Stick Candle. Fourteen titter-tastic inches of delightfully naughty priapic waxy wonder We all know when it comes to matters of manhood, siz...

      £29.99
    • The Ultimate Deck

      Roll up, roll up… and discover a world of curiosity and wonder on the many faces of the stunning The Ultimate Deck. ‘The marvels of the odd minded await’. Embossed in gothic silver along the edge of an immaculate black tuck-case, this tantalising and faintly macabre whisper has an air of P.T. Barnum about it. And well it should. Because, like th...

      £24.99
    • The Whisker Dam

      The ingenious Whisker Dam is the perfect solution for protecting your ‘tache from getting wet whilst sipping your favourite beer. It’s like an umbrella for your face! Let’s be honest… it’s hardly a problem that has troubled the most brilliant minds down through the ages but just how do you provide ample separation between fluid and facial hair w...

      £17.99
    • Walli - The Smart Wallet

      This item is on 'Pre-Order'. Stock estimated due date TBC. Please note: because of the automated payment service we use, your card will be charged when you order. Walli the Smart Wallet is the high tech way to carry your cards and cash – constantly connected to  your phone so you’ll never lose your wallet or cards again.  Leaving the house? Sa...

      £89.99
    • Whiskey Wedge

      If you like your scotch on the rocks but without the rapidly melting ice cubes, then the uniquely designed Whiskey Wedge is the ideal dilution solution It’s the problem many whiskey drinkers have faced – how to enjoy chilled whiskey without watering down the drink. Well, thanks to the booze boffins at Corkcicle, you now have longer to enjoy the ...

      £17.99
    • WRENCHit Pop-A-Point Spanner Set

      WRENCHit 10-Piece Multitool is the slim, lightweight, pop-a-point spanner set that’ll make you the torque of the office. Tools are like doormen – oddly-shaped, slightly greasy and never around when you need them. Which is why we’ve lost our lug nuts for WRENCHit 10-Piece Multitool. Just 4mm thick and lighter than a Yorkie, this 420 stainless st...

      £54.99

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