Bacon Shaving Cream

The sweet, hickory smoked smell of success. Leave your chops smoother than a Teflon griddle and drive your lady friends (and hounds) wild with the powerful musk of Bacon Shaving Cream from bacon maestros, J&D's.

People say “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen”. But what if you can? For a chin as smooth as a baby's bum and a fragrance that whispers “Buddy, I was born in that kitchen…” you need Bacon Shaving Cream.

Infused with the mouth-watering musk of the manliest meat, Bacon Shaving Cream will turn heads, flare nostrils and occasionally even butter bread rolls. Suitable for all skin types, with its rich moisturizers and essential oils, it’s no flash in the pan either.

However this is no novelty lubricating lather; au contraire... slather on this very high-quality cream (with brush or hands) and your razor will glide through stubble like a samurai sword through ham. And afterwards? Advanced, 'heat-activated aroma technology' means the fragrance will last for hours. So your peachfuzz-free chops will be ready for whatever the day throws at you. Especially if it’s brown sauce.



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